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Worst Joke Ever 2025

By warfie
June 5, 2009 in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

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oh dear... what have I started?!?! keep 'em coming... Judge: Look here Mickey Mouse, I cannot grant you a divorce from Minnie. Mickey (stunned): Why not? Judge: I have reviewed all

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Which one made the wish for either a big dick or a big cock?

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Does it bite if it finds a sausage? Maybe that's Yanhee surgeon dog...

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FAIL: nuts detected.

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Prawn flavour?

they also do "Hemp" flavour and, for any weirdos out there:

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that's where the whole plate-smashing stuff came from. Pity it's not still in the Olympics.

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Must Be a Go-Go Bar somewhere in Issan................

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