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Well here you are.......the noose is tightening around Simons neck...god speed.....https://www.afl.com.au/news/549389/dees-lose-another-forward-with-speedster-heading-home-to-wa Picketts mum passed away and hes back to WA and for a while seems they dont do fast funerals over there....

 

Further on down the country road shock horror Ricco says there were tinkering on the idea of recruiting Paddy boy Macrartin...f#@&$#!!!!! can you believe? honestly were a rudderless ship lost somewhere in the Atlantic ocean and its midnight and there is an iceberg around somewhere the radar is down and we lost radio contact with all human beings....and in a proud moment during the interview that chest out sort of thing....Daw kicked 6 goals in a game.....back in 2013.....yeah when the other team had 4 defenders wobbling around on broken bones...

 

Im going dig up cho cho's stuffed teddy bear and pin simons face to the front and Riccos to the <deleted> and stick pins in both ends.....wish i knew some black magic....

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Well men its around 6 weeks to kick off.....again....and im not looking forward to it with Al Ricco and Simple Simon in charge not to mention toothless Bartl;et at the helm..... https://www.foxsports.com.au/afl/afl-2021-afl-ladder-afl-fixture-and-results-expected-results-wins-loss-news-afl-hype-ladder/news-story/3b9a6d81b002f36754f9deb99403e0b9 looked at a few here and ummm i dont agree....

 

History shows teams that run quite and dont tinker go well.....lot of noise at Deeland....Like the Hawks we frigged around way to much in Free Agency and maybe May has turned out to be our best bet the rest.....well.....if i was coach i think Lever is no longer a defender...the game has moved on from a loose marking everything coming his way type....he can take a mark move him to the half forward line....i would be resting Gawn forward and getting Jet Jackson who's worth 5 first round picks when he decides to return home on the ball more often...they can switch to the old fashion forward pocket to ruck...its a no brainer.....Tom MacDonald i like the idea of him on the wing he has a big engine  also if in form like him across the half forward line.....The mids are the problem....we are way to predictable ....everyone knows how Ollie plays, trying to burst through a pack and then kick under pressure wont be feeding the forwards cherries men...like where's the runners out wide to you know.....i use to call them receivers the run and carry types that split open a game with run and carry?????? i dont buy into that we needed to go looking for forwards my feeling all along was midfield issues....run and carry stuff.......poor coaching too, few forwards lead into space and mids under pressure getting the ball into the forward 50, sloppy wayward kicking from Oliver and co baaaaa totally <deleted> if we could even come close to last years performance i think we should consider our selves lucky....Dees Finnish 10th at best...

 

North.....well Fj Roos was singing Dom Tysons praises the other day...im telling you hes a good player and why we let a good crummer and runner go is beyond me...... Roos style WILL be to get the new coach to concentrate on defence first....finnish around the bottom but expect to beat the Dees easy....

 

Blues to make the finals........they have some good stuff there....

 

Cats....ummm.....old peoples home.....im hoping it back fires....and i think it will....too old....still make the finals but WILL need to have the double chance to carry all them veterans and if they do then there in with a chance...i recon Finnish the home and away around 7th..

 

Tigers....ho dear....screwing an office chick and hitting her up very early after the separation....not a good fit.....remains to be seen if it affects the players...ho and why did Hardwick need to come out and justify the relationship in the press....first sign of a crack i thinks.....Tigers should struggle a bit this year...think they will come in  around 5th....

 

Doggies and maybe the team i should change too....i expect them too woof woof this year...top 8 Finnish for sure....

 

Lions...ho dear....ho dear......since a few Vic clubs will struggle this year they stay in the 8...just...

 

Power....ummm....Hinkley dont come up.....the team is fine....wouldnt mid a repeat as i like Port....but id be surprised if they Finnish above 6th this year...

 

Saints...wooooo what WILL we get this year.....im off the Hardwick bandwagon due to his justifying his screwing around .......as a Ratten devotee he is my next big thing....so im expecting a very good year down at the mud hole....

 

Freo.....should move a few mountains and a dark horse here....like there quite no nonsense style....

 

Swans....ahhh....Horse fooled everyone didnt he? ummmm maybe one more year before there back as a big power again....

 

Suns.....their coach we should have had....

 

Eagles.....top 3 for sure and maybe there last hurrah before finding key replacements for there ageing keys...

 

Pies....now that Eddie has hit the road no one has Buckleys back....this WILL be super interesting Pies have a history of coming back under pressure if not im happy to have Buckley coach the Dee's next year...

 

GWS...the floor is falling out below them......wont make the finals.....

