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George and the Dragon

An 18th-century vagabond in England, exhausted and

famished, came to a roadside Inn with a sign reading:

"George and the Dragon." He knocked.

The Innkeeper's wife stuck her head out a window.

"Could ye spare some victuals?" the man asked.

The woman glanced at his shabby, dirty clothes. "No!"

she shouted.

"Could I have a pint of ale?"

"No!" she shouted.

"Could I at least sleep in your stable?"

"No!" she shouted again.

The vagabond said, "Might I please...?"

"What now?" the woman screeched, not allowing him to

finish.

"D'ye suppose," he asked, "that I might have a word

with George?"

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