Worst Joke Ever 2025

[ballpoint]

[Zyxel]

Doctor to elderly male patient: “You really are going to have to stop masturbating.” Patient: “Why is that doctor?” Doctor: “Because I’m trying to examine you.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Zyxel]

UK divorce judge: “I am awarding your now ex wife £300 per month.” Ex husband: “ Very generous your honour, I’ll slip her a few quid too whenever I can.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Zyxel]

[Zyxel]

[Zyxel]

[Zyxel]

[Zyxel]

[Korat Kiwi]

 

 

 

[Korat Kiwi]

 

“Talk about rubbing it in! Not only did we arrive late, but they deliberately left his organ-donor card.”

[Korat Kiwi]

 

                       Drive-by erasings

[roo860]

[roo860]

[roo860]

[isaanistical]

2 hours ago, ballpoint said:

more Australian, surely?

Brits would just let it in, whatever it is, and give it asylum.

[roo860]

[dcsw53]

[dcsw53]

[roo860]

[roo860]

[roo860]

[oxo1947]

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There was a young man from nantucket

You know the rest

[oxo1947]

[oxo1947]

[jvs]

2 hours ago, roo860 said:

Trust me,i am a doctor!

[Yellowtail]

7 hours ago, isaanistical said:

more Australian, surely?

Brits would just let it in, whatever it is, and give it asylum.

Nope, there's an H in he**

[still kicking]

[VBF]

12 hours ago, ballpoint said:

 

And that, Ladies and Gentlemen, is how political elections work 😲

[farang51]

49 minutes ago, still kicking said:

 

That is just b*llsh*t made up by crazy people. I really hate that kind of lists that are clearly the work of some jealous b*st*rds. Everybody knows that the Danes are the friendliest people in the world.

[still kicking]

1 minute ago, farang51 said:

 

That is just b*llsh*t made up by crazy people. I really hate that kind of lists that are clearly the work of some jealous b*st*rds. Everybody knows that the Danes are the friendliest people in the world.