 

Bombers......well......there supporters are poor losers.....lot of the mates have stopped watching football.....pissssssss weeeeak lot....thinkk they will do better than the Demons but not by much....

 

Crows.....WILL do better than the Dee's and that wont be hard to achieve....

 

Hawks...use to be my number 2.....not since they raped and pillaged FA.....hope the house burns down on them....

 

Well were meant to be coming out of lockdown tomorrow night.....wonder if it will happen...Bunnings are blocking most from buying anything, i decided to replace the dunnie vanity since they A allowed us tradies to buy last lockdown and B i had the time so got caught when the dudd plumbers who originally did this house did a shoddy job with the hot and cold outlets so close together i couldnt get the stop taps on....apprentice work for sure and had other issues when i did the bathroom vanity a year or so back...and they the plumbers think they dont get payed enough mind you....gees anyone can do plumbing....well lucky since i couldnt turn my water back on they allowed me in to get some elbows etc....and men....around 30 the next 4 days.....OMG really.....heaven at last....

 

And i worked out why ive had a shiiiitttttttty year with my allergy this summer season....took yesterday for me to wake up.....painted my metal out door furniture some months back maybe start of spring...in full gloss....normally in semi or mat....it killed me ...the voc...eventually got put on my deck after around 2 months....well yesterday had both sliding doors open..a nice 26....while i was working in the dunnie.....when i sat down to relax in front of the pc...and the house folds around deck with both sliding doors wide open.......say no more....Bannished and back in the garage i feel like im in heaven now...so to think something that i painted 5 months ago is giving off vapours i cant smell and making my life miserable and it took me 3 months "to get it"....seriously allergy is the worst....at least with the pain from my hip you know....but allergy is a silent enemy so sneaky and it comes in many forms....

 

Cho cho had a hair cut last week so now his fur is short i put on one of his new punk collars....the black one i got a red one too with studs and stuff....so handsome.....got them on ali express for like $6 each....mind you they cost you a days pay here....ho he needs dental work...a cool 1000 approx..i get mine done in BKK when i visit and never cost more than 150......$ of course..the young fella has developed an allergy too....just like master.....150$ a vist with a few pills......he wanna get out of the habit of peeing and pooing in the house hey.....he has been warned.....his life isnt worth the cost of a vist to the vet if hes going to dirty in the house hey?.....the scratching has stoped and im over the vet trying to tell me its probably a plant or something and she keeps going on about fleas....friggs....my dog is clean and so is the house....just like my original family doctor over years carrying on about my ill health never picked up that i had an allergy...took me sitting in a BKK shopping mall Starbucks to work out every time i came into that joint i felt like a plane wreak within 30 min....the only place i ever saw carpet in Thailand....they dont have vacuum cleaners in T21 for sure....

 

 

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5 minutes ago, Will27 said:

I reckon Buckley will be out of a job by the end of the year.

Its on the cards if there is fallout from there end of season player scandal, so yes you would think they would fall but if it were any other team bar the bombers and pies i would have tipped it, them two dont seem to crumble like other teams....i can tell you my team do not respond ever when there back is against the wall...not since Norm went to coach the Swans...they never respond....

 

Im tipping Goodwin to be the first coach out the door and by round 15....Leon....must have shares  in GWS but i wouldnt expect him to see out the year either....Scott.....hehehe....if he dont get a flag this year.......some one will take him down to the Geelong river......only blood WILL be found...he wont be back the following year....and..Bucks should be ok but the blow torch WILL be on the following year....and Teague......Blues dont make the 8 or are struggling to make the 8 that long bow with a pointy arrow is aimed right at his heart....they might have a bunch of dills running Carlton but there never far removed from being ruthless....

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On 2/16/2021 at 2:22 PM, Will27 said:

Scott will be safe as Geelong made the GF last year.

 

I agree, Cameron and Goodwin and Teague will need their teams to make finals or they will be under huge pressure.

 

The trouble Buckley has is his contract runs out this year and his biggest supporter has now gone.

 

Think this will be his 10th year so he's had a fair crack at it.

The club might want a new face at the helm unless the Pies have a really good year.

 

I think the Pies will finish between 6th and 10th.

A finals win will be bare minimum I would've thought.

 

I reckon he will be Max Gawn.

Like i said id have him.....

 

Well in the little big paper tonight over my home made pizza dinner...Brad Green has been elected to the Dee Board...bit of stacking it looks...though defiantly a fan favorite so Glen B better be quick and Sharp former Capitano and silky skilled half forward will sit along side them nohopers...hope he can bring something to the table other than yes  yes yes......there was a rebel who also happend to be the biggest donator to the get out of dept campaign run my Jimmy, his ticket was to shake up the board of course branch staking by getting Brad to stand killed Peter Lawrence off..... Looking like Disneyland down there you know...who is the biggest Micky you think?

