Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what

could be a crucial decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.

My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I

ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't

know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always

walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she

has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a

taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she

went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and

why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep

down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out

again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to

park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the garage and then hide

behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came

home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed

that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the

dealer?

Thanks,

Bob

redrus

Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what

could be a crucial decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.

My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I

ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't

know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always

walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she

has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a

taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she

went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and

why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep

down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out

again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to

park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the garage and then hide

behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came

home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed

that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the

dealer?

Thanks,

Bob

redrus

Priceless :D :D

Good one Redrus.... :D

I believe you stole someone's joke, redrus

Boon Mee has it posted in the Jokes forum here

I believe you stole someone's joke, redrus

Boon Mee has it posted in the Jokes forum here

Soz sbk but, do you see Boon and read on....!

redrus

CLASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!