Three friends married women from different parts of the world. The first married a Japaneese girl and told her that she was to do the dishes and cleaning. On the first day he came home to see a lovely sparkling clean house.

The second man married a Thai girl and gave her the same orders, to do all the cleaning and cooking. The first day he didn’t see any results but by the third his house was clean and dinner was on the table.

 

The third man married a Welsh girl. He ordered her to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed and dinner ready for 6pm.

 

For the first two days he didn’t see anything, but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye.

On a beautiful summer’s day, two English tourists were driving through deepest Wales.  When they arrived at SiliogogogochLlanfairpsiliogogogochwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrnsiliogogogochdrobwyllllanty they stopped for lunch and one of the tourists asked the waitress: “Before we order, I wonder if you could settle an argument for us. Can you pronounce the name of the place we are in now, very, very, very slowly?”

The girl leaned over and said: “K........F...........C.”

 

 

Edited September 20, 20214 yr by fangless

1 hour ago, fangless said:

It took me a while to get the "feel" to that joke!

Those blind massagers can't hear your screams either.

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Edited September 20, 20214 yr by sanuk711
Changed mind

             UP  Your F***********>    A********

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3 hours ago, Crossy said:

I didn't see this one coming...

5 minutes ago, tomazbodner said:

I didn't see this one coming...

You have really got to be in gear to get anywhere with these jokes!

2 hours ago, Crossy said:

 

In Wales road signs are written in both English and Welsh.

 

 

 

For those who don't speak Welsh:-

 

The Welsh text actually reads “I am not in the office at the moment. Send any work to be translated”

 

The Welsh translator was away, and set his or her out of office message in Welsh. The sign maker, who didn't speak Welsh, thought it was the translation and printed it.

 

Not the first (and probably) not the last time...

Edited September 20, 20214 yr by tomazbodner

3 hours ago, Crossy said:

 

5 minutes ago, Zyxel said:

 

 

 

 

48 minutes ago, sanuk711 said:

That's my first happy moment of every day. ????