 

Micky was Josh.......Pluto is Simon Goodwin....Donald Duck is no one.....he makes noises....

 

Were just getting over the typical and normal LP branch stacking scandle here in the Big Vic and these guys just mimic it again.....

 

I’m revising Demon’s  positioning....bottom 4..they should move the club up to Queensland and base them at Dreamworld....i dont need to explain it surly.....i must have been frigging mad to buy that trakkie dakkie top....

 

 

 

 

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Well men if you think porking AFL club office girls is the new norm al la Hardwick....think again.....Washington Football team formerly the Redskins just hired the first Female and happens to be a nice looking Afro American  assistant running back coach after doing her intern there this past season....so what do you think this opens up....a lot of wiggly worms are going to enjoy the up close personal attention and all.....

 

Rampant sex in football is what it is...like before the players just dealt with the groupies and hangers on.....and twice in my young days did i pick up the same two girls hitch hiking to a rock concert and found out they were groupies whos claim to fame was getting screwed by anyone associate or in the band...they weren’t to hot so would have been left to the crew....yet the fact they got close was inportant to them....big eyed women around these big strapping lads will get the juices flowing....i  dont know.....where WILL it all end?

 

Like Patton....over indulged so sending dick pics to anyone seemed the normal thing to do.....There was talk good old Lethal Lee was pushed out the door at the Pies over ummmm to much close attention with the female office staff....

 

Im sure Fj would have been a magnet in his playing and coaching days....knocking them back a dozen a day....im really happy  ordinary and unknown....i dont get into any scandles dont get blackmailed nothing....dont get any sex anymore too....thank god for porn on the internet....better than landing in jail for carnal knowledge or getting scammed by someone you screwed or worse still stalked...yes porked her once then it was fatal attraction for thenext 6 months....mind you she was also a social worker too......dont date social workers men......there been listening to sad story’s so long there life takes on all there clients lives rolled into one....i lived it.....frigging scary it was...in the end had to threaten that i would contact her employer to get her off my back men.....i can laugh about it now....but if you seen the movie fatal attraction it wasnt far off minus the knifes....

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Sam "Weed" Weidmans grand dad died maybe yesterday or the day before....he was the great hero of Collingwood....Murray Weidman, who single handed stop the Demons run of 4 flags on the trott....in 58, single handed beat up the entire Demons, yes its true they went the bash well Murray led the way as acting captain and the biggest basher of all...its well documented men that the Pies were inferior though they had won a flag 4 ys before so you know they did the only think they knew how.....an old mentor of mine who grew up in the 20s 30s and 40s told me he hated the Pies with a vengeance he an old Lion.....said the Pies just bashed there ways to countless flags....

 

I started my working life in the slums of Collingwood....a 20 min train ride down from the north.....Pie land was smack bang right in the middle of the industrial heart land....Clifton Hill to the north, small and now a yuppie town was shoe heaven most of the big shoe manufacturers were based there and a couple of mates worked in the now dead shoe industry thank you Hawke and Keating.....Richmond to the south....another heavy industrial area and Abbotsford the manily residential area of Collingwood and i think Victoria park is situated in, i started life as a fitter and turner men well an apprentice and the factory took up an entire  block except Collingwood High School was on the northern end it was hugh....i could go for a walk in the factory and get lost for an hour or two and not be missed....very primitive was Collingwood, no one stayed there after dark unless you were poor or a or wanted by the police.......most of the normal working classes squeezed into Abbotsford men....and thats about the size of a couple of blocks of Melbourne downtown....as teenagers we were scared of the gang from Collingwood....they were pretty dirty fighter so they were avoided at all costs, they had more gang members doing time or had done time than even my mob, well i wasnt in a gang but i knew a few who were in the Preston gang, one of these gang members ended up playing for the Pies then switched over to the Demons as a grass roots rover did about 7 ys at least at the G, i did ask him that very  first year he began playing and was making headlines in the paper to take it easy on my mob that coming saturday...he just smiled...

 

Well Murray @ 85 had a good innings married a beauty queen the paper said and was involved with wrestling after his playing days...a big showman was Murray..helped to make wrestling prime time viewing midday sunday...i do recall.....the wresting....but once i got to puberty i had a few more brains and switched off...'

 

Its is hoped that the ghost of Murray WILL now take a hold of grandson.....and make him a fierce competitor......as he is quickly running out of time....

