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John was a very dull boy. His peers called him "Father of fools"

 

When he was in a Private school he got the following results:

 

Maths = 2%
English = 5%
Science = 0%
Social Sciences = 1%

 

He was taken to a Government school and got the following results:

 

Maths = 0%
English = 1%
Science = 0%
Social sciences = 0%

 

His parents were very disappointed but still decided to put him in a Catholic school even though they were not catholic.

 

The First term John passed and was the  first in the class.


Maths = 90%
English = 93%
Science = 95%
Social sciences = 89%

 

His parents could not believe it. They asked him how he managed to pass and he said;

*"When I saw a man nailed on the Cross at every corner of the school building, I knew that these teachers don't joke with students here, they will nail me too...''*


 _*The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom!*_

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An engineer was removing the engine parts from a motorcycle.


Suddenly he saw a famous heart surgeon in his shop. He went to him & said.. "Look at this engine... I opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired and put them back"...So why do I get such a small salary? and u get huge sums....! 


The doctor smiled at the engineer and came close to his ear and said.... "Try the same when the engine is running."


*Continuation*

 

The engineer smiled back came close to doctors ear and said...


I can pick any dead engine and make it alive,  can you ???

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Anybody interested in a free ride in a helicopter flight for 4 people? I'm still looking for 2 more people to join us. We leave early next Saturday (June 19th) morning from Don Muang and will fly to Samui, where we will have breakfast and then on a yacht for a champagne lunch.
We will then fly back along the coast to see the sights and land at Hua Hin, go out for dinner, then fly back home.

If interested please pm me.

Preferably someone with a helicopter and yacht, otherwise we can't go.
 

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