What's a D-bag ...... ah ...... brain kicked in as I typed the 'g'

that's much faster than usual! Tell us your secret!

but not in The Last Word! Open a new thread....something like....Thaddy's ten top tips to tougher tinking tasks...

/edit: I won't tell ya!

Thaddy's ten top tips to tougher tinking tasks...

I've only got three .... it would be a very short post.

TLW

Thaddy's ten top tips to tougher tinking tasks...

I've only got three .... it would be a very short post.

TLW

And they would be?

CB aka KB

SWMBO?

You're a pathetic puke from a bog

lookin' like the snout of a mangey dog

smellin' like the hide of a sty-mired hog

talkin' like a dull man pi**ed on the grog.

Beat it.

TLW

SWMBO?

She who must be obeyed - is an English phrase probably why a Canuk wouldn't understand it

Beat it.

TLW

Michael Jackson - had to have Eddie Van Halen to make it into a decent song though

TLW

CB

t..t...t....l...l..l....w...w...w...

SWMBO?

You're a pathetic puke from a bog

lookin' like the snout of a mangey dog

smellin' like the hide of a sty-mired hog

talkin' like a dull man pi**ed on the grog.

Beat it.

TLW

is that Captain Beefheart?

A bit like Captain Sensible, I'll be glad when it's all over............

A bit like Captain Sensible, I'll be glad when it's all over............

More like Captain Bullshirt

CB

TLW

Coulda given me a hint, garbage picker. I have read more books than the number stored in the British Library. Don't f** with me.

So you know the Old Bailey then, Scavenger?

SWMBO is a satisfactory modifier for me, and for once, you served well. Ensure that you implement the rules. That will be all.

"This threads a bit fishy"...............Captain Bird's Eye's last word.

"Beam me up Scotty"..................................well we all know who.......

" I can't catch, bowl or bat..........but I'm still the captain, well am I ? What iceberg ? "

M Vaughn........ Captain of the Titanic.

Coulda given me a hint, garbage picker. I have read more books than the number stored in the British Library. Don't f** with me.

So you know the Old Bailey then, Scavenger?

SWMBO is a satisfactory modifier for me, and for once, you served well. Ensure that you implement the rules. That will be all.

Garbage picker? Here I am being nice to you and all I get is abuse.

Anyone of the English brigade willing to explain the context of the "she who must be obeyed"?

I am just of to Pomfrey's wine bar for a glass of claret.

Oh what is this small shiny bauble - 'tis the last word.

CB

Coulda given me a hint, garbage picker. I have read more books than the number stored in the British Library. Don't f** with me.

So you know the Old Bailey then, Scavenger?

SWMBO is a satisfactory modifier for me, and for once, you served well. Ensure that you implement the rules. That will be all.

Garbage picker? Here I am being nice to you and all I get is abuse.

Anyone of the English brigade willing to explain the context of the "she who must be obeyed"?

I am just of to Pomfrey's wine bar for a glass of claret.

Oh what is this small shiny bauble - 'tis the last word.

CB

No, merely the penultimate word.

No, merely the penultimate word.

You are most likely correct but at this moment in time and space

TLW

favorite ten letter word.

elephantus

fluffypant

pinkychang

funnyBunny

happyklown

....

wrong thread, sorry..

favorite ten letter word.

elephantus

fluffypant

pinkychang

funnyBunny

happyklown

wrong thread, sorry..

wrong universe Kayo me ol' mate

THE LAST WORD

CB

We keep feeding the crow, we should have a nice meal out of it one of these days...

Avatar's looking puffier

still as <deleted> as ever...

still as <deleted> as ever...

Where the 'forbidden word' have you been ..... missed you.

Thaddy's ten top tips to tougher tinking tasks...

I've only got three .... it would be a very short post.

TLW

And they would be?

CB aka KB

It's taken me many years to get just three, I will pass this knowledge on for a minor financial consideration..... the next seven do not come cheap and any help would be appreciated

Slade.

TLW

welcome back dsk.

was wonderign where you'd got to?

*wondering, even

TPW

DSK, HiHo!

TLW

We keep feeding the crow, we should have a nice meal out of it one of these days...

Avatar's looking puffier

The crow is the non-official bird for South Australia where I was born. The nick name for South Australians is "Crow Eaters" the reason being that when it was first settled, there was so little food available that they had to eat crows.

The Crow is the mascot of one of the two Football clubs in Adelaide (the capital city of South Australia) and we take great pride in our moniker.

CB

TLW

Caw said the Crow, balls said the cat.

(with thanks to Spike).

Caw said the Crow, balls said the cat.

(with thanks to Spike).

Cor what balls you 'av

'nuff said

CB

Hmm, I get a great internet connection in the morning and it sort of gets worse during the day. TV is the slowest website I visit (boo hoo)

Still, I have been looking for a internet provider when I go to the UK and orange have a great deal, 8mb, unlimited downloads, unlimited local, national and international calls - all for £19.99 a month.

Pity I will be too busy writing essays and changing nappies to use it.

i'll be heading the way of shirley soon...

Well, that's it! I'm off down the bar now. Have a good weekend and thanks for TLW.

Well, that's it! I'm off down the bar now. Have a good weekend and thanks for TLW.

Well while the cats away the crow will walk in and steal the last word - only 93minutes and I will going too

CB

@whistyling: ------ That was an elephants attempt at whistling.

@whistyling: ------ That was an elephants attempt at whistling.

Was that what it was - I felt a wam breeze up my tail feathers and thought "what tha ...?"

gimme back that word

CB