Tampax topic ! bloody hell !!

[Liverpudlian]

I finally after years of wondering why Thai women never use Tampax / Tampons whilst on "The curse" asked my partner and she thought the idea was totally disgusting, in my opinion those sanitary towels they only use here are gross ! thoughts any one ??

[robblok]

Why bother with stuff like that just get a Gik in the time your partner has the curse. Then you don't have to think about issues like this.????

[Nyezhov]

Its a girl thing I dont get involved. 

 

A woman can tell Im in love with her if I willingly go to the store to pick up Tampax at 3am.

[Liverpudlian]

42 minutes ago, Nyezhov said:

Its a girl thing I dont get involved. 

 

A woman can tell Im in love with her if I willingly go to the store to pick up Tampax at 3am.

 

looks like you will be out till day break trying to find any.

[Nyezhov]

2 minutes ago, Liverpudlian said:

 

looks like you will be out till day break trying to find any.

Dude that expression of love is limited to the USA only.

[wgdanson]

As the tampon ad used to say....'Ours are not the best in the world, but they are right up there ! '

[Liverpudlian]

4 minutes ago, Nyezhov said:

Dude that expression of love is limited to the USA only.

Where i come from its called lube.

[scottiejohn]

If she is not happy with you asking questions like that I would just tell her to put a sock in it.

[OneMoreFarang]

I think it's always funny when sanitary products are put in another plastic bag in the supermarket. They must be somehow dirty that it's not allowed to mix them with food (which is anyhow packed in more plastic).

[Kieran00001]

24 minutes ago, OneMoreFarang said:

I think it's always funny when sanitary products are put in another plastic bag in the supermarket. They must be somehow dirty that it's not allowed to mix them with food (which is anyhow packed in more plastic). 

 

They are trained to group different types of item together to make unpacking easier.  The fact that you only picked this fact up from the sanitary products, always find it funny, and assume it has something to do with sanitary products being dirty, only says something about your maturity level.

[Kieran00001]

5 hours ago, Liverpudlian said:

in my opinion those sanitary towels they only use here are gross

 

Yeah, because a used tampax isn't at all gross.

[OneMoreFarang]

2 hours ago, Kieran00001 said:

2 hours ago, OneMoreFarang said:

I think it's always funny when sanitary products are put in another plastic bag in the supermarket. They must be somehow dirty that it's not allowed to mix them with food (which is anyhow packed in more plastic). 

They are trained to group different types of item together to make unpacking easier.  The fact that you only picked this fact up from the sanitary products, always find it funny, and assume it has something to do with sanitary products being dirty, only says something about your maturity level.

Really?

Yes, the packers, or whatever they are called group similar things together.

But is this about unpacking? I don't think so.

I bought a couple of time maybe just two small products like sanitary napkin and a bar of chocolate. You can bet the packer will use two different bags. And if you tell them: "no problem, put it all in one bag" they look at you like you are stupid to mix these things together.

Is it about unpacking? Unpacking two items? I don't think so.

But I am sure you are so much more mature than me ...

[Liverpudlian]

4 minutes ago, OneMoreFarang said:

Really?

Yes, the packers, or whatever they are called group similar things together.

But is this about unpacking? I don't think so.

I bought a couple of time maybe just two small products like sanitary napkin and a bar of chocolate. You can bet the packer will use two different bags. And if you tell them: "no problem, put it all in one bag" they look at you like you are stupid to mix these things together.

Is it about unpacking? Unpacking two items? I don't think so.

But I am sure you are so much more mature hthan me ...

When ever we buy a jumbo bag of pampers which has its own carry handle the tiller will place it in huge store bag, 

[Lacessit]

6 hours ago, wgdanson said:

As the tampon ad used to say....'Ours are not the best in the world, but they are right up there ! '

Did it win a Good Taste award? Oh dear, I'm even worse.

[wgdanson]

16 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

Did it win a Good Taste award? Oh dear, I'm even worse.

You are stringing this one out a bit!

[Lacessit]

1 minute ago, wgdanson said:

You are stringing this one out a bit!

Good one, but it's a shame there's no groan icon.

[Spidey]

7 hours ago, Liverpudlian said:

Where i come from its called lube.

No, where you come from it's called "lard".

[chickenslegs]

I bought some for my wife.

I asked the girl at checkout if my wife would be able to swim if she wore them.

"Yes, no problem", she replied.

"Fantastic", I said, "she couldn't swim before".

[vogie]

In the 1950s in the north of England we had a bad problem with smog, my mother told me these sanitary products were smog masks, and made me wear one to go to school.

[kekalot]

girl here bought a box like two weeks ago, for her first time.

they look quite different than what I remember (no plastic applicator?)

she was trying to figure it out in the early evening (around 6pm) and if she fell asleep with it, would likely only wake up around noon the next day (18 hours in there give or take)

told her she could die from Toxic Shock Syndrome.. she looked at me like I was an idiot.

Edited February 21, 2019 by kekalot

[Nyezhov]

3 hours ago, Kieran00001 said:

Yeah, because a used tampax isn't at all gross

They fit better in hot dog rolls

[Liverpudlian]

2 hours ago, wgdanson said:

You are stringing this one out a bit!

Doubles up as floss if you whip it out with your teeth !

[Lacessit]

8 hours ago, vogie said:

In the 1950s in the north of England we had a bad problem with smog, my mother told me these sanitary products were smog masks, and made me wear one to go to school.

Was that because you had???

[Gecko123]

I think the OP should be banned for life for starting this thread.

[Liverpudlian]

3 hours ago, Lacessit said:

Was that because you had???

A thrifty mom ??

[Crossy]

It's a mouse in a telescope! Mousee want a drink?

 

 

[Liverpudlian]

46 minutes ago, Crossy said:

It's a mouse in a telescope! Mousee want a drink?

 

 

Absolute classic stuff !! BLOODY HELL !

[wgdanson]

13 hours ago, vogie said:

In the 1950s in the north of England we had a bad problem with smog, my mother told me these sanitary products were smog masks, and made me wear one to go to school.

I bet you looked a right c***t !

[Liverpudlian]

3 minutes ago, wgdanson said:

I bet you looked a right c***t !

Pissing my self laughing whilst er indoors is plugged up with 2 more days to go. 

[wgdanson]

9 minutes ago, Liverpudlian said:

Pissing my self laughing whilst er indoors is plugged up with 2 more days to go. 

Lady goes to the doctors with a rash on her nether regions.

Doctor asks what pads she uses

Lady says Brillo pads

Doctor 'Well you're a bright c***t aren't you'!      Boo boom.