I can get my trollies in a twist and not feel too embarassed.

People know my name and bash me for it.

Dan Sai Kid always calls me a b*tch to my face and I can slap him back even if the playground supervisor is watching.

I can get a straight answer on how to boil water.

Nobody moans or asks advice about what they should do if their Thai GF who loves them to bits just took all the cash and disappeared.

There are no topics about nasal inhalors. (Do they get stuck if you have nasal hairs?)

I can say thank you, hello and P** O directly to other members.

I can start a thread like this and not get tossed off immediately.

Hurray 4 Bedlam ,

she's alright !!

Dear Diary,

Today my Thai GF complained that I burnt the water then called me a b*tch, slapped me, took my cash and bought a new silver plated nasal inhaler...sob, sob... ...hey wait a minute this isn't my diary!

EDIT: Spelling

Jet Gorgon can untwist her trollies quicker than she than she got them twisted.

I say we have sum James Brown playin' in de background 'Eeeeeyaoooow!!! an' I feel good...'

Bedlam loves me, just like all the members and mods here.

Fark yeah

I say we have sum James Brown playin' in de background 'Eeeeeyaoooow!!! an' I feel good...'

I need that right now... txs Tutsi

Bedlam loves me, just like all the members and mods here.

Fark yeah

c'mon donz,.

I love Bedlam because it's a unique place on tv. No other like it. The anything goes attitude makes for a nice place to un-wind and catch up on other Bedlamites thoughts and actions - it's a cool place.

bump.

"I Love Bedlam, Because..."

It has been so quiet recently

Good Luck

Moss

Normal service will be resumed shortly.

Normal service will be resumed shortly.

in Iraq?

Normal service will be resumed shortly.

in Iraq?

No, in Gitmo.

I love it because..

I love Beddie because I can bite other inmates. The schizoids explode in a fury, then forget about it and bring me cookies and wine the next day.

The others, well, no need to worry about them.

Because..............

You can get a great cold turkey sandwich

Because..............

You can get a great cold turkey sandwich

You imp dwarf with a fork, that was MY cold turkey.

You imp dwarf with a fork, that was MY cold turkey.

Oops, sorry darlin'...... I thought it belonged to Raro

You imp dwarf with a fork, that was MY cold turkey.

Oops, sorry darlin'...... I thought it belonged to Raro

Nah, hon, he's gonna do rehab.

Bubblegum chewing b@tches! I think bedlam has urine on the floor and kisses satans left <deleted>?

Bedlam should be shot...kill Bedlam!

Bubblegum chewing b@tches! I think bedlam has urine on the floor and kisses satans left <deleted>?

Bedlam should be shot...kill Bedlam!

shhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

hahahahahahahhahaha... and the award for most effective "bump"-ing of a thread goes to....

I don't believe you said that.

I, we, need you here, Robski. Don't get mad...

So many photos of nice pussies Jet!

So many photos of nice pussies Jet!

I'm in kitten mode. Now, I am practising how to play footie.

Balance...

You're going straight to for that one.

I know it's off topic, so apologies all, but the best avatar yet, Austhaied! Agree completely with photo & sentiment below it!