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Popular Post fangless Posted May 24, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted May 24, 2021 (edited) 12 minutes ago, WorriedNoodle said: Should have been a breeze to write the thing at first! But then Blowhards always puff up their first outputs. Edited May 24, 2021 by fangless 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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fangless Posted May 24, 2021 Share Posted May 24, 2021 (edited) How are marriage and a hurricane similar? In the beginning there's lots of blowing and in the end you lose your house. Or One day it is wet and exciting and the next day your house is gone. Edited May 24, 2021 by fangless 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesofa Posted May 24, 2021 Share Posted May 24, 2021 1 hour ago, Crossy said: More classic Far Side. Or as a friend of mine used to say, "I keep mountain goats." He used to get some stares. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post fangless Posted May 25, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted May 25, 2021 "You have been brought before this court to answer the allegation that you stole a young woman's bicycle. How do you plead?" "Not guilty, Your Honour," said the young man. "I was walking down the lane when this lady cycled by, stopped when she saw me and asked me to kiss her. Then she took all her clothes off and said I could have anything I wanted. Well, Your Honour, I don't wear ladies' clothes, so I took the bicycle." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted May 25, 2021 Share Posted May 25, 2021 (edited) A man walked into a restaurant and asked the waiter for a bowl of chilli. "I'm sorry, sir, we've run out," replied the waiter. "The customer on the next table had the last helping." Disappointed, the man ordered a coffee only and as he sat drinking it, he noticed the man on the next table had not touched his chili but was eating a steak instead. So he leaned over and said, "Excuse me, are you going to eat that chili?" "No, mate," came the reply, "you're welcome to have it." Delighted, the man tucked into his chili and had eaten half of it when he noticed a severed rat lying on the bottom of the bowl. Shocked at the disgusting sight, he retched and puked up the chili he'd eaten back into the bowl. At this, he turned to the man on the next table to apologise when the man said to him, "Yeah, no need to apologise that's what I did too when I saw the rat." Edited May 25, 2021 by fangless 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted May 25, 2021 Share Posted May 25, 2021 After a wild party the night before, both husband and wife woke up with dreadful hangovers. "Last night in the garden, was it you I made love to?" asked the befuddled husband. "I don't know," replied the wife. "What time was that about?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post fangless Posted May 25, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted May 25, 2021 Finding himself lost, a motorist stops to ask a farmer for directions and as they are talking he notices a pig with a wooden leg. "Why's that pig got a wooden leg?" he asks. "Oh, that pig is a real hero. Some months ago our barn caught alight and if that pig hadn't alerted us, we'd have lost all our horses." "Very good," replies the motorist, "but why has he got a wooden leg?" "And not long after that I fell into a fast-flowing river and he saved my life by running for help." "Yes, I see, but that still doesn't explain why he's got a wooden leg." "Oh, come on, sir, a pig like that, you don't eat him all in one go." 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ballpoint Posted May 25, 2021 Share Posted May 25, 2021 My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post ballpoint Posted May 25, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted May 25, 2021 I asked my German friend if he knew the square root of 81? He said "No". 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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