1 hour ago, Artisi said:

I did say colour, not colours ????

Gentlemen, we have a European person; maybe of colour I couldn't say.

 

But a man, yes a man, who can spell...

 

 

 

 

1 minute ago, BurgerGung said:

Well, I've been talking to a Math teacher, 42 for a few days. Counseling her how to handle her debt issues. (Write down every Baht you spend, go get a TRUE 4 Mbit SIM on Lazada, vsalid for a year @ < 1,800 THB etc.).

 

Her response: "Will you buy it for me?"

 

Hello, lady, I haven't even met you in person and you want me to spend 1,800 Baht?!? Have a nice life!

This is a standard Thai baiting trick. The answer is: "Of course I will buy it for you"

 

She knows you won't and you don't buy it.

 

Women in general, and Thais in particular are here to test us.

 

Rooster

 

 

6 minutes ago, NCC1701A said:

I really do not like being called overly repetitive. I would never say that to you. I find it extremely rude and uncalled for.  

 

And my penis is black.

What... again?

1 minute ago, NCC1701A said:

I really do not like being called overly repetitive. I would never say that to you. I find it extremely rude and uncalled for.  

 

And my penis is black.

I know exactly why it's black too.

Last month in the pub when the Nigerian was trying to sell you the magic potion that turns black paper in hundred dollar bills:

When you were in the gents having a pee and you noticed he was hung like a horse, he said you could be the same with some simple training.

Believing him, you tied a length of string around the end of your dick, with the other end attached to a house brick.

Two weeks later when you saw him, you told him the 'training was working well. You said, "I'm halfway there - it's turned black."

12 minutes ago, Odysseus123 said:

Ahhh..I have always admired your utter puerility...

Tho' you do take good photos from time to time and for that I would spare you 5 minutes-no more and no less.

You and USS Enterprise spend a lot of time on TV don't you?Hard to see that you do anything else in a day..

Drifting off topic here,

but I walked for 2hrs in the mountains this morning (it was raining), cycled 25Km of Thursday, and another 25Km on Friday. Tomorrow, if there's a gap in the rain, I'll cycle another 25Km.

 

But you know I'm old and retired, bit of exercise, eat, drink, read, watch TV, listen to music, without having to work it gets hard filling the day.

 

Back on topic,

I also 'follow' a couple of what appears to be pretty cosplay girls on facebook, but never send them any money.

'Chontitirat Kaewdang', 'Nana Muansang', I'm hoping they're real and not a fat old bags.

48 minutes ago, Odysseus123 said:

The Fort Zinderneuf of SE Asia.

 

A few useless white men manning the ramparts whilst confababulating that they are extras in a Beau Geste movie.

 

It's no wonder that Thailand wants rid of them.

 

Best of luck with the pretty camels..

Don't really understand Beau Geste movies, Fort Zindernuef and camels, but thanks for the reminder, there is certainly some great reading and research that's been undertaken on the Fort Zindernuef and a couple of others forts - would you like the links? 

1 minute ago, Artisi said:

Don't really understand Beau Geste movies, Fort Zindernuef and camels, but thanks for the reminder, there is certainly some great reading and research that's been undertaken on the Fort Zindernuef and a couple of others forts - would you like the links? 

Naw..if you ain't read PC Wren then there is no helping you..

 

No Captain Marryat,No Biggles,no Henty?What is the Empire coming to...?

18 minutes ago, NCC1701A said:

I really do not like being called overly repetitive. I would never say that to you. I find it extremely rude and uncalled for.  

 

And my penis is black.

Whitening is now available, check TV for the link ????????????

1 minute ago, Odysseus123 said:

Naw..if you ain't read PC Wren then there is no helping you..

 

No Captain Marryat,No Biggles,no Henty?What is the Empire coming to...?

Ah Capt W.E. Johns, author of that most famous book in the series: Biggles Flies Undone.

10 minutes ago, Odysseus123 said:

Ahhh..I have always admired your utter puerility...

 

Tho' you do take good photos from time to time and for that I would spare you 5 minutes-no more and no less.

 

You and USS Enterprise spend a lot of time on TV don't you?Hard to see that you do anything else in a day..

 hey you called me a moron. that is a personal attack against forum rules. 

 

I think it is time you stop. if you see something you don't like, say so, but stop with the personal attacks. 

 

 

 

7 hours ago, worgeordie said:

but it could have been worse,it might have been a lady boy.

Stick around, judging by the photo IT still could be

13 minutes ago, faraday said:

Gentlemen, we have a European person; maybe of colour I couldn't say.

 

But a man, yes a man, who can spell...

 

 

 

 

True blue dinkie die ????

Say what you like about NCC1701A, I've never met the guy, but he sure does make some pretty funny jokes, the PC crowd who think that he is being offensive should either ignore him or move to a country where calling a fat person fat can get you a prison sentence. Keep going man, even my wife has laughed at some of your posts, and that's saying something!

