On 9/20/2021 at 5:57 PM, billd766 said:

Too close to reality that one.

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21 minutes ago, overherebc said:

Too close to reality that one.

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I posted that as I am used to that experience.

38 minutes ago, Zyxel said:

But I thought he always wanted it to be a foot long so this would seem to be a step in the right direction.

39 minutes ago, Zyxel said:

I think the sport is called "Strapadictome"!

3 hours ago, fangless said:

AWHATF
TIMEAND
PLACEFF

Just now, ballpoint said:

Hanging head in shame as I was too late to notice the time was there but the place is not!

one farmer asks...

 

 

1 hour ago, ballpoint said:

And the place? The cemetery.

 

1 hour ago, bobandyson said:

And the place? The cemetery.

 

That is a dead end clue.  Which cemetry, I'm dying to find out!

6 hours ago, Zyxel said:

Reminds me when the wife was growing vegetables and would drive the pick-up to the market in the mornings.

 

The night workers at the market obviously had too much spare time as all the local dogs that hung round the market would have their faces made up with colored marker pens 

 

Some of them were really quite good. 

 

 

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