Pattaya: Out of control Canadian swaps machete for jet ski rampage

[bluesofa]

9 minutes ago, Olmate said:

Something to do with safe operation of a vessel or perhaps you figure he was  a captain with an airline. Facetious too big a word for me !

Ha ha! Sorry to go on about this, but there was no mention of the Canadian having a Captain's licence in the article, except when it stated it was withdrawn?

 

From what I've read so far, he's too 'unstable' to even have a motorcycle licence.

 

Edited August 1, 2019 by bluesofa
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[NanLaew]

Somewhere in Manitoba, a village is missing its idiot.

[champers]

1 hour ago, RotBenz8888 said:

 

A Canadian lumberjack....

He's OK.

[Raymonddiaz]

he is either sick or high on drugs... Either way, he needs help....

[OneZero]

Apparently Thailand awards a Captain's License on one's ability to operate a jet ski.

[Tayaout]

I'm sure he said sorry. 

[ratcatcher]

1 hour ago, mercman24 said:

about teatime ish

How very delightful. A lovely turn of phrase, one of which even Jacob Rees-Mogg would approve. Pip-pip.

[KhunBENQ]

1 hour ago, worgeordie said:

So now he's getting a third chance,wonder what he will do next !

regards Worgeordie

He is obviously mentally disturbed and should be locked up before he hurts or kills others.

He should be "handed over" to Canada.

Edited August 1, 2019 by KhunBENQ

[bluesofa]

3 minutes ago, ratcatcher said:

1 hour ago, mercman24 said:

about teatime ish

How very delightful. A lovely turn of phrase, one of which even Jacob Rees-Mogg would approve. Pip-pip.

There's nowt wrong with teatime.

 

btw an 'ish' has been defined as seventeen minutes. If someone says they'll meet you at five-ish, it's acceptable to be seventeen minutes before or after that time.

[soalbundy]

I've always thought Canadians were nice polite people, he is obviously an exception to the rule, probably mentally disabled and lucky not to have been physically disabled by now.

[soalbundy]

21 minutes ago, ratcatcher said:

How very delightful. A lovely turn of phrase, one of which even Jacob Rees-Mogg would approve. Pip-pip.

just after the cucumber sandwiches had been served.

[Matzzon]

2 hours ago, AhFarangJa said:

I think all jet skiers should be arrested for annoying people. They are the worst idea since McDonalds claimed their salads were healthy.

I agree with the jet skiers. McDonalds salad, though? That one is same healthy like all other salads and vegetables. It´s the things they mix the salad with that makes it unhealthy.

[RichardColeman]

3 hours ago, worgeordie said:

So now he's getting a third chance,wonder what he will do next !

regards Worgeordie

Long as he does not smoke on the beach he'll be fine

[bluesofa]

6 minutes ago, RichardColeman said:

Long as he does not smoke on the beach he'll be fine

Are there that many katoeys on the beach?

[Tropposurfer]

Wow! Sounds like this dude needs an MSE mental state examination ASAP

[sahibji]

appears to me that he needs psychiatric care.

 

[johng]

3 hours ago, OneZero said:

Apparently Thailand awards a Captain's License on one's ability to operate a jet ski.

Apparently  you (everyone including tourists)  are supposed to have a licence to operate a jet-ski..and any other

"powered vessel" in Thai waters.

I think they call the licence a captains licence..you know like captain of a boat ?

[blazes]

I'm a lumberjack and I don't care....

 

 

[wombat]

do they test people like him to see if they have drugs in their system ?

[alan grice]

Ah Bill the Baker.!.


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[MUSICMAN16]

put this canadian man in bangkok prison and tell the inmates

he said he hates all thai people and he said thais are dirty dogs and he can kick them all down

he said no thai can beat him

[bander]

Another farang nutcase, lock him up on a "funny farm" or some place ha cannot hurt others or himself.

[hobobo]

6 hours ago, keith101 said:

And then deported .

And blacklisted.

[bander]

14 minutes ago, wombat said:

do they test people like him to see if they have drugs in their system ?

I think this lunatic dont use the drugs you are thinking about. He is possibly on medication for his illness and stop taking them.

[bluesofa]

1 hour ago, johng said:

Apparently  you (everyone including tourists)  are supposed to have a licence to operate a jet-ski..and any other

"powered vessel" in Thai waters.

I think they call the licence a captains licence..you know like captain of a boat ?

I take it the jet-ski renters provide all their victims customers with a one hour provisional captain's licence?

[ginjag]

6 hours ago, OneMoreFarang said:

Why is he still allowed to stay here?

Over stay,long term. and infringing Immigration laws---deportation,    machette wielding, highly dangerous jet ski riding,  trying to escape capture.   will they fine him for bad behavior  ???

[jacko45k]

4 minutes ago, bluesofa said:

I take it the jet-ski renters provide all their victims customers with a one hour provisional captain's licence?

Only if you have an IDP!

[bluesofa]

Just now, jacko45k said:

5 minutes ago, bluesofa said:

I take it the jet-ski renters provide all their victims customers with a one hour provisional captain's licence?

Only if you have an IDP!

Aha - International Diving Pattaya.

[sawadee1947]

Jeez, he lived too long in Thailand. Accustomed now to their behaviour. 

But..... If Thai Police would arrest all those threatening others with a machete or breaking peace...... Thailand would be behind bars..... 

What a paradise....!

[Jane Dough]

7 hours ago, RotBenz8888 said:

 

A Canadian lumberjack....

Yes, and as I said at the time....

He's a lumberjack and he is not OK.

 

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