I do not like people who complain. We all have things to deal with in life. Sometimes my toothpaste spurts in the wrong direction, the coffee pot goes kaput, the dog gets poisoned and sh** and pukes everywhere. Laundry lady takes hols. Etc, etc, etc.

I deal with it. I smoke cigs and people I do not know charge me with the mass murder of the neighbourhood, who are all still living to be 86 and burning plastic rubbish next to their baby's room.

I want a reprieve.

Disraeli: Never complain, and never explain. Quote stolen by some bimbo in the 80s.

I do not like people who complain. We all have things to deal with in life. Sometimes my toothpaste spurts in the wrong direction, the coffee pot goes kaput, the dog gets poisoned and sh** and pukes everywhere. Laundry lady takes hols. Etc, etc, etc.

I deal with it. I smoke cigs and people I do not know charge me with the mass murder of the neighbourhood, who are all still living to be 86 and burning plastic rubbish next to their baby's room.

I want a reprieve.

Disraeli: Never complain, and never explain. Quote stolen by some bimbo in the 80s.

oh jet my lovely friend,

one must be prepared for people that have a bad attitude,as we have enough intelligence to realise that there are people with bad attitude's every 10 feet if we care to take notice of them.

myself has a very good attitude and a refined sense of humour being able to accept every person as my very good friend and love all humans equally.

i hope this helps you and maybe your conundrum will be solved.

good bye my lovely friend.

from terence.

<br />I do not like people who complain. We all have things to deal with in life. Sometimes my toothpaste spurts in the wrong direction, the coffee pot goes kaput, the dog gets poisoned and sh** and pukes everywhere. Laundry lady takes hols. Etc, etc, etc.<br />I deal with it. I smoke cigs and people I do not know charge me with the mass murder of the neighbourhood, who are all still living to be 86 and burning plastic rubbish next to their baby's room.<br />I want a reprieve.<br />Disraeli: Never complain, and never explain. Quote stolen by some bimbo in the 80s.<br /><br />

<br /><br /><br />

But rants dont count ?

Well

They're not the same thing

At all

Really

Are they ?

You wouldn't be complaining about the complaining wonkers would you, Jet? So, who's been curling your serpentine tresses? Who's been scraping their corkscrewed horny nails down your blackboard? Tell me and I'll handpick 20 of my finest dogs & set them on the offender(s)! Unless it's me, of course, then it would be a wasted exercise, because they'd only lick me to death...

Well, Smoking and smoking ban is a burning issue, so to speak. I was following the thread, bemused and slightly amused, as the outcome is always the same.

'Smokers are bad and infringe on the life of non-smokers', seem to be the common response. The worst complains come from former smokers who perhaps still dream of the times they did smoke.

Don't take it serious, the attacks are not against you but smokers and do go up in smoke.

<br />You wouldn't be complaining about the complaining wonkers would you, Jet? <img src="style_emoticons/default/smile.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="smile.gif" /> So, who's been curling your serpentine tresses? Who's been scraping their corkscrewed horny nails down your blackboard? Tell me and I'll handpick 20 of my finest dogs & set them on the offender(s)! Unless it's me, of course, then it would be a wasted exercise, because they'd only lick me to death...<img src="style_emoticons/default/wink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="wink.gif" /><br />

Pervert !

Sounds like a veiled complaint to me.

Please read the rules on complaining in Bedlam.

Rule 666a of the Bedlamites Penal Code (BPC) states;

666a. All members complaints are to be taken seriously and with compasion by other

members of Bedlam and it's Moderators.

666b. The exceptions to rule 666a are as follows.

1. Any member found to be in possession of a sense of humour.

2. Any member found to be lacking a sense of humour.

3. Any member that is likely to spit the dummy out.

4. Any member that watches Fox news.

5. Any member that uses big words to try and impress others.

6. Any member that tries to get the last word.

7. Any member of &lt;deleted&gt;.

8. Any member of the BSB.

9. Jet Gorgon.

<br />I do not like people who complain. We all have things to deal with in life. Sometimes my toothpaste spurts in the wrong direction, the coffee pot goes kaput, the dog gets poisoned and sh** and pukes everywhere. Laundry lady takes hols. Etc, etc, etc.<br />I deal with it. I smoke cigs and people I do not know charge me with the mass murder of the neighbourhood, who are all still living to be 86 and burning plastic rubbish next to their baby's room.<br />I want a reprieve.<br />Disraeli: Never complain, and never explain. Quote stolen by some bimbo in the 80s.<br /><br />

<br /><br /><br />

But rants dont count ?

