melvinmelvin Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 14 minutes ago, baboon said: I have already won. In the hearts and minds of the Good and Just... not to mention in your dreams 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post transam Posted December 24, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted December 24, 2018 3 hours ago, geronimo said: It is traditional for the current POTY holder to comment on the race, wonder where Mr T is hiding? If there was a race here I would be involved, but a one horse race, with wheels, doesn't really need my help...???? 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 2 hours ago, geronimo said: News just in ... several limousines are parked outside Colin's abode ....... a secret meeting perhaps? Yes, I turned up....???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post geronimo Posted December 24, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted December 24, 2018 6 minutes ago, transam said: If there was a race here I would be involved, but a one horse race, with wheels, doesn't really need my help...???? Hard at work I see 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 1 minute ago, geronimo said: Hard at work I see Actually I have...I got so pissed off with the tech glitch here I got my head in gear to tackle some long awaited jobs....???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geronimo Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 At least the pink lycra tights will go well with the purple flip flops Colin recently acquired. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geronimo Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 2 minutes ago, transam said: Actually I have...I got so pissed off with the tech glitch here I got my head in gear to tackle some long awaited jobs....???? Have you complied with the many POTY obligations? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 11 minutes ago, geronimo said: Have you complied with the many POTY obligations? No, I will not stop singing....???? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 Winning POTY is sort of.......Well t was for me.....???? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billd766 Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 (edited) 13 hours ago, geriatrickid said: I join a distinguished group of less foul folks then, since that is how so many incompetent politicians are elected; The presumed least awful of an awful bunch. ???? Perhaps if Baboon were to post photos of himself wearing his swim trunks a la Lloyd Bridges in his Sea Hunt. (Back in the day that made the dames swoon for him.) And then we have his son Jeff in the Big Lebowski. That's my campaign, I am The Dude. I'll take any vote I can get as I heard that the winner's gift basket will contain real Doritos, imported from North America. I do not know what the problem here is, but I cannot get real Doritos. The stuff they sell here are mushy and don't have the taste of real Doritos. It's like trying to find genuine Cadbury biscuits. Everything from my childhood has been desecrated, from Schweppes to Cadbury to decent shoes. If elected I vow to restore the delights of my childhood when the Three Stooges stunts were copied by children with nary a concern and I could eat all sorts of junk with out worrying about acid reflux, sugar spikes, cholesterol etc. Aha. Trying the political popularity vote, Eh. I shall have to report you to the TVF EC for blatant bribery. You must have been a politician in a former life and used to bribery and corruption. ???? Edited December 24, 2018 by billd766 added extra text 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 1 hour ago, baboon said: I have already won. In the hearts and minds of the Good and Just... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post transam Posted December 24, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted December 24, 2018 Colin and me have been....... ....for many years.....???? 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post billd766 Posted December 24, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted December 24, 2018 2 hours ago, worgeordie said: This topic seems to be of interest of about 6 members whom post continuously,others must be put off on how long it takes to load a page ? I have 2 runners in the race Billed766 and Colin and it looks like Colin will win this year. regards Worgeordie I do hope that Colin wins, as I don't think I could stand the excitement/embarrassment. But I will hang on just in case of a role reversal. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billd766 Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 2 hours ago, faraday said: Infamy more like... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6BJJe9JV_A 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Dwyer Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 I do hope that Colin wins, as I don't think I could stand the excitement/embarrassment. But I will hang on just in case of a role reversal.Bill if you do win just be aware that on the crowning ceremony Trans will remove the Tiara and the pink lycra tights and ceremoniously adorn them about your body !! There will be no time to wash them and as you are well aware you will have to wear them continuously for the next 12 months !! ( lashings of virgin coconut oil will be applied to prevent chaffing ).All this will be done before the thousands of TVF members gathered in Thaivisa Ceremonial Hall ( or Big C if the hall is not available ).You shall then, in the time honoured tradition, sing the Thai National Anthem in full voice.NOTE: in lieu of the anthem any Bon Jovi or Van Morrison ballad will be allowed !!Oh, and I forgot to mention, no underwear ( budgie smugglers, tightie whities, banana hammocks etc , etc ) will be allowed under the pink lycra tights, this will allow you many hours of fantasising of all the former POTY’s whose genitalia has rubbed the gusset .With this new information I suspect you will now be very excited to win said POTY and I look forward to you increasing the intensity of your campaign immediately !!You’re welcome [emoji4] 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post colinneil Posted December 24, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted December 24, 2018 32 minutes ago, Andrew Dwyer said: Bill if you do win just be aware that on the crowning ceremony Trans will remove the Tiara and the pink lycra tights and ceremoniously adorn them about your body !! There will be no time to wash them and as you are well aware you will have to wear them continuously for the next 12 months !! ( lashings of virgin coconut oil will be applied to prevent chaffing ). All this will be done before the thousands of TVF members gathered in Thaivisa Ceremonial Hall ( or Big C if the hall is not available ). You shall then, in the time honoured tradition, sing the Thai National Anthem in full voice. NOTE: in lieu of the anthem any Bon Jovi or Van Morrison ballad will be allowed !! Oh, and I forgot to mention, no underwear ( budgie smugglers, tightie whities, banana hammocks etc , etc ) will be allowed under the pink lycra tights, this will allow you many hours of fantasising of all the former POTY’s whose genitalia has rubbed the gusset . With this new information I suspect you will now be very excited to win said POTY and I look forward to you increasing the intensity of your campaign immediately !! You’re welcome Well if i win, what would i do with the catheter bag? Be a bit of a struggle in the lycra tights 3 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post NancyL Posted December 24, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted December 24, 2018 6 hours ago, geronimo said: We need some serious allegations, like child pornography or beastiality, to liven things up. Yeah, those were the days when we had pet-nabbing, allegations of pimping out one's children and other dastardly deeds spicing up the campaigns. Plus, posting while drunk. I haven't done that in a long time. Now you can't change your vote once it's cast (that really made the contest interesting, to watch the lead change by the hour) and the pages load so slowly that I can get in a game of bridge with one of my internet bridge buddies on my tablet while waiting for a TV page to load on my computer. And I've definitely learned not to play internet bridge while drunk! