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Nip & Tuck

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nip & tuck

After her sixth child, Jane decided that she should have some

Cosmetic surgery "down below" to restore herself to her former youthful

glory, because her bomb doors were dangling a bit too low and looked

like a ripped out fireplace.

Time and childbirth had taken its toll and she reckoned that,

with six children now being the limit, she'd tidy things with a nip here

and a tuck there so it looked more like a piggy bank slot rather than

a badly packed kebab.

Following the operation she awoke from her anaesthetic to find

three roses at the end of the bed.

"Who are these from?" she asked the nurse, "They're very nice

but I'm a bit confused as to why I've received them."

"Well" said the nurse; "The first is from the surgeon - the

operation went so well and you were such a model patient that he

wanted to

say thanks".

"The second is from your husband - he's delighted the operation

was such a success that he can't wait to get you home. Apparently

it'll be the first time he's touched the sides for years and he's very

excited!"

"Brilliant!" said Jane. "And the third?"

"That's from Eric, a patient in the burns unit," said the nurse.

"He just wanted to say thanks for his new ears."

KD :o

Keep trying in this section, cretin. :o

Keep trying in this section, cretin. :D

It's the support and constructive critique that makes posting on this forum such a pleasurable experience :o

It was a recent posting, unfortunately.

Keep em comin though

It's the support and constructive critique that makes posting on this forum such a pleasurable experience :o

Fer shoooooooowa! :D

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