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Unfair Practices!

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Jet gargoyle 10 posts

Bkkmadnes 5 posts

in one <deleted> thread :D

If they are 10 feet tall combined I'm surprised they can stack shit that high :o

We really do need to raise the bar for allowing people to enter here, 1000 posts maybe? :D

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catthy does your rich farang have a freind or a brother, was thinking of getting myself a wealthier model, they have to accept my thai bf (current hubby) on the side though, doesn't seem to be an issue for a lot of farang guys when their thai gf's do it so I am quite hopeful. Let me know if you have a suitable sucker (sorry candidate) :o Only joking fellas, put the hatchets down :D

"Do we need to raise the bar for entry?"

Hm, well, I reckon if you did that most of the old geezers could never get a leg over so we would lose half of the troops. Mind, I am a bit tired of spit polishing, spittoon emptying, pizza delivering, and detritus hoovering for these Gerries. Without smoke breaks, too.

Maybe an Oprah/Dr Phil kind of screen test? But kinda defeats the purpose since we all know entry is based on insanity, not post numbers. (I heard admins ratchet up post numbers for the ones that always fly over the you know what's nest.)

"Do we need to raise the bar for entry?"

Hm, well, I reckon if you did that most of the old geezers could never get a leg over so we would lose half of the troops. Mind, I am a bit tired of spit polishing, spittoon emptying, pizza delivering, and detritus hoovering for these Gerries. Without smoke breaks, too.

Maybe an Oprah/Dr Phil kind of screen test? But kinda defeats the purpose since we all know entry is based on insanity, not post numbers. (I heard admins ratchet up post numbers for the ones that always fly over the you know what's nest.)

dont listen to rumours Jet

There should be a system which allows 'expulsion' from Bedlam!

There is already... p1ss off the admins and you can be kicked outta bedlem

I have tried and nothing seems to work! Watch this...

'That Wolfie, what a dastardly chap and a scoundrel and a cur!'

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catthy does your rich farang have a freind or a brother, was thinking of getting myself a wealthier model, they have to accept my thai bf (current hubby) on the side though, doesn't seem to be an issue for a lot of farang guys when their thai gf's do it so I am quite hopeful. Let me know if you have a suitable sucker (sorry candidate) :o Only joking fellas, put the hatchets down :D

He's an only son. Finding a rich falang will have to be a self-help project, Boo.

How about 4,075?

Sounds about right.

Thank you.

It's only 17.51 so there :o

We, the BSB (Bedlam Supervisory Board), also do not encourage to listen to rumours.

Instead, we recommend following the directions given by the BSB as especialy the people new to Bedlam easily go astray and try to find salvation in errant cults such as <deleted>, ###### and whatever we saw in the past.

Please remember, under the loving care of the BSB, there are no unfair practices as the BSB treats everybody in its care fair and equal.

BSB is good for you.

raro

Chairman of the BSB

Could someone please explain what distinguishes this BSB crowd from a bunch

of <deleted> ?

:o

"Do we need to raise the bar for entry?"

Hm, well, I reckon if you did that most of the old geezers could never get a leg over so we would lose half of the troops. Mind, I am a bit tired of spit polishing, spittoon emptying, pizza delivering, and detritus hoovering for these Gerries. Without smoke breaks, too.

Maybe an Oprah/Dr Phil kind of screen test? But kinda defeats the purpose since we all know entry is based on insanity, not post numbers. (I heard admins ratchet up post numbers for the ones that always fly over the you know what's nest.)

We, the BSB (Bedlam Supervisory Board), also do not encourage to listen to rumours.

Instead, we recommend following the directions given by the BSB as especialy the people new to Bedlam easily go astray and try to find salvation in errant cults such as <deleted>, ###### and whatever we saw in the past.

Please remember, under the loving care of the BSB, there are no unfair practices as the BSB treats everybody in its care fair and equal.

BSB is good for you.

raro

Chairman of the BSB

I think both of the above posts violate rule 666a of the BPC, in fact the whole thread is in violation.

I might have to hit the report button. :o

Please read the rules on complaining in Bedlam.

Rule 666a of the Bedlamites Penal Code (BPC) states;

666a. All members complaints are to be taken seriously and with compasion by other

members of Bedlam and it's Moderators.

666b. The exceptions to rule 666a are as follows.

1. Any member found to be in possession of a sense of humour.

2. Any member found to be lacking a sense of humour.

3. Any member that is likely to spit the dummy out.

4. Any member that watches Fox news.

5. Any member that uses big words to try and impress others.

6. Any member that tries to get the last word.

7. Any member of <deleted>.

8. Any member of the BSB.

9. Jet Gorgon.

4. Any member that watches Fox news.

Sweet Chocolate Mohammad!

Anyone who watches Fox News is a subversive & can't be trusted... :o

4. Any member that watches Fox news.

Sweet Chocolate Mohammad!

Anyone who watches Fox News can't be trusted... :D

Probly kant reed eyether

:o

4. Any member that watches Fox news.

Sweet Chocolate Mohammad!

Anyone who watches Fox News is a subversive & can't be trusted... :o

Can't argue with that... :D

Hah! I read that phony rule list before. Travesty of latrine logic.

Don't fall off a dyke in Amsterdam, Robski, my dear hun.

Oh! Dykes and huns!!! Boon Mee, help!!!!

Ick, this is starting to look like the plot, punctuation and hyperbole in a Ludlum novel!!!!!!!!!!!

