3 hours ago, Zyxel said:

Crocs just love snappy dressers coming over for their lunch break!

I need some advice. My therapist told me to write letters to all the people I hate and then burn them.

Does anyone know what I should do with the letters?

Terrible night. Dreamt something bit me on the neck. Got up to check, but the mirror wasn't working.

I was walking down the road and first got hit by a violin, then a clarinet and then a piano.

It was an orchestrated attack

I went to a postman's birthday party yesterday.
We played pass the "Sorry You Were Out" card.

I tried to look up our local orphanage online,

but it doesn't have a home page.

Since the Queen died, there will be no more telegrams sent out when you turn 100.

Instead, Prince Andrew will send you a text when you reach 14.

The queen and Diana finally cross paths in heaven.
Queen : When do I get a halo like yours?
Diana: Actually, its a steering wheel!

No matter what goes wrong, there is always someone who knew it would.

2 hours ago, ballpoint said:

I was walking down the road and first got hit by a violin, then a clarinet and then a piano.

It was an orchestrated attack

Was it a group?  If not do you know who conducted the attack and if so did they possibly have an old score to settle?

 

2 hours ago, ballpoint said:

I tried to look up our local orphanage online,

but it doesn't have a home page.

Maybe they have adopted other methods of contact!

2 hours ago, ballpoint said:

Terrible night. Dreamt something bit me on the neck. Got up to check, but the mirror wasn't working.

A sad reflection on your life no doubt but as they say, fangs for the memory!

12 hours ago, DezLez said:

Was it a group?  If not do you know who conducted the attack and if so did they possibly have an old score to settle?

 

It happened at night.  Just like some one was performing orchestral maneuvers in the dark.