Absinthe makes your farts smell stronger......

They are called MONDEGREENS, lyrics which are misheard. There are LOADS on the net.

4 minutes ago, wgdanson said:

They are called MONDEGREENS, lyrics which are misheard. There are LOADS on the net.

Er, sorry mate, no.

 

''A friend in need is a pain in the neck''.....

 

etc, etc....

 

Ah well.

3 minutes ago, grollies said:

Er, sorry mate, no.

 

''A friend in need is a pain in the neck''.....

 

etc, etc....

 

Ah well.

What are you talking about. Google MONDEGREEN.

 

I think you may be getting mixed up with MALAPROPISMS.

My dentist told me that an abcess would make my farts go "honda"

 

A slightly longer story, but suffice to say Paddy found his mate Mick cavorting in the barn with the machinery because the marriage guidance councilor had said "he should do something sexy to a tractor"

WMD Iraq

27 minutes ago, wgdanson said:

What are you talking about. Google MONDEGREEN.

 

I think you may be getting mixed up with MALAPROPISMS.

@StreetCowboy got it. Never mind.

2 minutes ago, grollies said:

@StreetCowboy got it. Never mind.

Malapropisms are the most climactic way of describing the weather

5 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

I went in to the doctors', and I said

"Doctor, doctor, I want to be ... I want to be ... castrated"

"Are you sure about this?"

"Yes, my wife and I have talked about it, and we're agreed, and I want to be ... eh .. .castrated"

So he booked me into hospital for the operation, and as the anaesthetic wore off, I turned to the bloke next to me: "What are you in for?"

"I'm here to be circumcised"

"That's the word I was looking for!"