Hah! I read that phony rule list before. Travesty of latrine logic.

Don't fall off a dyke in Amsterdam, Robski, my dear hun.

Oh! Dykes and huns!!! Boon Mee, help!!!!

Ick, this is starting to look like the plot, punctuation and hyperbole in a Ludlum novel!!!!!!!!!!!

There are no dykes in Amsterdam.

Only male homosexuality is tolerated.

:o

There are no dykes in Amsterdam.

Only male homosexuality is tolerated.

:o

Boy, you got that answer down PDQ. So, um, guess you should know fer shure, FS, my sweet thing?

Me, I'm not the massive poster, so it took me three and a half years to reach enough posts to be admitted.

Same as me. You joined 2 months after me, and it took me same as you to reach that mad house. I was admitted in, on 5th December 2006. You took just 1 month longer compared to me. :o

"Do we need to raise the bar for entry?"

Hm, well, I reckon if you did that most of the old geezers could never get a leg over so we would lose half of the troops. Mind, I am a bit tired of spit polishing, spittoon emptying, pizza delivering, and detritus hoovering for these Gerries. Without smoke breaks, too.

Maybe an Oprah/Dr Phil kind of screen test? But kinda defeats the purpose since we all know entry is based on insanity, not post numbers. (I heard admins ratchet up post numbers for the ones that always fly over the you know what's nest.)

I thought that was what the little blue meds were for. :o

I suppose you could make membership of Bedlam by application only. Present your credentials to the Board (or is that Bored?) of Bedlam with all suporting certification including large denomination bank notes and KSR degrees in metaphysical alchemy.

But if someone is insane enough to apply to join Bedlam are they maybe too insane to be permitted entry?

I believe bedlam needs a hazing ritual for new members before they are officially accepted. something particularly sadistic and humiliating would be nice.

There should be a system which allows 'expulsion' from Bedlam!

There is already... p1ss off the admins and you can be kicked outta bedlem

I have tried and nothing seems to work! Watch this...

'That Wolfie, what a dastardly chap and a scoundrel and a cur!'

Yeah but i'm not an admin, just a lowly moderator...

And everything you say about me is true, so its hardly gunna get you kicked out now!

There should be a system which allows 'expulsion' from Bedlam!

There is already... p1ss off the admins and you can be kicked outta bedlem

I have tried and nothing seems to work! Watch this...

'That Wolfie, what a dastardly chap and a scoundrel and a cur!'

Yeah but i'm not an admin, just a lowly moderator...

And everything you say about me is true, so its hardly gunna get you kicked out now!

he wants, to drink, your posts,,,,55

<Whinge>Other people, who will remain unnamed by me, get into Bedlam after a few mere months on TV by dint of being loudmouths and posting a lot.

Me, I'm not the massive poster, so it took me three and a half years to reach enough posts to be admitted. Wasn't there some way you could have let me in sooner, based on my length of active membership on TV and not just number of posts?</whinge>

contribute .... even if it is trite .. short ... or useless/wrong and you get in ... silence is NOT rewarded :o

<Whinge>Other people, who will remain unnamed by me, get into Bedlam after a few mere months on TV by dint of being loudmouths and posting a lot.

Me, I'm not the massive poster, so it took me three and a half years to reach enough posts to be admitted. Wasn't there some way you could have let me in sooner, based on my length of active membership on TV and not just number of posts?</whinge>

contribute .... even if it is trite .. short ... or useless/wrong and you get in ... silence is NOT rewarded :D

:o (just as an example)

<Whinge>Other people, who will remain unnamed by me, get into Bedlam after a few mere months on TV by dint of being loudmouths and posting a lot.

Me, I'm not the massive poster, so it took me three and a half years to reach enough posts to be admitted. Wasn't there some way you could have let me in sooner, based on my length of active membership on TV and not just number of posts?</whinge>

contribute .... even if it is trite .. short ... or useless/wrong and you get in ... silence is NOT rewarded :D

:D (just as an example)

Yep :o

Me, I'm not the massive poster, so it took me three and a half years to reach enough posts to be admitted.

Cathy, how come it took you 3 1/2 years to post 500 but youv'e done 68 in a few days? If you'd have done that before you too would have been in Bedlam within a month :o

I believe bedlam needs a hazing ritual for new members before they are officially accepted. something particularly sadistic and humiliating would be nice.

How about making them read every post on "the last word " thread ?

I believe bedlam needs a hazing ritual for new members before they are officially accepted. something particularly sadistic and humiliating would be nice.

How about making them read every post on "the last word " thread ?

Even the right-wing loonies would class that as "cruel and unusual".

:o

I believe bedlam needs a hazing ritual for new members before they are officially accepted. something particularly sadistic and humiliating would be nice.

How about making them read every post on "the last word " thread ?

Even the right-wing loonies would class that as "cruel and unusual".

:o

Nah, too easy.

Maybe the entry exam should be to memorise the TLW thread and be prepared to answer by rote when FS says in a Bart voice: "What was post 296 and who wrote it? 22? 147?"

I believe bedlam needs a hazing ritual for new members before they are officially accepted. something particularly sadistic and humiliating would be nice.

How about making them read every post on "the last word " thread ?

Even the right-wing loonies would class that as "cruel and unusual".

:o

Nah, too easy.

Maybe the entry exam should be to memorise the TLW thread and be prepared to answer by rote when FS says in a Bart voice: "What was post 296 and who wrote it? 22? 147?"

Now this is clever...

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