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Preparing for my death.

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On 12/19/2019 at 11:55 AM, SteveK said:

That's a good idea, but if I put all of money in there she will spend it. So most of my money will still be in my account when I die.

You know I sincerely apologize but you should probably buy the coffin ⚰️ first and then give her the PIN number and the ATM card. That way you’ll have no problem affording the coffin. Something to think about ????

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3 minutes ago, CarlosDanger said:

Oh wow sorry to hear that but I actually have been wondering where can you buy cheap coffins around here? They don’t sell them at Tesco Lotus or the mall I checked. Anyway sorry you’re dying dude. Just give her the PIN number and buy the coffin ⚰️ now. 

couldn't anyone just build their own coffin on the cheap, it would only take some plywood and a couple of wood pallets. 

3 minutes ago, steven100 said:

couldn't anyone just build their own coffin on the cheap, it would only take some plywood and a couple of wood pallets. 

Yeah and I don’t think I need anything fancy I just want to buy the coffin ⚰️ now ahead of time for preparation. 

6 minutes ago, CarlosDanger said:

You know I sincerely apologize but you should probably buy the coffin ⚰️ first and then give her the PIN number and the ATM card. That way you’ll have no problem affording the coffin. Something to think about ????

Put a few cushions in the coffin, make it comfy then sleep in it every night.

If you're dead one morning, think how much trouble you saved everyone.

Gotta be careful with jokes like this in the real world or people might think you’re suicidal or something. 

19 minutes ago, BritManToo said:

Put a few cushions in the coffin, make it comfy then sleep in it every night.

If you're dead one morning, think how much trouble you saved everyone.

I was planning on buying a friend a coffin for Christmas who’s dying but I can’t find the cheapest ones. I was gonna put a big red bow ???? on it or I’ll wrap it. 

So if you can’t afford the coffin ⚰️ what do you do when you die? Do they just do the cremation without the coffin ⚰️

1 hour ago, thaibeachlovers said:

Wouldn't they freeze a joint account as well? IMO the reason for this very good rule is to stop people murdering their partners to get the money. Being able to get it from a joint account would circumvent the rules.

No they don't

I simplified everything and put EVERYTHING in her name........of course  youve got to trust them first but after 15  odd  years............what the hell.

Only 1  pick  up and 2  bikes are  in my name, all condos  houses, land (yes I  know) bank  books bar one ,even my UK  will leaves property there to her.

3 minutes ago, Chazar said:

I simplified everything and put EVERYTHING in her name........of course  youve got to trust them first but after 15  odd  years............what the hell.

Only 1  pick  up and 2  bikes are  in my name, all condos  houses, land (yes I  know) bank  books bar one ,even my UK  will leaves property there to her.

Yes, but he should do all that AFTER he buys the coffin ⚰️ first. 

12 hours ago, CarlosDanger said:

So if you can’t afford the coffin ⚰️ what do you do when you die? Do they just do the cremation without the coffin ⚰️

Why not. Build a fire out back on the property and throw me on. Done.

On 12/24/2019 at 3:46 PM, steven100 said:

couldn't anyone just build their own coffin on the cheap, it would only take some plywood and a couple of wood pallets. 

Cardboard box for me. I'm going to be cremated.

On 12/25/2019 at 4:40 AM, Tounge Thaied said:

Why not. Build a fire out back on the property and throw me on. Done.

Sorry but that's illegal. The people that did it would be in the doodoo. Only way to avoid a funeral is go out into the bush where no one can find you to die.

On 12/24/2019 at 4:26 PM, FritsSikkink said:

No they don't

If that's correct it makes a mockery of freezing solo accounts, but would be the way to do it if one trusted her.

On 12/24/2019 at 4:09 PM, CarlosDanger said:

So if you can’t afford the coffin ⚰️ what do you do when you die? Do they just do the cremation without the coffin ⚰️

What do dirt poor Thais do?

3 hours ago, thaibeachlovers said:

If that's correct it makes a mockery of freezing solo accounts, but would be the way to do it if one trusted her.

Doesn't make a mockery, solo accounts are for 1 person when he/she is dead then there is a process to decide who gets the money. With a shared account both people can use all the money all the time.

On ‎12‎/‎24‎/‎2019 at 9:43 AM, CarlosDanger said:

You know I sincerely apologize but you should probably buy the coffin ⚰️ first and then give her the PIN number and the ATM card. That way you’ll have no problem affording the coffin. Something to think about ????

Why would a dead person care?

4 hours ago, thaibeachlovers said:

Sorry but that's illegal. The people that did it would be in the doodoo. Only way to avoid a funeral is go out into the bush where no one can find you to die.

I've told them to push my body off a balcony.

(Hopefully after I'm dead)

4 hours ago, thaibeachlovers said:

What do dirt poor Thais do?

Normally they all pay a monthly pittance in to the village burial fund.

If more die than they have money to bury, they have a fund raiser.

On 12/26/2019 at 8:08 PM, BritManToo said:

Normally they all pay a monthly pittance in to the village burial fund.

If more die than they have money to bury, they have a fund raiser.

Do you want to rewrite that?

Thais don't get buried, normally.

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