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I Am Not A Biscuit!

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Deep...yeah the voice is. But what else, please explain to this simpleton :o

Sounds like some serious prejudicial problems here, that are deeply ingrained in the poor Biscuits phyche that will take years of regressed memory therapy.

Or it could just be an animated cartoon.

I prefer the former.

Good One Suegha.

Good Luck

Moss

The ladies call me Seabiscuit.

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Deep...yeah the voice is. But what else, please explain to this simpleton :o
Sounds like some serious prejudicial problems here, that are deeply ingrained in the poor Biscuits phyche that will take years of regressed memory therapy.

Or it could just be an animated cartoon.

I prefer the former.

Good One Suegha.

Good Luck

Moss

I think moss is near to the truth!

any way the cookie crumbles, jet?

any way the cookie crumbles, jet?

Yessirree, my fluffy pink trunkmeister. Get as gets can.

I'd let you crumble my cookie and fluff up my trunk anytime darling :D:o

I'd let you crumble my cookie and fluff up my trunk anytime darling :D:D

I dunno....I dated a sumo wrestler once, and intimacy was scary. Fluffs, cuddles and cookie crumbling sounds OK. :o

In the Uk there is actually a legal definition of a biscuit. If it is called a biscuit there is a bunch of legislation applicable to weights and measure. If is called a cookie then none of these things apply.

I think they make up these things to keep themselves in work...

I'd let you crumble my cookie and fluff up my trunk anytime darling :D:o

get a room!

I'd let you crumble my cookie and fluff up my trunk anytime darling :D:o

get a room!

Actually, already got a deluxe casket in a suite at the Oriental. Do I detect a hint of jealousy, there, Wolfie? I think Kayo might be ameniable to a few palm dates if you talked sweet and brought peanuts.

Is Kayo going to chew on Wolfie's nuts?

Only if hes really lucky! :o

Is Kayo going to chew on Wolfie's nuts?

Only if hes really lucky! :o

... and are they salty, sweet or chewy ?

Sweet dream baby

Sweet dream baby

Sweet dream baby

How long must I dream?

Dream baby

Got me dreamin' sweet dreams

The whole day through

Dream baby

Got me dreamin' sweet dreams

Nighttime too

I love you

And I really need you

You know I do

Dream baby, make me stop my dreamin'

You can make my dreams come true

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Is Kayo going to chew on Wolfie's nuts?

Only if hes really lucky! :o

... and are they salty, sweet or chewy ?

Wolfie's Salty Chocolate Balls...

Say everybody, have you seen my balls?

They're big and salty and brown.

If you ever need a quick pick-me-up

Just stick my balls in your mouth.

Oooh, suck on my chocolate, salty balls.

(Put 'em in your mouth!)

Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em and suck 'em...

Is Kayo going to chew on Wolfie's nuts?

Only if hes really lucky! :o

... and are they salty, sweet or chewy ?

Wolfie's Salty Chocolate Balls...

Say everybody, have you seen my balls?

They're big and salty and brown.

If you ever need a quick pick-me-up

Just stick my balls in your mouth.

Oooh, suck on my chocolate, salty balls.

(Put 'em in your mouth!)

Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em and suck 'em...

Huh, More like crusted petrified off eggs, being in a coffin fer so long.

You left out that they are probably a bit cheesy too!

that's the stuff you pick out of your dirty toes, Kid. bleccck.

Wolfie, i like your style and your humour, but i REALLY do NOT wish to suck on your chocolate salty balls. I like most of you mods and vampires but the line must be drawn.

yours,

:o

I think you are mixed up - vampires do the sucking, don't they?

Will I get a holiday for that?

If so, I'd like a fortnight in Blackpool.

I think you are mixed up - vampires do the sucking, don't they?

Will I get a holiday for that?

If so, I'd like a fortnight in Blackpool.

Granted :o

Bring me back a stick of rock - ta!

I think you are mixed up - vampires do the sucking, don't they?

Will I get a holiday for that?

If so, I'd like a fortnight in Blackpool.

Granted :o

Bring me back a stick of rock - ta!

I wonder where KY would stick the rock!

I wonder where KY would stick the rock!

I dare not speculate!

:o Bend over DSK. I'll show you where....

:D

:D Bend over DSK. I'll show you where....

:D

You could use a redwood tree trunk with DSK and it still wouldn't touch the sides ... :o

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