Well

They're not the same thing

At all

Really

Are they ?

oh farangsay,

your a very humourous fellow my good friend.

my learned friend jet is not ranting but mearly expressing her observation of some of the posters on this forum.

it is a well deserved observation i must say, but we can not be perfect as we are only born in gods name and one of his little creatures.

thank you very much farangsay for your contribution to the very interesting thai visa forum.

respect from,

terence

<br />I do not like people who complain. We all have things to deal with in life. Sometimes my toothpaste spurts in the wrong direction, the coffee pot goes kaput, the dog gets poisoned and sh** and pukes everywhere. Laundry lady takes hols. Etc, etc, etc.<br />I deal with it. I smoke cigs and people I do not know charge me with the mass murder of the neighbourhood, who are all still living to be 86 and burning plastic rubbish next to their baby's room.<br />I want a reprieve.<br />Disraeli: Never complain, and never explain. Quote stolen by some bimbo in the 80s.<br /><br />

<br /><br /><br />

But rants dont count ?

Well

They're not the same thing

At all

Really

Are they ?

oh farangsay,

your a very humourous fellow my good friend.

my learned friend jet is not ranting but mearly expressing her observation of some of the posters on this forum.

it is a well deserved observation i must say, but we can not be perfect as we are only born in gods name and one of his little creatures.

thank you very much farangsay for your contribution to the very interesting thai visa forum.

respect from,

terence

You're a very nice man Terence .. yes, a very nice man

<br />I do not like people who complain. We all have things to deal with in life. Sometimes my toothpaste spurts in the wrong direction, the coffee pot goes kaput, the dog gets poisoned and sh** and pukes everywhere. Laundry lady takes hols. Etc, etc, etc.<br />I deal with it. I smoke cigs and people I do not know charge me with the mass murder of the neighbourhood, who are all still living to be 86 and burning plastic rubbish next to their baby's room.<br />I want a reprieve.<br />Disraeli: Never complain, and never explain. Quote stolen by some bimbo in the 80s.<br /><br />

<br /><br /><br />

But rants dont count ?

Well

They're not the same thing

At all

Really

Are they ?

oh farangsay,

your a very humourous fellow my good friend.

my learned friend jet is not ranting but mearly expressing her observation of some of the posters on this forum.

it is a well deserved observation i must say, but we can not be perfect as we are only born in gods name and one of his little creatures.

thank you very much farangsay for your contribution to the very interesting thai visa forum.

respect from,

terence

Back on the meds are we , Terry ?

Good idea !

7. Any member of &lt;deleted&gt;.

Nobody likes a sour &lt;deleted&gt;!

Sounds like a veiled complaint to me.

Please read the rules on complaining in Bedlam.

Rule 666a of the Bedlamites Penal Code (BPC) states;

666a. All members complaints are to be taken seriously and with compasion by other

members of Bedlam and it's Moderators.

666b. The exceptions to rule 666a are as follows.

1. Any member found to be in possession of a sense of humour.

2. Any member found to be lacking a sense of humour.

3. Any member that is likely to spit the dummy out.

4. Any member that watches Fox news.

5. Any member that uses big words to try and impress others.

6. Any member that tries to get the last word.

7. Any member of &lt;deleted&gt;.

8. Any member of the BSB.

9. Jet Gorgon.

Number 9... Wonklette. Made that up you did sure. Wonking willie donkey trodding poop scoopers with pension security for kissing yer sorry asses yer whole lives. Gimmie a church choir with two stray dogs howling Ave Jettie. A minor.

Number 9... Wonklette. Made that up you did sure. Wonking willie donkey trodding poop scoopers with pension security for kissing yer sorry asses yer whole lives. Gimmie a church choir with two stray dogs howling Ave Jettie. A minor.

Try some of Terry's pills , girl.

You seem to be rambling , losing the plot entirely.

They seem to have improved his grammar and spelling as well.

Can't do any harm , can it ?