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post transam Posted December 24, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted December 24, 2018 16 minutes ago, NancyL said: Yeah, those were the days when we had pet-nabbing, allegations of pimping out one's children and other dastardly deeds spicing up the campaigns. Plus, posting while drunk. I haven't done that in a long time. Now you can't change your vote once it's cast (that really made the contest interesting, to watch the lead change by the hour) and the pages load so slowly that I can get in a game of bridge with one of my internet bridge buddies on my tablet while waiting for a TV page to load on my computer. And I've definitely learned not to play internet bridge while drunk! Plus we had JT putting the boot in....Hmmmm, is he on.... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Dwyer Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 Well if i win, what would i do with the catheter bag? Be a bit of a struggle in the lycra tights:cheesy:Where there’s a willy there’s a way Colin !!A former POTY winner ( name withheld ) managed for 12 months with incontinence pants so your situation will be sorted with the aid of a rubber hose ( ala Freddie Mercury ) . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post billd766 Posted December 24, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted December 24, 2018 1 hour ago, Andrew Dwyer said: Bill if you do win just be aware that on the crowning ceremony Trans will remove the Tiara and the pink lycra tights and ceremoniously adorn them about your body !! There will be no time to wash them and as you are well aware you will have to wear them continuously for the next 12 months !! ( lashings of virgin coconut oil will be applied to prevent chaffing ). All this will be done before the thousands of TVF members gathered in Thaivisa Ceremonial Hall ( or Big C if the hall is not available ). You shall then, in the time honoured tradition, sing the Thai National Anthem in full voice. NOTE: in lieu of the anthem any Bon Jovi or Van Morrison ballad will be allowed !! Oh, and I forgot to mention, no underwear ( budgie smugglers, tightie whities, banana hammocks etc , etc ) will be allowed under the pink lycra tights, this will allow you many hours of fantasising of all the former POTY’s whose genitalia has rubbed the gusset . With this new information I suspect you will now be very excited to win said POTY and I look forward to you increasing the intensity of your campaign immediately !! You’re welcome With apologies to The Dubliners And it's no, nay, never No, nay, never no more Will I be the wild POTY No, never no more 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 46 minutes ago, billd766 said: With apologies to The Dubliners And it's no, nay, never No, nay, never no more Will I be the wild POTY No, never no more I don't think that you get a choice. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post StreetCowboy Posted December 24, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted December 24, 2018 2 hours ago, colinneil said: Well if i win, what would i do with the catheter bag? Be a bit of a struggle in the lycra tights Leave it for the snatch-thieves 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sipi Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 2 hours ago, NancyL said: Yeah, those were the days when we had pet-nabbing, allegations of pimping out one's children and other dastardly deeds spicing up the campaigns. Plus, posting while drunk. I haven't done that in a long time. Now you can't change your vote once it's cast (that really made the contest interesting, to watch the lead change by the hour) and the pages load so slowly that I can get in a game of bridge with one of my internet bridge buddies on my tablet while waiting for a TV page to load on my computer. And I've definitely learned not to play internet bridge while drunk! The twins would almost be teenagers by now. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justgrazing Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 (edited) 2 hours ago, colinneil said: Well if i win, what would i do with the catheter bag? Be a bit of a struggle in the lycra tights Win you shall Col' once we've got this baby installed in the scoot' some of the flock will be up in a few days to get it fitted .. Have you got a fairly big patch of waste ground out the back of you're place for a test firing .? Edited December 24, 2018 by Justgrazing Sp 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geronimo Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 Tomorrow is a big day for Trans. He plays Santa at the soi dog centre.... his last official assignment...Sent from my [device_name] using http://Thailand Forum - Thaivisa mobile app 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geronimo Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 Don't forget to leave the tiara and the tights...Sent from my [device_name] using http://Thailand Forum - Thaivisa mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Andrew Dwyer Posted December 24, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted December 24, 2018 Tempers are fraying in the Baboon household despite the best efforts of Mrs Baboon. The pressure is getting to Baboon and he is close to bursting a blood vessel !! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balo Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 We voted for you Baboon, but I think you will end up way behind Colinneil. Not your best days at the office is it. Will it end up as a complete failure? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Kadilo Posted December 24, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted December 24, 2018 Mods.......Need some canned laughter sound effects for this thread please. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jip99 Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 9 minutes ago, Kadilo said: Mods.......Need some canned laughter sound effects for this thread please. Surely it would be better to have a Thai ....... “Boing”........ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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