An Indian wellness centre on the side of a cliff, ummmm not impressed, too many stairs, the drive way is so steep the driver hangs out the side as we went around a corner, then. No god dam beef…, vegetarian, I don’t mind for sure but not every night, ahhh….. little bit underwhelmed with the free room, I’m told 5000 for it, no chance if invited back would I pay that!!!!!!!

The bruschetta was great, the burger interesting but I couldn’t finish it, ho by the way I eat just once a day for the for see able future cousin will and me are on a diet…

The Dogs, gees if they where my team I’d be bald, ahhhh I am… well no pubic hairs, nice to see the Lions sticking it up the Hawks this evening, anyway men I was going to say eat your heart over my digs but like everything on Samui it’s over rated….and over priced… and may god help the Dees tomorrow morning, a respectful mauling of 7 goals will be ok….

2 hours ago, AlexRRR said:

An Indian wellness centre on the side of a cliff, ummmm not impressed, too many stairs, the drive way is so steep the driver hangs out the side as we went around a corner, then. No god dam beef…, vegetarian, I don’t mind for sure but not every night, ahhh….. little bit underwhelmed with the free room, I’m told 5000 for it, no chance if invited back would I pay that!!!!!!!

The bruschetta was great, the burger interesting but I couldn’t finish it, ho by the way I eat just once a day for the for see able future cousin will and me are on a diet…

The Dogs, gees if they where my team I’d be bald, ahhhh I am… well no pubic hairs, nice to see the Lions sticking it up the Hawks this evening, anyway men I was going to say eat your heart over my digs but like everything on Samui it’s over rated….and over priced… and may god help the Dees tomorrow morning, a respectful mauling of 7 goals will be ok….

Looks absolutely fantastic.

Even though I picked the Hawks, was good to see Brissy do a number on them.

Reckon your boys might be a sneaky chance tomoz.

Better by night, there doing funny biz next to my room this morning at 8 pm, looks like some meditation then will launch into yoga, as I was leaving the resort restaurant last night noticed all the women, most 30 something MILFs, ratio is 15 to 1 here, as I was looking around the resturant the movie Eat, Pray, Love popped into my mind, I’m sure some woman got you to go see it with her, and yes even by movies end she still didn’t know what she wanted, 10 ys later we find out she realized she was a lesbian..

Well I though when high on incense yesterday too, that the Demons might just pop off Freo, pop pop pop, then this morning my feet back on firm ground, but I will be watching the game in two hours with the sea behind my iPad as wallpaper .gooooo rinny…

Guru Will on the money again, felt like a final from the first moment….

37 minutes ago, AlexRRR said:

Guru Will on the money again, felt like a final from the first moment….

Enjoy the win Uncle.

Great win by the Swans. 167 points a great score.

Well

I've had better rounds😁

Radar goes back to back and gets the Coconut Roughs for picking 7 this week.

We also have a new leader with GrannyApples on top, with Scea moving to second.

Until next time,

Edited August 9Aug 9 by Will27

Dillon is a Eunuch.

He has to go as well as Drummond.

On 8/9/2026 at 7:28 PM, Will27 said:

Dillon is a Eunuch.

He has to go as well as Drummond.

I recommend we tie them

Up and make em walk the plank….what they do by the way?

Meanwhile we are playing finals…….

39 minutes ago, AlexRRR said:

I recommend we tie them

Up and make em walk the plank….what they do by the way?

Meanwhile we are playing finals…….

Looks great.

You're living the dream mate.

2 hours ago, Will27 said:

Looks great.

You're living the dream mate.

No dreams here to live out cousin, about the only good thing are the yoga milfs where I’m staying, one is an absolute stunner, then that tall slender peice in a micro black g string bikini on the back of the bike the other day who raised my libido to record heights, fancy a western woman turning me on, well if there blonde they do..anyway not to be negative all I will say is Samui is at the bottom of my places to go to in this country, while there are several nice spots over all it’s like living on the fringes of a dump, but you didn’t hear that from me.