<br />I do not like people who complain. We all have things to deal with in life. Sometimes my toothpaste spurts in the wrong direction, the coffee pot goes kaput, the dog gets poisoned and sh** and pukes everywhere. Laundry lady takes hols. Etc, etc, etc.<br />I deal with it. I smoke cigs and people I do not know charge me with the mass murder of the neighbourhood, who are all still living to be 86 and burning plastic rubbish next to their baby's room.<br />I want a reprieve.<br />Disraeli: Never complain, and never explain. Quote stolen by some bimbo in the 80s.<br /><br />

<br /><br /><br />

But rants dont count ?

Well

They're not the same thing

At all

Really

Are they ?

oh farangsay,

your a very humourous fellow my good friend.

my learned friend jet is not ranting but mearly expressing her observation of some of the posters on this forum.

it is a well deserved observation i must say, but we can not be perfect as we are only born in gods name and one of his little creatures.

thank you very much farangsay for your contribution to the very interesting thai visa forum.

respect from,

terence

Back on the meds are we , Terry ?

Good idea !

oh farang say ,

you amuse me and your posts are so very inspiring to a fine gentleman as myself. i am once again humbled and hold your post in high esteem as they are a beautiful thing to read.

my mind is complete once my eyes fall upon them.

excuse me farangsay,

but i would like to be called " TERENCE " from now on as something wonderful has happened to myself.

its a blessing, as i have found god and am now a born again person and regard you as a truly unique person born in gods image.

i respect all people and animals so i would appreciate it if you could please respect my wishes to be called by my correct title, that being " TERENCE "

thank you very much farang say.

respect to you always

terence.

Number 9... Wonklette. Made that up you did sure. Wonking willie donkey trodding poop scoopers with pension security for kissing yer sorry asses yer whole lives. Gimmie a church choir with two stray dogs howling Ave Jettie. A minor.

Try some of Terry's pills , girl.

You seem to be rambling , losing the plot entirely.

They seem to have improved his grammar and spelling as well.

Can't do any harm , can it ?

got the pill numbers?

I never ramble, you wonker, farangsay an I hate that Bart thinggy. Oh, I guess I am a bit waiting-to-be-backside-washed. I work so hard. Unappreciated. No flowers.

<br />I do not like people who complain. We all have things to deal with in life. Sometimes my toothpaste spurts in the wrong direction, the coffee pot goes kaput, the dog gets poisoned and sh** and pukes everywhere. Laundry lady takes hols. Etc, etc, etc.<br />I deal with it. I smoke cigs and people I do not know charge me with the mass murder of the neighbourhood, who are all still living to be 86 and burning plastic rubbish next to their baby's room.<br />I want a reprieve.<br />Disraeli: Never complain, and never explain. Quote stolen by some bimbo in the 80s.<br /><br />

<br /><br /><br />

But rants dont count ?

Well

They're not the same thing

At all

Really

Are they ?

oh farangsay,

your a very humourous fellow my good friend.

my learned friend jet is not ranting but mearly expressing her observation of some of the posters on this forum.

it is a well deserved observation i must say, but we can not be perfect as we are only born in gods name and one of his little creatures.

thank you very much farangsay for your contribution to the very interesting thai visa forum.

respect from,

terence

Back on the meds are we , Terry ?

Good idea !

oh farang say ,

you amuse me and your posts are so very inspiring to a fine gentleman as myself. i am once again humbled and hold your post in high esteem as they are a beautiful thing to read.

my mind is complete once my eyes fall upon them.

excuse me farangsay,

but i would like to be called " TERENCE " from now on as something wonderful has happened to myself.

its a blessing, as i have found god and am now a born again person and regard you as a truly unique person born in gods image.

i respect all people and animals so i would appreciate it if you could please respect my wishes to be called by my correct title, that being " TERENCE "

thank you very much farang say.

respect to you always

terence.

Marvellous news , Terence.

Happy for you

Regards

Bartholomew

although Jet put it in a light hearted way, I do agree that we tend to complain too much. well either complain or there are things in life that really do get us down. I dont say that we cant, but hopefully by sharing the below story will make us feel better about our lives or make us realise how we are still in much better place than others. hopefully it will also encourage you and make you all feel more positive and better able to cope with your troubles.

