Police look to clamp down on Valentine fun

[Lupatria]

5 hours ago, jaltsc said:

"...maintain law and order during the celebration of love."

The way I understood the term maintain is like to take care of something existing, which is hardly the reality here with so many untouchables, daily occurrences of road carnage and road rage. But maybe I just read the wrong books:

Dictionary result for maintain

/mānˈtān/

verb

 

1. 1.

   cause or enable (a condition or state of affairs) to continue.

    

   synonyms:

   continue, keep, keep going, keep up, keep alive, keep in existence, carry on, preserve, conserve, prolong, perpetuate, sustain,  retain, support, bear

[Puccini]

11 hours ago, Artisi said:

In answer to your rhetorical question S F A

What does the S in SFA stand for?

[sammieuk1]

No BJ no fun although his guy behind him in the photo doesn't appear to have got the message with that face he's pulling????

[hobobo]

11 hours ago, KiChakayan said:

Mr. Lewd Act, if I am buying flowers for my wife, which I do every year, will it be considered as a lewd act?

Buying flowers for the wife is OK (do carry your marriage certificate with you at all times though), but kissing on the cheek will subject you to a hefty fine. Kissing on the lips, however, will not be tolerated and will lead to a jail sentence of no less than a year - to stop you committing the same offence next year! This government cares about YOU!

[Jimbo2014]

How about clamping down on illegal fires, illegally polluting vehicles and factories, illegally dangerous drivers?

 

Nah lets kill love instead!

[Borzandy]

12 hours ago, rkidlad said:

Is there no ground this man won’t cover in a desperate search for attention and recognition? 

 

 

Big Joke is polyvalent

[Puccini]

12 hours ago, attrayant said:

 

But the other 364 days are a-okay.

 

By the way, what has this got to do with immigration?

Immigration Commander is only only one of several jobs currently assigned to Pol Lt-General Surachet Hakpal.

[mikebell]

11 hours ago, KiChakayan said:

Mr. Lewd Act, if I am buying flowers for my wife, which I do every year, will it be considered as a lewd act?

Depends what receptacle you put them in.

[monspencer]

20 minutes ago, Puccini said:

What does the S in SFA stand for?

The 'S' is for Sweet. Guessing you know what 'FA' stands for, and it's not Football Association ????

[PEE TEE]

Sure they confuse this day for april the 1st

[KKr]

12 hours ago, baansgr said:

Because only Foreigners do bad things, thats why

then I am not interested anyway.
stop the party, good work.

[overherebc]

12 hours ago, Liverpudlian said:

Valentines was a product invented Uk to cheer up there loved ones dying in trenches far from home. FULL STOP.

So the first WW was around 495 AD or 270 AD, depends on the history book you read.

Just askin'

[klauskunkel]

"clamping" is a lewd act.

 

[overherebc]

2 minutes ago, klauskunkel said:

"clamping" is a lewd act.

 

Statement? or do you want to find out?

????????????

[Gecko123]

12 hours ago, NE1 said:

What has it got to do with the Immigration police ? Very strange.

Thais don't celebrate Valentine's Day. They celebrate Walentine's Day.

[Artisi]

42 minutes ago, Puccini said:

What does the S in SFA stand for?

Sweet 

[overherebc]

3 minutes ago, Artisi said:

Sweet 

Lovely lady in Nana, Sweet Fanny Adams.

[Artisi]

1 minute ago, overherebc said:

Lovely lady in Nana, Sweet Fanny Adams.

Yep, the polite PC explanation of SFA ????

[NextStationBangkok]

Rather, they should prepare enough hospitals for more babies to arrive in Thailand. ????

[helloagain]

12 hours ago, DrTuner said:

The Nation is being naughty eh...

 

"Valentine fun" = "invitations to drug parties or lewd acts"

 

Are we invited then?

What about the whores who work in bangla. Patpong. Soi cowboy. Nana p. Pattaya etc they do LEWD acts everyday and night. Double standards thailand. Mind you in 9 months after today thats your next crop of bar girls. Amazing thailand. It sure is

[NextStationBangkok]

4 minutes ago, overherebc said:

Lovely lady in Nana, Sweet Fanny Adams.

They prefer dumb Micanne....????

[Seismic]

12 hours ago, Liverpudlian said:

Valentines was a product invented Uk to cheer up there loved ones dying in trenches far from home. FULL STOP.

Your knowledge of history is only exceeded by the liberties you take with grammar and spelling. Try going back to the 5th century CE for the name, and even further for the pagan rituals that it supplanted.

[overherebc]

7 minutes ago, Artisi said:

Yep, the polite PC explanation of SFA ????

Were Those Facts.?

[wcoast]

13 hours ago, attrayant said:

 

By the way, what has this got to do with immigration?

Illegal entry

[overherebc]

5 minutes ago, Seismic said:

Your knowledge of history is only exceeded by the liberties you take with grammar and spelling. Try going back to the 5th century CE for the name, and even further for the pagan rituals that it supplanted.

I believe it wasn't originally in February. It was moved to February by the church for some obscure reason, can't remember when or why.

[overherebc]

Just now, wcoast said:

Illegal entry

Would that come under paying by cheque and then cancelling the cheque?

[BobbyL]

1 hour ago, Destiny1990 said:

Aren’t there more important matters?

One would certainly think so. 

 

Sometimes these press releases are something out of satirical comedy show. 

 

And as others have suggested, why is the man in charge of the immigration police involved in something so pathetic as this. 

 

[salavan]

13 hours ago, NE1 said:

What has it got to do with the Immigration police ? Very strange.

Good guys in sexpats out

[ujayujay]

I am speechless????????????

[Kieran00001]

12 hours ago, Liverpudlian said:

Valentines was a product invented Uk to cheer up there loved ones dying in trenches far from home. FULL STOP.

 

Where did you get that one?  It goes back to the Romans but has been celebrated in its present form since the Victorian era, the first world war doesn't appear to have added anything to it at all.