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Guy calls a law office.  A man answers and says "Levine, Levine, Schwartz and Levine."

"Let me talk to Mr Levine" says the caller.

"Mr Levine passed away several years ago, we keep his name out of respect."

"Oh, then let me talk to Mr Levine."

"Mr Levine is out of town for a few days, will be back on Monday."

"OK then, let me talk to Mr Schwartz."

"Mr Schwartz is in court today."

"Well then, let me talk to Mr Levine."

"This is he."

 

(courtesy of Henny Youngman)

 

 

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A man goes to his doctor for a physical after noticing how fatigued he becomes during sex with his wife. The doctor comes back after reviewing a battery of tests and exlpains to the man that he was lucky he came in when he did. He tells him that one more time and he would not have survived. The doctor released the patient  and explained to the wife who was waiting outside that sex would no longer be a part of their relationship and that they should make the appropriate adjustments .  After about a year the wife who had remained faithful and had decided to sleep on the couch downstairs decided she just could not take it anymore and decided things had to change so she headed upstairs  . Coincidentally he was coming down the stairs so she asked "where are you going? " He said " I was just coming downstairs to die".  She said  "really?, I was just coming upstairs to kill you........  " 

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1 hour ago, owl sees all said:

The photo is genuine. The feline got taken out. What a cat-astrophy. 

These fake cat photos are obviously being littered not just all over the world, but also on the moon.  I think there may be some tom-foolery going on.

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1 hour ago, scottiejohn said:

I know this is a joke forum but I am going to be serious for once.

Is it not sad when you consider which one made the most money?

OTOH making the most money doesn't compare with job satisfaction or the sheer excitement of giving pleasure and enjoyment to millions of people world wide even after your death.

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9 hours ago, scottiejohn said:

I am not being 'Catty' but I have a feline the photo may be a fake!

 

8 hours ago, owl sees all said:

The photo is genuine. The feline got taken out. What a cat-astrophy. 

 

7 hours ago, scottiejohn said:

These fake cat photos are obviously being littered not just all over the world, but also on the moon.  I think there may be some tom-foolery going on.

 

5 hours ago, ballpoint said:

Major Tom finally makes it to the moon.

 

Quite a-mew-sing. guys ...

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