I hope my partner does not ask me to come here again, while I will miss her I won’t miss being here…

A little what for you wish for cousin will, the rumour is if Drummond goes big ed is a strong candidate for the nod….. now what you say?

Just seen it in a headline….

I visited Samui a few times more than 20 years ago, it was a great place to veg out, not so much the resort center it is now but plenty of inexpensive places to stay and good cheap seafood if you moved back off the the main drag.

There was a great bar in Lamai Beach with a live Philipino band with a couple of lasses that could really sing.

I caught up with an Englishman I knew and he took me for lambs fry and onion gravy with mashed spud.

Edited August 13Aug 13 by sceadugenga

On 8/13/2026 at 9:48 AM, sceadugenga said:

I visited Samui a few times more than 20 years ago, it was a great place to veg out, not so much the resort center it is now but plenty of inexpensive places to stay and good cheap seafood if you moved back off the the main drag.

There was a great bar in Lamai Beach with a live Philipino band with a couple of lasses that could really sing.

I caught up with an Englishman I knew and he took me for lambs fry and onion gravy with mashed spud.

I’m just getting old and hard to please, or I should say it’s harder to get excited, I had more fun/pleasure in the 5 hr drive to the ferry terminal and the sail over.

But Samui looks like a dirty grey hole once away from tourist areas, for the life of me if you want to buy a Thai a gift buy them a drum of paint and a roller, these faded vivid green and pink dumps with trash piled up haven’t seen a coat of paint since the place was built.

Honestly Pattaya looks better except for the dark side, then there twin brothers.

Anyway I’m ever grateful for the free accommodation, the change of scenery and never far from water, and for BKK hospital to fix me up when I came down with a very painful condion that kept me in the hospital all of Saturday night, now I understand how women feel when they get that urinaly tract issue…. Bloody painful I can tell you….

I want to talk about Jack Watts.

How the system failed him, number 1 pick walked into a disaster club right after an earthquake, the guy never had a chance, Roos found him a position floating across the centre and half back lines intercepting, they guy could hit bulls eye with a high % rating, then Goodwin comes in and that was that.

If your a quarterback you don’t want to get drafted by the Jets, it’s a place that you go to die, the toll on Sam Dearnold took 6 ys to work through as a journey man before the superbowl win, Trengrove thrown in as captain year 3, scully had the good sense to bail asap, poor Jack never had a chance.

Loved Jim Stynes but he was the president when they decided to gut the team, only Adem Yze escaped the knife, he retired a year or two later, the parallels are very similar to North, it makes my blood boil still…

Anyway Jack should have started on a wing, was god dam obvious, Roos knew that, no pressure, instead centre half forward first game against the Pies, cooked the guy.

Roos, Dipper, Van Den Harr started careers on a wing tall quick future key position players, Hawks had a habit of this I’m sure Dermie did too…

Anyway too much time on my hands… jack popped into my mind, waste of a talent, never was trained correctly just a crap club, for 50 years.

King just might make us something…..

Oh dear.

MELBOURNE'S Jacob van Rooyen has been handed a three-match ban and is set to miss two finals for his accidental hit that concussed Port Adelaide defender Aliir Aliir on Saturday night.

The Demons forward's swinging arm collected Aliir in the head as he went to spoil a mark late in the second quarter of Melbourne's 76-point win over the Power at Adelaide Oval.

Aliir hit the ground and did not move for several seconds, before eventually being helped to his feet by trainers and walking from the field.

However, he failed his subsequent HIA test and did not return to the field in his 200th game.

Well Peeps

That's it for the penultimate home and away round.

Could've had some upsets but we had 2 draws instead.

Everyone bar FJ finished up with 9, so no chocolates will be provided.

GrannysApples will be hard to beat with a 2 tip lead.

Congrats to the blue Baggers for getting into the Wild Card.

I'm sure radar will be chuffed.

Until next time.

Well done Grannyapples. Perfect score and margin.

