SEMI-FINAL ROUND FOR POSTER OF THE YEAR

[geronimo]

1 minute ago, NancyL said:

Yes, it's like trying to cheer for the entrants in a stationary bike race.  Wish we could change our votes at will just to keep it interesting and mess with the contestants minds.

Congrats in advance for that long awaited eighth dot ....

[CharlieH]

1 hour ago, geronimo said:

That last group were at a distinct advantage, not having the same exposure as the main groups, therefore, 20 votes is unfair to them.

I agree, it has to be considered carefully to be fair.

[lannarebirth]

1 hour ago, CharlieH said:

I agree, it has to be considered carefully to be fair.

Too late for that.

[Andrew Dwyer]

I'm not really sure what's going on here. I've just been on a thread that showed Marco, Oddy, and Andy D well placed. Now they are not even in any of the three groups.
 
Surely their votes were enough to see them through.
 
When does the final start?

You were lucky to find that thread, the majority haven’t been able to !! [emoji51]

Actually it was a mistake, when the nominees were put into groups someone ( no names mentioned eh Scott ) forgot to turn over the page and 14 nominees were missed and instead of adding them to this thread they were banished to POTY Part 2 thread which was hidden in the depths of TVF .

I’m not bitter because I know I’m an “ also ran “ but some of the others in the Part 2 thread stood a chance ( of coming 2nd obviously [emoji849] ).

Anyway all is good because I’ve just had an email from TVF boss “ El Queso grande “ that all nominees in Part 2 will receive a free dot !! [emoji851]

[Odysseus123]

On 12/21/2018 at 6:12 PM, CharlieH said:

Here ya go Colin, this is what you need.......

 

 

Jeez...I could do with that..

 

Okay Colin-toss you for it!

[Odysseus123]

4 hours ago, geronimo said:

An Insight into the life of a mod …… (at the risk of a ban)

 

If you were thinking they are just ordinary guys who control from home, sorry to disappoint. Mods all work in the same location, which is 5 floors under the central TV HQ, and crammed with servers and monitors in long rows. Mods move around on special office chairs – the wheels fit onto a steel track and the hub area looks a little like Kings Cross junction.

 

Mods pass sticky notes to each other as they pass and boy are they fast! Charlie was once clocked at 3.5 seconds from Arts and Photography to the agriculture forum! Some mods have mastered the art of shifting one’s body on the turns, and the real veterans can carry out their work while moving!

 

Mods have a secret handshake ….. I know little about this, except that they shake with the left hand.

 

Mods don’t get paid …. Well that’s not strictly true. If they can manage to hit the posting holiday targets, they get a headset upgrade.

 

 

Rimmer is the Chief Mod and if you see him, someone is in trouble! He sits in a steel cage that is suspended above the main server block and he can terminate a mod with a flick of a switch. He spends most of his time on the golf course, discussing business deals with JT.

 

CharlieH is the posting holiday champion (it is rumoured that a request from a newbie asking for help re a visa issue was promptly banned for life!).

The “temporary ban” button on his keyboard has been replaced 5 times.

 

Mods meet up every Friday night and Rimmer rings the bell.

 

 

Mods don’t do 90-day reporting.

 

Mods don’t pay to enter National Parks

 

Mods have one get out of jail free card (most have used than up)

 

Al Thai people know the word “mod” and when a farang utters that word, they bend over backwards to assist. Don’t believe me? Walk up to your local vendor and say “mod”.

 

Mods don’t pay on Thai public transport systems and get free rides on baht buses.

 

Mods are retired after 15 years and due to the sensitive information they have, can never be allowed back I to society. There is, somewhere near Burriram, a pasture where they can relax, and with keyboards, headsets and chairs, they can end their days doing what they love.

 

 

 

 

So good-what a larf!

 

The Forum from the Mods point of view..

 

 

[owl sees all]

16 minutes ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

Anyway all is good because I’ve just had an email from TVF boss “ El Queso grande “ that all nominees in Part 2 will receive a free dot !! 

What is this 'dot' stuff Andy D? It's in so many POTY posts but I can't suss it out.

[transam]

Well POTY is pretty tame this year....Noooo skeletons in the closet it seems..????

 

Or are folk waiting for the finals...

