Worst Joke Ever 2025

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[DezLez]

TOP LAUGHS AT THE EDINBURGH FESTIVAL 2022

 

 I spent the whole morning building a time machine,

so that's four hours of my life that I'm definitely getting back

 

 I tried to steal spaghetti from the shop, but the female guard saw me

and I couldn't get pasta

 

  I sent a fresh food parcel to my first wife.

By FedEx

 

 I used to live hand to mouth.

Do you know what changed my life?

Cutlery

 

 Did you know, if you get pregnant in the Amazon,

it's next-day delivery

 

 My attempts to combine Nitrous oxide and Oxo cubes made me a laughing stock

 

I hate funerals -

I'm not a mourning person

 

I can't even be bothered to be apathetic these days

[DezLez]

The best Fringe joke of 2016 was;

 

'My dad suggested I register for a donor card – he's a man after my own heart.' 

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I said to the man at the railway booking office, “I would like a return ticket please”.

He asked “Where to?”

I said “Back here of course.”.

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Don't you just hate it when you are singing along to a song on the radio and the artist gets the words wrong.

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If I hadn't misunderstood what the interviewer wanted when she asked to see my testimonials, I might have got that job.

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I just had some annoying bloke on my doorstep banging on about the health benefits of eating brown bread.

Bloody Hovis witnesses!

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I've just joined the Jehovah's bystanders.
It's like being a Jehovah's Witness, but we don't like to get involved.

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My grief counsellor died the other day.
But he was so good that I didn't give a damn about it.

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The man who invented personalised number plates has passed away.

His funeral takes place on TUE504Y at 11am.

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Do you know when you get that urge to eat something just because it's right there in front of you?
Anyway, I lost my job as a gynaecologist today.

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