March 27, 20214 yr Popular Post What seems to be the problem?" asked the doc. "Well," I said, "the entrance to my <deleted> is sore." "That's probably because you call it the entrance," he replied. -- I am so angry at my wife Sister— What sort of sick person puts chloroform on their dirty Knickers. - - A man has been found dead in Minffordd, Penrhyndeudraeth, Gwynedd. Meanwhile, 6 of tonight's newscasters have phoned in sick. -- I failed my latest job interview after proudly announcing I'd just taken part in my first mixed-race threesome. I wasn't sure what I'd done wrong until my mate explained the proper term is Triathlon. -- I would never have believed 8 weeks of uncut hair would weigh over a stone, but if that's what the scales say, it must be right! -- The Colorado supermarket shooter has been described as very anti-social by family. Bit unfair considering the amount of rounds he got in. -- BBC News "EU President says that the UK has not exported any doses of Covid-19 Vaccine to Europe". Astra Zeneca say it has loaded 25 million doses onto trucks but unfortunately the drivers had ham sandwiches in the cabs. -- Egyptian authorities have been trying to contact David Copperfield, in the hope of making that '<deleted>' big boat disappear. - If you had to sacrifice the population of just one city to get rid of this virus ... Which city would you choose? and why Bradford?
March 27, 20214 yr If a little knowledge is a dangerous thing. At what point does knowledge become safe?
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