Its about a girl Ive known for almost 2 years, but only finally managed to meet her a couple of weeks ago.

She has her own website, but I paste below some parts of what she shares on the site: (I have to add here that she is the MOST positive person I have ever met. Truly amazing, and anytime things get me down I think of her and somehow I find the strength to deal with things)

I'm now 28 years old (in 2004) and I often have problems with my health, especially during the winter. It's not easy for me to explain about my condition. It isn't because it hurts my feelings but because of the manner in which it all happened.

I was 13 years old at the time. One day I was playing gymnastics on my bed. I landed awkward on my neck and it hurt. I did not think too much about it at the time. I just thought it was a muscle problem or something like that.

The next day we all went to river for some swimming. A tugboat came along and I decided to swim to it, along with a friend so we could grab the ropes to be pulled along. I was not a good swimmer but I was always very brave and crazy. I grabbed the side of the boat and the force from it made my already injured neck break. The results of this action caused a bone in my neck to press against my spinal cord. Fortunately, I was strong enough to swim away from the boat and wait for my brother. He gave me a float and I somehow managed to make it back to shore.

When I got to the shore, I could not feel my left hand. By the time we got home, my right hand was the same. This continued throughout my body.

At first I was admitted to a local hospital but my mother thought that my condition warranted much more intensive treatment. I was transferred to Sirirad Hospital in Bangkok. At first, the doctors thought that they would operate but they soon decided against that because the percentage for recovery was so low. I stayed there for 5 months and 17 days. Most of my time was spent doing my physical therapy. After that I was placed in Sena Hospital, here in Ayutthaya. I cannot remember how long I was in Sena hospital but when I left there I came home.

Since my neck's broken, I've stopped studying (at school) and never went back to school anymore. This is the part I feel sorry the most because I think if I have any degrees, maybe I could do anything worthier than just laying in bed all day.

this is only part of whats on her blog. Through the internet, her only outside contact with the world apart from her parents, she has managed to learn english, create her own website (she can only type with her thumbs), made some friends, and recently also started making videos for weddings!

a truly truly amazing person. I wish we all would have half the strength, half the positiveness that she does.

Number 9... Wonklette. Made that up you did sure. Wonking willie donkey trodding poop scoopers with pension security for kissing yer sorry asses yer whole lives. Gimmie a church choir with two stray dogs howling Ave Jettie. A minor.

Try some of Terry's pills , girl.

You seem to be rambling , losing the plot entirely.

They seem to have improved his grammar and spelling as well.

Can't do any harm , can it ?

got the pill numbers?

I never ramble, you wonker, farangsay an I hate that Bart thinggy. Oh, I guess I am a bit waiting-to-be-backside-washed. I work so hard. Unappreciated. No flowers.

oh jet my darling person,

please forgive my friend farang say, as he does not know how he distresses you so.

i shall take him along to my bible classes and he also will see a new way of communication with the thai visa community.

i apologise to you on his behalf and wish all happiness to you jet, my beloved friend.

regards,

terence.

Number 9... Wonklette. Made that up you did sure. Wonking willie donkey trodding poop scoopers with pension security for kissing yer sorry asses yer whole lives. Gimmie a church choir with two stray dogs howling Ave Jettie. A minor.

Try some of Terry's pills , girl.

You seem to be rambling , losing the plot entirely.

They seem to have improved his grammar and spelling as well.

Can't do any harm , can it ?

got the pill numbers?

I never ramble, you wonker, farangsay an I hate that Bart thinggy. Oh, I guess I am a bit waiting-to-be-backside-washed. I work so hard. Unappreciated. No flowers.

Hmmmm , right !

Bart says he loves you too. (Loose translation).

<br />I do not like people who complain. We all have things to deal with in life. Sometimes my toothpaste spurts in the wrong direction, the coffee pot goes kaput, the dog gets poisoned and sh** and pukes everywhere. Laundry lady takes hols. Etc, etc, etc.<br />I deal with it. I smoke cigs and people I do not know charge me with the mass murder of the neighbourhood, who are all still living to be 86 and burning plastic rubbish next to their baby's room.<br />I want a reprieve.<br />Disraeli: Never complain, and never explain. Quote stolen by some bimbo in the 80s.<br /><br />

<br /><br /><br />

But rants dont count ?