 

Has the final started yet..? I have been busy, hospital tomorrow for a couple of days too...But don't worry Colin...You will have gold dots...????

[Andrew Dwyer]

What is this 'dot' stuff Andy D? It's in so many POTY posts but I can't suss it out.

In your profile under your name are a number of black dots , when you achieve a certain number of posts then you get another dot added up to a maximum of 8 .
I see you have 6 , same as me.

It’s a bit of a pointless exercise and posters sarcastically post that dots are a status symbol and therefore want more , just something to joke about while we sit around waiting for the grim reaper !!

[transam]

1 minute ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

In your profile under your name are a number of black dots , when you achieve a certain number of posts then you get another dot added up to a maximum of 8 .
I see you have 6 , same as me.

It’s a bit of a pointless exercise and posters sarcastically post that dots are a status symbol and therefore want more , just something to joke about while we sit around waiting for the grim reaper !!
 

No, the wife.....????

[owl sees all]

8 minutes ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

In your profile under your name are a number of black dots , when you achieve a certain number of posts then you get another dot added up to a maximum of 8 .
I see you have 6 , same as me.

It’s a bit of a pointless exercise and posters sarcastically post that dots are a status symbol and therefore want more , just something to joke about while we sit around waiting for the grim reaper !!
 

OK,,, got it! 

 

And who gives out the dots, and how can a member get more? Are they an automatic award?

 

I've not been suspended or banned, but have been warned a couple of time and had many posts taken down (although not in the joke section). Would this work against me?

 

Concerned in Isaan.

Edited December 26, 2018 by owl sees all

[colinneil]

26 minutes ago, transam said:

Well POTY is pretty tame this year....Noooo skeletons in the closet it seems..????

 

Or are folk waiting for the finals...

 

Has the final started yet..? I have been busy, hospital tomorrow for a couple of days too...But don't worry Colin...You will have gold dots...????

Agree with you Trans, bit tame, there are 1or 2 members who could dish the dirt on me, but thankfully they are quiet.????????

[transam]

3 minutes ago, colinneil said:

Agree with you Trans, bit tame, there are 1or 2 members who could dish the dirt on me, but thankfully they are quiet.????????

Hmmm, disgruntled wheelchair drag racers.....Don't worry...We can deal with losers.....????

[Odysseus123]

34 minutes ago, owl sees all said:

OK,,, got it! 

 

And who gives out the dots, and how can a member get more? Are they an automatic award?

 

I've not been suspended or banned, but have been warned a couple of time and had many posts taken down (although not in the joke section). Would this work against me?

 

Concerned in Isaan.

I lost a dot..

 

I can categorically assure you that the mod who did it will not be mentioned in my will-my property consists of 2 bamboo charpoys,one broken down Scoopy and a dazzling variety of wheelchairs and crutches.So he lost out big time.

[owl sees all]

27 minutes ago, Odysseus123 said:

I lost a dot..

 

I can categorically assure you that the mod who did it will not be mentioned in my will-my property consists of 2 bamboo charpoys,one broken down Scoopy and a dazzling variety of wheelchairs and crutches.So he lost out big time.

How devastating for you Ody. In fairness to the mods; they could have taken away my dots, and until you informed me about them, I wouldn't have noticed.

 

In next year's POTY (2019), I'm gonna give all three of my votes to just one person (a Pattaya bar-girl told me about the future rule changes and she says she got the info from a mod*). So there we have it. Going by the votes in so far (363) it looks like it's Colin's trophy and 100k prize.

 

Anyway; good luck in next year's POTY competition (2019) Ody.

 

* pillow talk

Edited December 26, 2018 by owl sees all
pillow talk

[Andrew Dwyer]

OK,,, got it! 
 
And who gives out the dots, and how can a member get more? Are they an automatic award?
 
I've not been suspended or banned, but have been warned a couple of time and had many posts taken down (although not in the joke section). Would this work against me?
 
Concerned in Isaan.

Dear concerned in Isaan,

Your past behaviour will not affect you achieving dot status but you may be electronically tagged and your wife given the remote to send 5000 volts up your leg into the meat and two veg area if you stray too far from her , particularly near the Big C checkouts !!

But rest assured no one can tamper with your dots , unless of course you cross a certain mod [emoji12]

[Odysseus123]

9 minutes ago, owl sees all said:

How devastating for you Ody. In fairness to the mods; they could have taken away my dots, and until you informed me about them, I wouldn't have noticed.

