Expats' relationships: 50% say it's true love but only one in 7 gets anywhere near to daily sex!

[soalbundy]

1 hour ago, DrTuner said:

Here's an eye opener for those that haven't spent enough time with females: sex and love are not the same thing.

and both lose their luster over time, relationships are for the navy.

[Number 6]

Another poorly conceived and written TV poll.

 

I'm shocked that we're all not having sex once a day.

 

[Number 6]

2 minutes ago, soalbundy said:

and both lose their luster over time, relationships are for the navy.

Thanks I'll pass. Stick with the wife.

 

[DrTuner]

7 minutes ago, BritManToo said:

another one wanted sex once with every guy she met.

Finally, a Thai that would be interesting to meet with.

[Chazar]

So if  I  love my hamster  but dont get sex is that no good?

[DrTuner]

8 minutes ago, soalbundy said:

and both lose their luster over time, relationships are for the navy.

 

[Chazar]

5 minutes ago, Number 6 said:

Thanks I'll pass. Stick with the wife.

 

Those pair would spend more time  looking in the  mirror  than contributing anything meaningful to life

[DrTuner]

2 minutes ago, Chazar said:

So if  I  love my hamster  but dont get sex is that no good?

Use duct tape.

[holy cow cm]

It's all relative. Love and sex are 2 different things, but that also all depends on your morals. Frankly, whatever spins your clock as long as you go home and don't hurt anyone, or you stayed home and she wished you had went out.

[sanemax]

12 hours ago, Number 6 said:

 

I'm shocked that we're all not having sex once a day.

 

With some of the posts and threads on TV , we are coming quite close to all having sex together once a a day .

[timendres]

36 minutes ago, bwpage3 said:

If that is your sole reason for existence, must be a pretty shallow life.

I am confident your reason for existence is truly deep and meaningful.

[Momofarang]

Gone again through this thread, which sound a lot like:

 

Errrr it looks like my wife's "little cat ?";

it smells like my wife's "little cat ??";

it tastes like my wife "little cat???";

!!!! It is my wife's "little cat" !!!!

 

[sillyfool]

2 minutes ago, timendres said:

I am confident your reason for existence is truly deep and meaningful.

deep thoughts with jack handy.....

[OneMoreFarang]

1 hour ago, sanemax said:

Are you so excited about the mention of sex , that you've lost the ability to type coherently ?

Let me guess: You want it all the time. But it's so hard to find the guys who get exited by an old woman. 555

[Thaifriends]

3 hours ago, BritManToo said:

In the UK I was getting sex once a monh (if I was lucky).

When I first arrived in Thailand I was having sex 3-4 times a day.

At 64 I've slowed down a bit to maybe 2-3 times a week.

 

I wonder how many 64 year old pensioners in the west have sex that often?

(I'm only counting the times I have sex with a woman, doing it alone doesn't count IMHO))

 

Its too cold out there in the UK plus the women seems to be smarter ????????????

[sanemax]

12 hours ago, OneMoreFarang said:

Let me guess: You want it all the time. But it's so hard to find the guys who get exited by an old woman. 555

Guys getting exited by a woman ?

I can picture guys entering females , but just cannot picture females making an exit from a man .

 Do have a have any photos or a diagram ?

[Lacessit]

52 minutes ago, holy cow cm said:

It's all relative. Love and sex are 2 different things, but that also all depends on your morals. Frankly, whatever spins your clock as long as you go home and don't hurt anyone, or you stayed home and she wished you had went out.

There's a saying women give sex for love, men give love for sex. Haven't seen anything to contradict it.

[BritManToo]

1 hour ago, DrTuner said:

Use duct tape.

Or a toilet roll tube ............

[timendres]

Quote

 

Gone again through this thread, which sound a lot like:

 

Errrr it looks like my wife's "little cat ?";

it smells like my wife's "little cat ??";

it tastes like my wife "little cat???";

!!!! It is my wife's "little cat" !!!!

 

 

Edited September 24, 2019 by timendres

[Chazar]

1 hour ago, DrTuner said:

Use duct tape.

I dont want to post my hamster  somewhere.

[overherebc]

Are people taking this seriously?

[Artisi]

3 hours ago, PatOngo said:

I look forward to the next deep and meaningful expat survey "How many times do you change your underpants each month" ????

Who wears underpants? 

[Artisi]

2 hours ago, Lacessit said:

At my age, I'd be knackered on once a day. Once or twice a week is sufficient. My GF is  happy to accommodate me.

My enjoyment of sex is considerably enhanced when my GF gets to enjoy too, so I do work at it.

Good to see a really dedicated guy who is not just interested in himself ????

[unamazedloso]

In the real world people get older, responsibilities with kids and such.. the amount of sex is irrelevant for descent people.

[Momofarang]

53 minutes ago, timendres said:

 

 

Tks Mate, had a laugh..

 

Just had three Singh Yai with Wifey..

Edited September 24, 2019 by Momofarang

[ICELANDMAN]

55 minutes ago, Artisi said:

Who wears underpants? 

 

I, I had problem with the zip.

[overherebc]

Then there's the story of the parish priest who noticing the birth rate is dropping decides to do a similar survey.

Asks the congregation, who is doing once a day? About 50% raise their hands.

Who is doing it once a week?

About 25% this time.

Who is doing it every month?

About 15%.

He goes on asking until it's who is doing it once a year.

One guy stands up waving his arms about and has a big smile on his face.

And why are you looking so bloody happy? asks the priest.

He replies  because tonights the night.

I'll get my coat.

Edited September 24, 2019 by overherebc

[Elkski]

I have taken 7 trips to Thailand  and VN in last 3 years. 150 + days.   Never  deterred  by any woman.  Maybe that's because I'm not caught and married yet.  Kids on their own, retirement near, what else is there in life besides sex?  

Edited September 24, 2019 by Elkski

[Swedenlars]

There's a saying women give sex for love, men give love for sex. Haven't seen anything to contradict it.

Huh, how romantic. [emoji12].Woman give sex for money (love is just an other word for it) men get sex for money (some give love and money)

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[tso310]

1 hour ago, overherebc said:

Are people taking this seriously?

Its only sex. Football is far more serious. As Bill Shankley once said "People say football  is a matter of life and death. Its not its more important".