Worst Joke Ever 2025

[WorriedNoodle]

[WorriedNoodle]

[WorriedNoodle]

[sanuk711]

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[sanuk711]

[fangless]

16 minutes ago, WorriedNoodle said:

I see you have collared that old joke again, had me tied in knots the first time!

????

[fangless]

15 minutes ago, WorriedNoodle said:

Make sure you don't drop any clangers or the head ringer might get the hump!

[Yellowtail]

2 hours ago, fangless said:

What was going through the mind of the first person ever to pull on a cow’s udder?
 

I want to know how/who figured out you could get loaded linking a toad's a$$...

[Phoenix Rising]

11 hours ago, Yellowtail said:

And we know which orange one the dude donating the butt hole supports!

[sanuk711]

[sanuk711]

.“Hey granny, do you remember when you were teaching me to ride a bike

and you let go even though you said you wouldn’t ?”

......Yes love, why are you asking ?

[Yellowtail]

1 hour ago, Phoenix Rising said:

And we know which orange one the dude donating the butt hole supports!

Yeah we do:

 

 

 

 

[Phoenix Rising]

15 minutes ago, Yellowtail said:

Yeah we do:

 

 

 

 

There can be only one:

[Yellowtail]

 

1 hour ago, Phoenix Rising said:

There can be only one:

 

[fangless]

4 hours ago, Yellowtail said:

linking a toad's a$$...

What are you "linking" the toad's prosterior to/with?

[Phoenix Rising]

1 hour ago, Yellowtail said:

 

At least that guy is enjoying himself. This thing...not so much.

[overherebc]

Sad if your girlfriend doesn't like Elvis.

[chickenslegs]

1 hour ago, overherebc said:

Sad if your girlfriend doesn't like Elvis.

My gf never heard of Elvis but she does like a cockatoo.

[jvs]

3 minutes ago, chickenslegs said:

My gf never heard of Elvis but she does like a cockatoo.

Remember you only have one?

[fangless]

9 hours ago, chickenslegs said:

My gf never heard of Elvis but she does like a cockatoo.

So does my ladyboy friend!

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28 minutes ago, fangless said:

So does my ladyboy friend!

I thought your ladyboy friend got rid of his cockatoo?

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