Worst Joke Ever 2024

[Zyxel]

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Probably should use a different font.

[oxo1947]

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Liverpool finding Forest  tough going...........

 

 

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[dcsw53]

[xylophone]

Following the tragic death of the Human Cannonball at the Kent Show, a spokesman said "We'll struggle to get another man of the same calibre."

[Yellowtail]

3 hours ago, dcsw53 said:

Should he not hit her witha the shovel? 

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[tomazbodner]

3 hours ago, oxo1947 said:

When I was reading this, I could hear his voice! 😄

[xylophone]

I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair, but by turning to religion I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing. I converted to Islam, and we're stoning her in the morning!

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Question - Are there too many immigrants in Britain? 17% said yes; 11% said No; 72% said "I am not understanding the question please."

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I thought the wife would be the ideal candidate for a new TV show.
Turns out I got it all wrong and the program's actually called Fact Hunt.
 

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Some bastard's just pinched a pair of my wife's knickers off the washing line. She's not bothered about the knickers but she wants the 12 pegs back. 

 

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The thing I love most about this hot weather is the short skirts and low cut tops. Although they do make me look a bit gay.

[xylophone]

Wife says to husband "You only ever want sex when you're drunk"

Husband says "That’s not true . . . sometimes I want a kebab"

[still kicking]

[oxo1947]

Yes I know it's China---but they will soon be here -eating next to you at your local---before they go and S <deleted> in the road outside

 

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