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Sure. Give you toddlers unsupervised playpen time and look what happens. Drivel, spittle and trumped-up assault charges against me in a Volvo. Tell you one thing little blackbird, you wouldn't be typing with your tailfeathers here today if that had been me at the wheel. I always take my roadkill home for the dogs' dinner.

And that would be TLFW.

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:o If you wanna party let me hear you yell...

WAYAAOOO!

Sure. Give you toddlers unsupervised playpen time and look what happens. Drivel, spittle and trumped-up assault charges against me in a Volvo. Tell you one thing little blackbird, you wouldn't be typing with your tailfeathers here today if that had been me at the wheel. I always take my roadkill home for the dogs' dinner.

And that would be TLFW.

Jet,how very dare you come in here and get all serious. kayo and I were having a special Bedlam moment. Tomorrow we will both be locked in padded cells wearing jackets with 6 foot wrap-around sleeves.

Jet,how very dare you come in here and get all serious. kayo and I were having a special Bedlam moment. Tomorrow we will both be locked in padded cells wearing jackets with 6 foot wrap-around sleeves.

It's about time.

Jet, you're such a cruel, cruel mistress!

Jet, you're such a cruel, cruel mistress!

It beats having a cruel mattress :o

i :o ewerybody.

Kayo, the fluff is going to your brain. You didn't start working at CNN did you?

I think you should give kayo a good spank! Having said that, knowing kayo, he'd probably enjoy it!!! :o

I would need a harem of ululating women to orchestrate the job of a good spanking for Kayo, Suegha, and harems are just not available these days.

Where can I get an ululating woman ? There used to be a "Lulu late in woman," but Cilla sorted her out, now she's on time.

Many sixties stars were poor time keepers, but Harem membership was restricted to the Bradford area and most of the better ones came from the North West or Scotland ( late Lulu )

Hard to find in Thailand and frankly all a bit wrinkly now................wrinkly TLW

Suegha remember our Harem's and bordello's we had her don't ya tiffy?

Glad to see Glauka is back, but most of the other lasses seem to have moved on with their lives....

and me on the wagon, and all...

:o

Jet seems to be doing a good job of MORE than making up for all the missing haremites though!

:D

Spank me?

There's nothing like a good spank, especially from an ululating (<deleted>?) woman.

I would need a harem of ululating women to orchestrate the job of a good spanking for Kayo, Suegha, and harems are just not available these days.

what a fascinating word - I really had to scratch my head for a couple of moments before I remembered it.

Must admit that I am not into the spanking stuff, not even to poor Kayo who seems to be thrashed on a regular basis, and harems are such a bore. I can't keep up with them all so these days just live the quiet life and restrict myself on only two or three women at a time, except on special days like birthdays, anniversaries, any day ending with the letter "y"

:o

CB

Where can I get an ululating woman ?

Umm you really don't want a ululating woman - it means someone who cries, shrieks and wails all the time - hmm reminds me of my ex wife when she discovered the divorce lawers had finally extracted the last coin out of my broken body and there was nothing left :o

we need a forum for "word of the day"

CB

we need a forum for "word of the day"

Today's word........Thursday.

we need a forum for "word of the day"

Today's word........Thursday.

And the words for the next four days will be:

Wet'n'Wild Party Day woohoo!

CB

Good luck CB on keeping your feathers. This the only time of the year when I am happy to be in HK. It's not the locals, but the tattoo brigade who hi-jack the festival, can become a tad tiresome.

TLW.....Go home CHAVS

Good luck CB on keeping your feathers. This the only time of the year when I am happy to be in HK. It's not the locals, but the tattoo brigade who hi-jack the festival, can become a tad tiresome.

TLW.....Go home CHAVS

Know how you feel, my wife couldn't come home last night from work because she wears a Lanna style wrap skirt and silk top. Every time the girls leave the hotel they are immediately targetted by every boofhead with a water cannon. It is obvious they are working and not in a bar somewhere but no matter how many times they ask not to be wet someone has to toss a bucket of water at them.

She called me today to say she thinks they will all have to stay at work for the next four days - bummer but the upside is that it leaves me free to party and to have the last word

CB

The bird man of bedlam?

Doesn't have the same ring as Alcatraz but the institutions are similar in function.

The bird man of bedlam?

Doesn't have the same ring as Alcatraz but the institutions are similar in function.

He escaped - I haven't got my release papers yet although they were offered a while back :o

TLW

CB

You whippersnapper wugnut wanklettes. Get off the bedboard. Smartack prissypants. I want you all to go cower in the closet until we come back with the whip.

TLW.

You whippersnapper wugnut wanklettes. Get off the bedboard. Smartack prissypants. I want you all to go cower in the closet until we come back with the whip.

TLW.

I love it when she talks that way, takes me back to my prepschool days

Move over guys - jeeze this closet is a mess, who are all you people?

CB

You whippersnapper wugnut wanklettes. Get off the bedboard. Smartack prissypants. I want you all to go cower in the closet until we come back with the whip.

TLW.

I love it when she talks that way, takes me back to my prepschool days

Move over guys - jeeze this closet is a mess, who are all you people?

CB

She sure has a way wid woids. Makes me go all unnecessary.

Makes me go all unnecessary.

You are responsible for cleaning up after your own sh*t in the closet. Kayo inspection at 6:45 sharp. And that's with the interviewing assistance of a machete and a pachy hoof. God forbid you are sent to the Tiggy office. Fail that interview and it's off to the wet market in the buff. And we all know what happens there.

Makes me go all unnecessary.

You are responsible for cleaning up after your own sh*t in the closet.

actully speaking of which .... um anyone got a tissue

Kayo inspection at 6:45 sharp. And that's with the interviewing assistance of a machete and a pachy hoof.

Hate to point out the obvious but having had pretty good look around this closet, a heck of a lot of the crap in here seems to have Kayo's name on it. Euuuuuugh what the f*&k is that over there in the corner? Is Kayo sleeping in here or just using it as a dumpster?

God forbid you are sent to the Tiggy office.

It's kinda like having matron threaten you with being sent to the headmasters office

Fail that interview and it's off to the wet market in the buff. And we all know what happens there.

Ummm - No not really. Is this a Canack thing?

CB

oh btw TLW

I'm off to buy a big mirror and hire a stonemason. Then Gorgy can look at herself and get the two big chips on her shoulder removed at the same time.

Self induced cosmetic improvement.......................

Rock on birdy

I'm off to buy a big mirror and hire a stonemason. Then Gorgy can look at herself and get the two big chips on her shoulder removed at the same time.

Self induced cosmetic improvement.......................

Rock on birdy

Just sneaking out to say LAST WORD

CB

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