 

If you can't have a laugh now and again, what's the point of being alive? Goodness gracious, I saw someone being called a racial slur on YouTube, now I'm going to get in on the action and try and draw attention to my twitter account because nobody actually likes me. That's the current Western way of thinking, screw that, I live in Thailand where they call a spade a spade. If you don't like it then I hope the next IO you meet rejects you, because I would too!

 

People these days need to grow a pair and stop pretending to be offended by something that happened on the other side of the world, and the fewer idiots who try to attract attention to themselves through Twitter or other such garbage the better. Try living your life, you might actually have some fun.

15 minutes ago, bluesofa said:

Ah Capt W.E. Johns, author of that most famous book in the series: Biggles Flies Undone. 

And for those 'doubting Thomas's' the book really was published.

 

 

????

Btw, can SteveK correct my apostrophes' please?

Kap

I think the Thai mans money was well spent.

Consider, if you went to a steakhouse and there were two steaks one 8oz and one 16oz, both were the same cut of meat and the same price. Which one would you select ?

Always best to up-size.

12 minutes ago, SteveK said:

Say what you like about NCC1701A, I've never met the guy, but he sure does make some pretty funny jokes, the PC crowd who think that he is being offensive should either ignore him or move to a country where calling a fat person fat can get you a prison sentence. Keep going man, even my wife has laughed at some of your posts, and that's saying something!

 

If you can't have a laugh now and again, what's the point of being alive? Goodness gracious, I saw someone being called a racial slur on YouTube, now I'm going to get in on the action and try and draw attention to my twitter account because nobody actually likes me. That's the current Western way of thinking, screw that, I live in Thailand where they call a spade a spade. If you don't like it then I hope the next IO you meet rejects you, because I would too!

Considering the fact that you spent a considerable period of time complaining about apostrophes-I do find your post screamingly funny.

 

And Thais never call a spade a spade (have you ever heard of Greng Jai?)-and my IO loves me..

 

Sorry about that..

16 minutes ago, NCC1701A said:

 hey you called me a moron. that is a personal attack against forum rules. 

 

I think it is time you stop. if you see something you don't like, say so, but stop with the personal attacks. 

 

 

 

I unreservedly apologise-in public and on this forum.

3 minutes ago, Odysseus123 said:

Considering the fact that you spent a considerable period of time complaining about apostrophes-I do find your post screamingly funny.

Yes - it must be funny to see someone who knows how to use an apostrophe correctly when you left school at the age of 12.

She Looks like the wives of many farangs here.. haha... 

10 minutes ago, SteveK said:

Say what you like about NCC1701A, I've never met the guy,

i'm very handsome thank you.

11 minutes ago, SteveK said:

but he sure does make some pretty funny jokes,

yes i do thank you.

13 minutes ago, SteveK said:

Keep going man, even my wife has laughed at some of your posts,

is she hot?

 

but seriously, (this is my serious face) Thank you for this nice message. I was starting to feel all alone here in my mothers basement in Kansas.   

1 minute ago, Dizer said:

She Looks like the wives of many farangs here.. haha... 

What does your carer look like?

4 minutes ago, SteveK said:

Yes - it must be funny to see someone who knows how to use an apostrophe correctly when you left school at the age of 12.

Did I?

 

That's news to 'Sidere Mens Eadem Mutato'...

8 hours ago, worgeordie said:

I suppose it could be called a pig in a poke                                                                      scenario

 

More like a pig in knickers scenario........

 

PS. I put PC in the bin in Paris when I changed planes for Asia. ????

32 minutes ago, Odysseus123 said:

Considering the fact that you spent a considerable period of time complaining about apostrophes-I do find your post screamingly funny.

 

And Thais never call a spade a spade (have you ever heard of Greng Jai?)-and my IO loves me..

 

Sorry about that..

Actually, many Thais call a spade a sapade.

 

Rooster

2 minutes ago, Jane Dough said:

Actually, many Thais call a spade a sapade.

 

Rooster

A "sapade"?Well if you say so as I take a bow to your superior knowledge.

When a man sends money to a fake woman then he is the idiot.

And when women believe a fake guy then he is the bastard.

I guess that is called feminism.

 

Maybe now is the time to invest in AI and let it handle some fb accounts.

Yes darling, sure I love you, but I have no money...

8 hours ago, Sticky Wicket said:

2.3 million and she can't even afford matching shoes

Worse. She doesn't care.

54 minutes ago, Dizer said:

She Looks like the wives of many farangs here.. haha... 

Nothing like mine. At 41kg weighs 3 of her as well.

27 minutes ago, Odysseus123 said:

A "sapade"?Well if you say so as I take a bow to your superior knowledge.

You're an idiot. 100% guaranteed and certified. And translated into Thai.

 

Very sad times when the university of Sydney is giving out fake degrees to complete chumps.