Another time for our resident South Aussie Magpie, Sparrow signs a new 5 year deal, tom knows how to milk every last cent from the Demons by a having an explosive year in the centre then leaving it to round 23 to extract the the last crumbs from the Dees payroll, good on ya son, bleed them dry…

Then poor young fella Roo boy, gees like an octopus he brings down Alier, well we haven’t forgotten Miochecks broken collar bone or Brashaws career ending concussion, we the Demons dont get NO satisfaction ho no no, can’t get no satisfaction…no no no….

I seen something interesting and curious to know what our Sth Aussie Magpie things, strong talk that Port will pull there 2cd team out of the SA FL, dragging the Crows with them, I was under the impression it was a decent league, then where are they going to play?

As Marving Gaye says “what’s going on”?

News to me Alex but I don't follow a lot of club chat.

This was interesting though.

Sydney Swans involved in 'alleged incident' as police investigate sexual assault

The Sydney Swans has confirmed several of its footballers were involved in an "alleged incident" in Melbourne on Sunday night.

The Swans issued a statement just after midday today.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-08-17/sydney-swans-afl-footballers-involved-in-incident-in-melbourne/107046058

15 minutes ago, sceadugenga said:

News to me Alex but I don't follow a lot of club chat.

This was interesting though.

Sydney Swans involved in 'alleged incident' as police investigate sexual assault

The Sydney Swans has confirmed several of its footballers were involved in an "alleged incident" in Melbourne on Sunday night.

The Swans issued a statement just after midday today.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-08-17/sydney-swans-afl-footballers-involved-in-incident-in-melbourne/107046058

That is massive news.

Three of the five players allegedly being spoken to stars of the comp.

1 hour ago, Will27 said:

That is massive news.

Three of the five players allegedly being spoken to stars of the comp.

Young Rip and Grant could be in tears with in weeks of finals, Swans only team we can’t beat….divine intervention?

5 hours ago, sceadugenga said:

News to me Alex but I don't follow a lot of club chat.

This was interesting though.

Sydney Swans involved in 'alleged incident' as police investigate sexual assault

The Sydney Swans has confirmed several of its footballers were involved in an "alleged incident" in Melbourne on Sunday night.

The Swans issued a statement just after midday today.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-08-17/sydney-swans-afl-footballers-involved-in-incident-in-melbourne/107046058

The swans have total disgaced themselves. Two or 3 idiots will loose this years comp. They may be evenually cleared but the damage is done. I shack my head.

34 minutes ago, ripstanley said:

The swans have total disgaced themselves. Two or 3 idiots will loose this years comp. They may be evenually cleared but the damage is done. I shack my head.

Heeney, Warner, Blakey, Jordon and Bice all interviewed by the cops allegedly.

12 hours ago, Will27 said:

Heeney, Warner, Blakey, Jordon and Bice all interviewed by the cops allegedly.

Seems as if Blakey has been cleared of any wrong doing.

Word on the Soi is that one (un-named) player is in the gun.

Well that’s it folks for the Swans this year, the 5 players involved including Blakey have been stood down for the rest of the season, by the club, then it’s claimed the AFL will ban them for 4 games, so throw your toothpicks up in the air men.

Hope the guys filled the fuel tank before handing back there hire car…

Speculation is such that they hired call girls, as you can imagine the rumor mill is in full production, never the less showing humans anything less than respect will land high profile idiots in trouble.

1 minute ago, AlexRRR said:

Well that’s it folks for the Swans this year, the 5 players involved including Blakey have been stood down for the rest of the season, by the club, then it’s claimed the AFL will ban them for 4 games, so throw your toothpicks up in the air men.

Hope the guys filled the fuel tank before handing back there hire car…

Speculation is such that they hired call girls, as you can imagine the rumor mill is in full production, never the less showing humans anything less than respect will land high profile idiots in trouble.

Season over you'd think.

You'd like to finish 3rd and play Sydney without those 5.

Call in the Bice Squad I say. Maybe the lads thought that.........

Edited August 19Aug 19 by Radar501

2 hours ago, Will27 said:

Season over you'd think.

You'd like to finish 3rd and play Sydney without those 5.

Their season is over well and truly. It deserves to be after these idiots carry on.