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Glad to extend a welcome to the Parkinsons Disease Association to my establishment when we reopen

Only too true -Fire & brimstone......(if you don't love me)

Many years ago, whilst walking in the hills, I became lost.
Fortunately I had a compass with me.
So I was able to draw perfect circles until rescued.

Following on from my previous post, I managed to rent the house out again to an American soldier, however, he only stays in the toilet.

He's a loo tenant.

Breaking news from the circus:  One of the Russian acrobats in the human pyramid is being deported.

Now they don't have Oleg to stand on.

Cop pulls an Irishman over, "Have you been drinking today", the Irishman answers "Indeed and I have, it's St Patrick's Day, I had 12 whiskeys!"

The cop says "Would you take a breathalyzer please?"

The Irishman says "What, you don't believe me?"

Just spent the afternoon waxing the car.
Still not sure how it gets so hairy.

38 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

Many years ago, whilst walking in the hills, I became lost.
Fortunately I had a compass with me.
So I was able to draw perfect circles until rescued.

A Tim Vine classic

This happened yesterday and is important information for the 40+ age group.

A friend had his 2nd dose of the vaccine at the vaccination centre, after which he began to have blurred vision on the way home.

When he got home, he called the vaccination centre for advice and to ask if he should go see a doctor, or be hospitalised.

He was told NOT to go to a doctor or a hospital, but just return to the vaccination centre immediately and pick up his glasses.

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