Well

They're not the same thing

At all

Really

Are they ?

oh farangsay,

your a very humourous fellow my good friend.

my learned friend jet is not ranting but mearly expressing her observation of some of the posters on this forum.

it is a well deserved observation i must say, but we can not be perfect as we are only born in gods name and one of his little creatures.

thank you very much farangsay for your contribution to the very interesting thai visa forum.

respect from,

terence

Back on the meds are we , Terry ?

Good idea !

oh farang say ,

you amuse me and your posts are so very inspiring to a fine gentleman as myself. i am once again humbled and hold your post in high esteem as they are a beautiful thing to read.

my mind is complete once my eyes fall upon them.

excuse me farangsay,

but i would like to be called " TERENCE " from now on as something wonderful has happened to myself.

its a blessing, as i have found god and am now a born again person and regard you as a truly unique person born in gods image.

i respect all people and animals so i would appreciate it if you could please respect my wishes to be called by my correct title, that being " TERENCE "

thank you very much farang say.

respect to you always

terence.

Marvellous news , Terence.

Happy for you

Regards

Bartholomew

oh,

thank you so much bartholomew, as i always new that you were a stirling and learned fellow espousing wisdom all over this forum.

i respect you as a fellow human being. and fellow contributor to this wonderful forum know as thai visa.

all the very best of luck to you always and may the sun shine eternally into your heart.

respect to your good self.

terence.

i must leave you now as i must attend to my deciples at my fire station in the city of fremantle, but humbly request an audience with your learned self tomorrow.

Dear Jet

Get Well Soon

mid

Dear Jet

Get Well Soon

mid

That is so sweet, Mid. Thank you.

Number 9... Wonklette. Made that up you did sure. Wonking willie donkey trodding poop scoopers with pension security for kissing yer sorry asses yer whole lives. Gimmie a church choir with two stray dogs howling Ave Jettie. A minor.

Try some of Terry's pills , girl.

You seem to be rambling , losing the plot entirely.

They seem to have improved his grammar and spelling as well.

Can't do any harm , can it ?

got the pill numbers?

I never ramble, you wonker, farangsay an I hate that Bart thinggy. Oh, I guess I am a bit waiting-to-be-backside-washed. I work so hard. Unappreciated. No flowers.

Der Duck Wuvs You Jettie, Dont let them Big bad Boogers on TV upset you now..

Well hold all thats sacred to me, Terrence has found the Mighty one, peace on you brother..

But Crikey Mate had trouble understandin ya lingo...

Since Mid sent you a Nice Bouquet I'm not to be out done..

Difference is Jet when you get sick of looking you can eat em..

I'm Sure Tutsi has a good Recipe for Cauli Au Gratin....

This is one 'rambling' thread. And I don't believe the 'Bro Terrence' thing at all!!!

Crikey Terry have you been having a secret rendevouz with GuestHouse?

You're out smarming the king of smarm.

I feel a bit sick.

Crikey Terry have you been having a secret rendevouz with GuestHouse?

To meet with anyone Terry would first have to leave his bedroom.....

I mean, is there anyone who has actually met Terry, and if so, is there anyone who has met him in Thailand.

(When I say 'anyone' I of course mean, anyone who does not share the same ISP Number).

Crikey Terry have you been having a secret rendevouz with GuestHouse?

To meet with anyone Terry would first have to leave his bedroom.....

I mean, is there anyone who has actually met Terry, and if so, is there anyone who has met him in Thailand.

(When I say 'anyone' I of course mean, anyone who does not share the same ISP Number).

I have met Terry in Thailand and can vouch he is indeed real ... in fact you may find this difficult to believe but he's a great guy

Crikey Terry have you been having a secret rendevouz with GuestHouse?

To meet with anyone Terry would first have to leave his bedroom.....

I mean, is there anyone who has actually met Terry, and if so, is there anyone who has met him in Thailand.

(When I say 'anyone' I of course mean, anyone who does not share the same ISP Number).

I have met Terry in Thailand and can vouch he is indeed real ... in fact you may find this difficult to believe but he's a great guy

I have heard this from others as well!

I have heard this from others as well!

My caveat about not sharing the same ISPN stands.