 

50 Million single ticket powerball winner from Queensland was announced this morning, he or she has not come forward yet....i haven't heard from Bookman this morning...his normal good morning or some grumblings like that....10.45 and nothing still normally an early bird....id say hes going through all the trash cans in his area.....

 

Reading one of the online papers this morning the NSW premier has asked that Scott "make it worth" for people to get the corvid vaccine which begins rolling out next monday up there.....now really.....i know were all different...and yes its been known that on the human production lines some faulty bits do get past quality control and gets stuck into humans....BRAINs is one of the main ones....apparently some wiring is faulty....look...its god dam simple....either a sheet of paper or an app on ur phone....stating you had your vacine etc etc....and you need to produce it to security when entering any supermarket....WILL quickly fix the problem.....or you WILL die of starvation....honestly preppers and doom merchants.....put them on a big boat sail it out to see and torpedo it..... https://www.hindustantimes.com/world-news/from-impotency-to-microchip-dangerous-conspiracy-theories-surrounding-covid-19/story-U4zBncQw1erTXmblPskXIM.html i like 5G causes corvid 19.....even better is Bill Gates and microchipping.....really???? would make a good comedy movie.......look they dont need tracking devices on us...there are cv cameras everywhere now....even on your new cars.....

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5 hours ago, AlexRRR said:

For you Fj, dont he look hunsum in his Dee gear? All the girls WILL hanging around i think....

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Hope he's got his socks pulled up.

You know that saying something about

if you can't play the part,look the part.

We will miss his mother more not serving the pies in the outer.

No honestly i hope he goes well,i wouldn't like to play on him and think his best footy is to come.

 

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6 hours ago, Will27 said:

He's probably got the 2nd best physique (after FJ) of all time.

That physique looks more like a carton than a six pack these days????

Weight rooms were only just coming into vogue and i wasn't a mirror guy, bit of boxing yes.

I used to watch Murray Wrenstead  carry bricks while running up and down the ground at practice in his early days. 

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8 hours ago, farmerjo said:

That physique looks more like a carton than a six pack these days????

Weight rooms were only just coming into vogue and i wasn't a mirror guy, bit of boxing yes.

I used to watch Murray Wrenstead  carry bricks while running up and down the ground at practice in his early days. 

FJ, did you know Wrensted from Geraldton or East Freo?

 

A good mate of mine called John Hevron played Magoo's for for EF.

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1 hour ago, Will27 said:

FJ, did you know Wrensted from Geraldton or East Freo?

 

A good mate of mine called John Hevron played Magoo's for for EF.

Gero at 1st,i also worked with his dad and his BIL Eric Cooper who went on to be a good centreman at EF later on.

I never forget Murray and Peter Wilson picked me up at the airport in Perth when i flew down for half time match at Subi oval,think i was 12 then.

Can't recall John but i was only at East Freo for a year.

That got me thinking so watched the 85 GF between EF and Subi last night.The game was pretty slick back then with little congestion.

 

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Well men its a sad day today....there is upheaval in the Melbourne Victory board room....dont you just love the politics of football???? A foundation member and stake holder stormed out and said bye bye over the direction of the once great club.....going down the gurgler faster than the Titanic wont be much left for the two major stake holders running the show....the major general Del Pedro or something like that pushed his way in about 6 ys ago and the clubs been wobbly ever since....sure Muscat rescued them a couple of times with flags but boy look at them now...

 

When the new broom arrived the club had been you know traveling quite well and popping off a flag every now and then getting record numbers to games you know stuff like that......he quickly axed the coach who was responsible for alll the success then it began a merry ground of coaches...to be fair Ange got the nod for the national team mid season so took it with open arms before tossing it in and now enjoying himself in Japan....then Kev Muscat got thrown in but good old Kev could and did weather the storm....Having played for Celtic up there in barbarian land plus a number of championship clubs he could kick you while you were down and not feel a thing...he kept the ship afloat but there last flag year it was plain to see they weren't traveling to well....finishing 4th in the home and away they kinda struggled in patches slipped up a few notched to cruise to there 5th flag i think...in 12 ys....

