Dwayne is in so much demand these days he has to sub contract to his brothers !!

Nick C unfortunately has no brothers !!

EJ finds inspiration for his latest hit “ sad songs “ !

Could it really be him !!

An oldie but still a goodie !!

For those of us with problems with the fairer sex !!

One from the master.
Gary Larson

Gotta be true cos I read it on Facebook !!

Always wondered about that saying [emoji848]

But no cigar !!

A couple from our school days !!

A couple for the animal lovers !!

And finally !!

“ is it still good when you’re dead ? “

Some ways to beat the heat !!

Better check with the 7-11 before attempting the last one !!

A couple for Easter [emoji214]

We all do this.. don’t we ??

Or is it just me [emoji848]

One for the TVF Sleuths !!

A Scotsman and his wife walked past a swanky new restaurant.
"Did you smell that food? she asked.

"It's smells absolutely incredible!”
Being a 'kind-hearted Scotsman' (don't laugh there is such a thing-so I am reliably informed!) he thought, "What the hell, I'll treat her!”
So, they walked past it again!

For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free".
Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? 
Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage.
 

My mate got a vacuum cleaner stuck up his rear-end yesterday.
I called the hospital to see how he was today.
The doctor said he was picking up nicely.
 

We all think it’s hot here but in the uk it’s forecast to hit an unearthly high of 23 C today !!! ????

5 hours ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

We all think it’s hot here but in the uk it’s forecast to hit an unearthly high of 23 C today !!! ????

A very flattering photo of Dianne and I am also impressed with her erudite and incisive climate (change) knowledge.  How she has changed so much for the better recently!????

 

PS;  I also assume that she is on a Transport for London bus and that is an alcoholic drink she is consuming, now that she has been recently advised to do so!

Edited April 22, 20197 yr by scottiejohn
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That's not right                            Sum Ting Wong
Are you harboring a fugitive?         Hu Yu Hai Ding
See me ASAP                               Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man                                 Dum Fuk
Small Horse                                Tai Ni Po Ni
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I bumped into a coffee tabl          Ai Bang Mai <deleted> Kin Ni 
I think you need a face lift            Chin Tu Fat
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I thought you were on a diet          Wai Yu Mun Ching
This is a tow away zone                No Pah King
Our meeting is scheduled for next week         Wai Yu Kum Nao 
Staying out of sight                        Lei Ying Lo
He's cleaning his automobile         Wa Shing Ka
Your body odor is offensive          Yu Stin Ki Pu
Great                                         Fa Kin Su Pa