Worst Joke Ever 2024

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Thought for today!
I have just bought a new, larger, boomerang.  

How do I throw out the old small one?

 

PS;  Do Boomerang shops have a "No Returns" policy?

Edited July 9, 2021 by fangless
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Thought for the day 2!
Just because you have a big nose is no excuse not to wear a mask!

I mean I still wear underwear!

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Thought for the day 3

Is "do not touch" the scariest thing to read in braille?

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Edited July 9, 2021 by fangless

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[jvs]

17 minutes ago, fangless said:

Thought for the day 3

Is "do not touch" the scariest thing to read in braille?

I never knew where the little bumps on an areola where for,until i asked a blind person.

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1 hour ago, ballpoint said:

The Bow of the Ship seems to be pouting...

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11 minutes ago, jvs said:

I never knew where the little bumps on an areola where for,until i asked a blind person.

Really???? LOL

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2 hours ago, ballpoint said:

I have just arrived for the Positive Thinking Workshop.
The class is half empty.

It was half full when I was there!  

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Just now, Zyxel said:

I suppose that is the origin of the bouncing baby!

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1 hour ago, fangless said:

Thought for the day 3

Is "do not touch" the scariest thing to read in braille?

That's what I thought, until I tried to read the cheese grater.

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1 hour ago, jvs said:

I never knew where the little bumps on an areola where for,until i asked a blind person.

 

And would the fire alarm button in an elevator not be too hot to read?

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38 minutes ago, Yellowtail said:

 

And would the fire alarm button in an elevator not be too hot to read?

Ah!  A burning question which can elevate ones worries to a higher level.

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