 

Well once Kev left the sinking ship they hired the Adelaide United coach a German who won the FA cup with them and took them to i think runners up....but the guy was sand paper on everybody's nerves so the story goes so they let his contract run down...and of course Del Pedro signs him up........lasted maybe 10 games when he got the bullet following somewhere near the bottom so they hand it over to assistant coach some Spanish guy he also didnt do any better but managed to win one Asian Champions league game and a draw which managed for Victory to get out of the group stage....with corona virus the Spanish coach opted to go home so Grant Brebner there youth coach and side kick of Muscat in defence from the early days of Victory took over...he himself said....he wasnt experienced enough to take on the job full time and was just there for the interim....well he did an ok job blooding some youth to Finnish off the corna season then wow behold he now has enough experience and is gunning for the head coach job and Del pedro who can't tell the difference between a bull and a cow gives it to him.....and of course what 8 games in bottom of the ladder haven't won anything in the last 5 games Del pedro says good riddance to the former board member and says now the board WILL be unified.....

 

It WILL be interesting to see where this is headed, they the board had a great opportunity to pick up a half decent coach   and some decent overseas visa players too due to the culling of football departments around the world but no....give it to there youth coach...anyway tonights paper has been pointing fingers at the recruitment people...they haven't got it right for the last 4 ys, members are beginning to talk as well......but Victory being owned with the 3 major share holders the 2 salami's running the show and number 3 Mr Mirabalella who has his name embroiled on the coaches shirt dont look like selling up anytime soon....

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Well men in a bit of a bored mood i google Melbourne Demon news and look what i found...... https://www.zerohanger.com/afl/teams/melbourne-demons/ the first thing i notice is a West Coast Eagles trakkie dakkie top top of the page along with a pic of Jezza....the gods have spoken.....the Melbourne clubs are going belly up and i need to move to a warmer climate...

 

12 flags.....and 12 wooden spoons...7 0f them from 1969 to 2009....now you know why im always depressed.....2 of our brownlow medalist were imported...2 of 7.........Brain Wilson from North of course and the great Peter Moore from the Pies who told his son to go play for the Pies as he qualified for both clubs....

 

David Neitz our only coleman medal winner ever.....like i though he was poo actually, never understood why they took the state centre half back and made a lesser player out of him at full forward.....

 

Out of contract end off this season.....only notable players i will say....Max Gawn and he WILL be a FA, Hibbered, Jayden Hunt....hope Goodwin goes before his contract is up or we could loose something special....they have crucified this guy....same with New Jetta, Alex Neal-Bullen...thank god...still not over the last kick of the season...Clayton Oliver, Salem, Vandenbery the brick poo house and the Weed...think trying to keep some of these guys to resign might have something to do with who's coach next year...

 

Well there started contract talks with Oliver and Gawn as you would expect....so far there holding out.....and Jack Viney got significant interest from the Cats before inking a new deal for 5 ys...silly boy.....

 

Kobe Farmer who is trailing along with Magic Door is the son of Jeff Farmer who played for us and Freo.....well he couldnt be to good as he wasnt picked up in the draft hey....

 

Well in an OMG moment that dick Gary Lyon....implored somewhere recently to pick up Paddy McCartin...can you believe? Swans were the lucky club RIP.....wish he would shut the <deleted> up....

 

In another OMG moment... https://www.foxsports.com.au/afl/afl-news-2021-melbourne-chairman-to-president-title-change-glen-bartlett-every-afl-club/news-story/674fc53b183647ce01206eafda1ce0f2 seems women are being discriminated at the G....President Glen Bartlett sounds better to them than Chairman Glen Bartlett.....were WILL it stop....for heavens sake....we should all walk around with  a brown paper bag over our heads and wear blue clothes so we wont pee anyone off....nice pic of the two brothers Goodwin and Glen embracing here men.... they might be gay...then were in trouble..LBG rights and all.....im sure Glen is gay......they both look like the woman in the relationship....Id like to add my opinion here....Chairman as in Mao has had a bad wrap for along time....seen as a stand over type so im guessing Glen prefers al presidento as it made he sound more important when Chairperson would have been enough.....

 

In real news Trump is still carrying on about making his tax record public....Scott had the jab, weather is around 12-21 next few days.....i had to go onto a new nasal spray with side affects .....not sure what was worse....i hate plumbers......they did such a dick job on my dunnie vanity, just replacing the spindles with half turn i ended up destroying the gizmo they screw into which has costing me a new vanity new tap patching the god dam wall where the tiles were a frigging repaint etc etc...not to mention the headaches and new glass splash back new mirror etc etc.... 

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30 minutes ago, Will27 said:

Early days but I'm not like this new rules one bit gang.

 

 

I can't see it lasting,the ump is nit picking.

One thing i noticed watching a lot of old games over the last few days is even with the two umpire system,the play flowed because the umps were quick with the whistle not allowing the congestion and more one on one contests.

Dump this silly rule and get rid of prior oppurtunity then it will open up the game.

Oh and bring back the 15 metre penalty.

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