Worst Joke Ever 2024

[dcsw53]

[dcsw53]

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[chickenslegs]

[Digitalbanana]

[oxo1947]

[ravip]

 

 

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[oxo1947]

[john donson]

8 hours ago, dcsw53 said:

 

this is a repeat of a repeat...

 

not native, so what does it mean... still don't get it...

 

pedo joke ?   not until next wednesday????

[chickenslegs]

59 minutes ago, john donson said:

 

this is a repeat of a repeat...

 

not native, so what does it mean... still don't get it...

 

pedo joke ?   not until next wednesday????

Hearing is one of the senses.

A hearing is a pretrial court session.

[chickenslegs]

[ChrisP.1]

4 hours ago, john donson said:

 

this is a repeat of a repeat...

 

not native, so what does it mean... still don't get it...

 

pedo joke ?   not until next wednesday????

Not a pedo joke - Kids in Liverpool supposedly always in trouble with the law - hence "Hearing = Appearance in court before a judge" 

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[oxo1947]

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[owl sees all]

21 hours ago, dcsw53 said:

In Liverpool last week.

''Lovely lad, would you come into my car? I'll give you five pounds.''

''F@@ing hell father. For a fiver I'll c@@ in yer f@@@ing mouth.''

[Andrew Dwyer]

14 hours ago, oxo1947 said:

 
That guy thinking: Should i go for the brown or the pink ?

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There won't be enough to go round.

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My girlfriend just dumped me. She said in a teary tirade: “I can’t take your sh** any more. You’re so pedantic. Everything I do is wrong. I loved you so much, but it’ll never be enough for you.

I’m leaving now. Me and Gary are driving up north through the night and then you’ll never hear from me again”

She was about to close the door when I yelled “No, no….waaait”

She turned back, tears in her eyes, a glimmer of hope still remained.

That was when I uttered those three magic words. “Gary and I"