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Many people are tired of jokes about Roman numerals

But I, for one, will keep passing them along

The young 22 year old turned up to the office this morning in a mini skirt and knee boots, I know it's an HR minefield saying anything at all but I couldn't help it.

I had to say, "Brian, that's not really appropriate to wear to the office."

My gay friend just called to tell me he accidentally mixed up his Grindr app with his Pizza Hut app...

Now there's a 10" vegetarian on the way to his house, and he's not sure what to expect.

Whilst out walking through the fields, I found an abandoned Land Rover…

I thought, 'That's a nice Discovery!'

I caught the woman next door crying cos she'd run out of fabric conditioner.

I managed to offer her a small amount of comfort.

I asked my wife, “If sneezing a lot means you’re sneezy, and sleeping a lot means you’re sleepy… what’s the word for someone who’s coughing a lot?”

Wife: “Coughy?” Me: “Yes please. milk with two sugars.”

I struggle with counting Roman numerals until I reach 159.

Then it CLIX.