 

In next year's POTY (2019), I'm gonna give all three of my votes to just one person (a Pattaya bar-girl told me about the future rule changes and she says she got the info from a mod). So there we have it. Going by the votes in so far (363) it looks like it's Colin's trophy and 100k prize.

 

Anyway; good luck in net year's POTY competition Ody.

Aw no Wise Old Owl..I am just a tourist now even tho' I retain a strong affection for Thailand (on a good day) and some of the fine folks that I have met on the forum.

 

At present I am sitting on the banks of a beautiful river in OZ having a coldie..my mate is fishing and our Thai wives and their Thai friends are talking about-food (of course).Beautiful evening.

 

I voted for Colin because he has even more 'mouth' than what I have!

 

All the best to you and all the posters (and mods) for 2019.

Edited December 26, 2018 by Odysseus123

[zzaa09]

Is None of the Above selection available?

[CharlieH]

15 minutes ago, zzaa09 said:

Is None of the Above selection available?

No, as the member "noneoftheabove" doesnt wish to participate.????

[NancyL]

I've got to wonder why it's just this thread that seems to take 20 minutes for a page to load.  All the threads in the Chiang Mai forum work just fine.

[geronimo]

2 minutes ago, NancyL said:

I've got to wonder why it's just this thread that seems to take 20 minutes for a page to load.  All the threads in the Chiang Mai forum work just fine.

I fear it is underhandedness ......

[NancyL]

Although, I've got to admit there's not much going on with the Chiang Mai forum these days ever since Big Joke rode into town, took one look at the chaos that was CM Immigration, had a news conference or two, tossed some local administrators down to Bangkok and somehow the place is running like a smoothly oiled machine now, without the addition of any new personnel.  Just proves what I've been saying for years that they were deliberately "working to rule" and throttling the thru-put to push us all to using visa agents, but they don't give out tiaras for being right about Immigration corruption -- quite the contrary.

 

We in Chiang Mai have lost our major conversation topic, sadly.  And the place has gotten too large for a meaningful pizza or burger thread.

[geronimo]

8 minutes ago, NancyL said:

Although, I've got to admit there's not much going on with the Chiang Mai forum these days ever since Big Joke rode into town, took one look at the chaos that was CM Immigration, had a news conference or two, tossed some local administrators down to Bangkok and somehow the place is running like a smoothly oiled machine now, without the addition of any new personnel.  Just proves what I've been saying for years that they were deliberately "working to rule" and throttling the thru-put to push us all to using visa agents, but they don't give out tiaras for being right about Immigration corruption -- quite the contrary.

 

We in Chiang Mai have lost our major conversation topic, sadly.  And the place has gotten too large for a meaningful pizza or burger thread.

Never mind Nancy, there'll soon be weed cafes sprouting up as the nation goes green!!!!

[geronimo]

Word has it that Colin, Trans, JT and justgrazing have already got their medical M certificates .....

[Justgrazing]

5 hours ago, owl sees all said:

What is this 'dot' stuff Andy D? It's in so many POTY posts but I can't suss it out.

Our esteemed commentator  Geronimo is the guy to speak to on the dots issue Owl .. He knows the value of them and how one might increase one's dot count and possibly even where black market ones may be found and had .. though given the value attached to them they probably won't come cheap under the counter .. 

[CharlieH]

3 hours ago, geronimo said:

Word has it that Colin, Trans, JT and justgrazing have already got their medical M certificates .....

Oh NO !! Bad enough as it is without members on weed posting !! OMG.

[geronimo]

1 minute ago, CharlieH said:

Oh NO !! Bad enough as it is without members on weed postong !! OMG.

Most already are ....

[observer90210]

Should have added Big Joke for nominee photoStar of the year

[geronimo]

Our esteemed commentator  Geronimo is the guy to speak to on the dots issue Owl .. He knows the value of them and how one might increase one's dot count and possibly even where black market ones may be found and had .. though given the value attached to them they probably won't come cheap under the counter .. 

Dots can be acquired, if you have both money and political clout. Of which I have neither.

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[Justgrazing]

1 hour ago, geronimo said:

Most already are ....

Oh you don't know how close you are with that one G ..