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ballpoint Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 A woman goes to a counsellor, worried about her husband's temper. The counsellor asks, "What's the problem?" The woman says, "I don't know what to do. Every day my husband loses his temper for no reason. It scares me." The Counsellor says, "I have a cure for that. When it seems your husband is getting angry, take a double shot of Jack Daniel's and swish it in your mouth. Swish and swish, but don't swallow until he either leaves the room or calms down." Two weeks later, she goes back to the counsellor, looking fresh and reborn. She tells the counsellor, "That was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband started to get angry, I swished the Jack. I swished and swished, and he calmed down. How does swishing Jack Daniel's in your mouth do that?” The counsellor says, "The Jack Daniel's does nothing. Keeping your mouth shut is the trick." 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sanuk711 Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 The Royal Navy Fisheries Protection squadron, are equipped with three River-class patrol vessels, HMS Tyne, Mersey and Severn. On the map below please indicate, with a cross, where you think they should be best deployed. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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