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Worst Joke Ever 2026

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1 hour ago, ravip said:

"Ode to the Spell Checker!"


Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

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5 hours ago, fangless said:

Did Rosemary mint that sparsley thought out answer for you?

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I thought it was rather sage advice.

1 hour ago, ballpoint said:

I thought it was rather sage advice.

I was going to suggest you get stuffed, with the spice of life, but I don't want you getting too full of yourself or getting to feel a right turkey!

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2 hours ago, ballpoint said:

I thought it was rather sage advice.

We should have seen that one cumin.

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But, knees apart, she's still great fun.

 

 

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7 hours ago, chickenslegs said:

We should have seen that one cumin.

Now things are really spicing up.

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9 hours ago, fangless said:

I was going to suggest you get stuffed, with the spice of life, but I don't want you getting too full of yourself or getting to feel a right turkey!

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I hope you take the chili reception with the humour it was meant, but I'm not going to curry favour.  I suggest your stuffing needs more anise.  And vice versa.

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