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Bangkok smog: 50 drones to be launched spraying molasses to relieve smog


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THE DAY HAS COME. It is inevitable that the time would come when there were just too many cars, and fossil fuels motors running. How could anyone think anything different? This whole system of more and more cars on the road was never sustainable and now the moment of truth is here. Perhaps the air quality will improve in the coming weeks, but of course it will not be gone. As it always goes, drastic situations require drastic solutions.

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14 hours ago, Hayduke said:

 

The government will, of course, be using nothing but the finest, premium quality smog-reduction molasses. Exclusively available from the Somchai & Somchai Trading Co. at the special promotion rate of 15 million Baht per liter.

 

 

Maybe, but the real money will be in supplying colostomy bags for mols who can no longer give a s**t.

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Quote Wiki - Bangkok city proper covers an area of 1,568.7 square kilometres (605.7 sq mi), ranking 69th among the other 76 provinces of Thailand. Of this, about 700 square kilometres (270 sq mi) form the built-up urban area.

So that is one drone for every 14 km2 of the urban area. 

 

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18 minutes ago, johnny49r said:

7-11 stores have reported shortages of pancake mix as the government steps up it's efforts to rain maple syrup. Many street vendors have switched to french toast and crepe production and butter abuse is on the rise. Be advised that things may get quite sticky out there!

The street vendors probably have signs saying: Flying tonight.

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8 minutes ago, Srikcir said:

Air spraying water dissolved molasses may actually ATTRACT malaria infected mosquitoes!

Molasses as a source of carbon dioxide for attracting the malaria mosquitoes Anopheles gambiae and Anopheles funestus

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4020376/

 

Is this Prayut attempting to follow Mao's Four Pests Campaign I wonder?

We all know how that ended.

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