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3 hours ago, ballpoint said:

It was my brothers birthday yesterday, he’s a bomb disposal expert.

Took him 6 hours to open his present.

I take it the party didn't go with a bang but it didn't bomb either!

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1 hour ago, fangless said:

I take it the party didn't go with a bang but it didn't bomb either!

It ended up a bit of a dud and fizzled out after someone blew a fuse.

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2 hours ago, PETERTHEEATER said:

An Australian lady crossed a budgerigar with a crocodile . One day it bit her arm off and said "Who's a naughty boy then"

I crossed a parrot with a lion and got a bird that says "Polly wants a zebra".

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