Preparing for my death.

[CarlosDanger]

On 12/19/2019 at 11:55 AM, SteveK said:

That's a good idea, but if I put all of money in there she will spend it. So most of my money will still be in my account when I die.

You know I sincerely apologize but you should probably buy the coffin ⚰️ first and then give her the PIN number and the ATM card. That way you’ll have no problem affording the coffin. Something to think about ????. 

[steven100]

3 minutes ago, CarlosDanger said:

Oh wow sorry to hear that but I actually have been wondering where can you buy cheap coffins around here? They don’t sell them at Tesco Lotus or the mall I checked. Anyway sorry you’re dying dude. Just give her the PIN number and buy the coffin ⚰️ now. 

couldn't anyone just build their own coffin on the cheap, it would only take some plywood and a couple of wood pallets. 

[CarlosDanger]

3 minutes ago, steven100 said:

couldn't anyone just build their own coffin on the cheap, it would only take some plywood and a couple of wood pallets. 

Yeah and I don’t think I need anything fancy I just want to buy the coffin ⚰️ now ahead of time for preparation. 

[BritManToo]

6 minutes ago, CarlosDanger said:

You know I sincerely apologize but you should probably buy the coffin ⚰️ first and then give her the PIN number and the ATM card. That way you’ll have no problem affording the coffin. Something to think about ????. 

Put a few cushions in the coffin, make it comfy then sleep in it every night.

If you're dead one morning, think how much trouble you saved everyone.

[CarlosDanger]

This is why funeral insurance should be mandatory and not just for new visas for everything. 

[CarlosDanger]

Gotta be careful with jokes like this in the real world or people might think you’re suicidal or something. 

[CarlosDanger]

19 minutes ago, BritManToo said:

Put a few cushions in the coffin, make it comfy then sleep in it every night.

If you're dead one morning, think how much trouble you saved everyone.

I was planning on buying a friend a coffin for Christmas who’s dying but I can’t find the cheapest ones. I was gonna put a big red bow ???? on it or I’ll wrap it. 

Edited December 24, 2019 by CarlosDanger

[CarlosDanger]

So if you can’t afford the coffin ⚰️ what do you do when you die? Do they just do the cremation without the coffin ⚰️? 

[FritsSikkink]

1 hour ago, thaibeachlovers said:

Wouldn't they freeze a joint account as well? IMO the reason for this very good rule is to stop people murdering their partners to get the money. Being able to get it from a joint account would circumvent the rules.

No they don't

[Chazar]

I simplified everything and put EVERYTHING in her name........of course  youve got to trust them first but after 15  odd  years............what the hell.

Only 1  pick  up and 2  bikes are  in my name, all condos  houses, land (yes I  know) bank  books bar one ,even my UK  will leaves property there to her.

[CarlosDanger]

3 minutes ago, Chazar said:

I simplified everything and put EVERYTHING in her name........of course  youve got to trust them first but after 15  odd  years............what the hell.

Only 1  pick  up and 2  bikes are  in my name, all condos  houses, land (yes I  know) bank  books bar one ,even my UK  will leaves property there to her.

Yes, but he should do all that AFTER he buys the coffin ⚰️ first. 

[Tounge Thaied]

12 hours ago, CarlosDanger said:

So if you can’t afford the coffin ⚰️ what do you do when you die? Do they just do the cremation without the coffin ⚰️? 

Why not. Build a fire out back on the property and throw me on. Done.

[thaibeachlovers]

On 12/24/2019 at 3:46 PM, steven100 said:

couldn't anyone just build their own coffin on the cheap, it would only take some plywood and a couple of wood pallets. 

Cardboard box for me. I'm going to be cremated.

[thaibeachlovers]

On 12/25/2019 at 4:40 AM, Tounge Thaied said:

Why not. Build a fire out back on the property and throw me on. Done.

Sorry but that's illegal. The people that did it would be in the doodoo. Only way to avoid a funeral is go out into the bush where no one can find you to die.

[thaibeachlovers]

On 12/24/2019 at 4:26 PM, FritsSikkink said:

No they don't

If that's correct it makes a mockery of freezing solo accounts, but would be the way to do it if one trusted her.

[thaibeachlovers]

On 12/24/2019 at 4:09 PM, CarlosDanger said:

So if you can’t afford the coffin ⚰️ what do you do when you die? Do they just do the cremation without the coffin ⚰️? 

What do dirt poor Thais do?

[FritsSikkink]

3 hours ago, thaibeachlovers said:

If that's correct it makes a mockery of freezing solo accounts, but would be the way to do it if one trusted her.

Doesn't make a mockery, solo accounts are for 1 person when he/she is dead then there is a process to decide who gets the money. With a shared account both people can use all the money all the time.

[FritsSikkink]

On ‎12‎/‎24‎/‎2019 at 9:43 AM, CarlosDanger said:

You know I sincerely apologize but you should probably buy the coffin ⚰️ first and then give her the PIN number and the ATM card. That way you’ll have no problem affording the coffin. Something to think about ????. 

Why would a dead person care?

[BritManToo]

4 hours ago, thaibeachlovers said:

Sorry but that's illegal. The people that did it would be in the doodoo. Only way to avoid a funeral is go out into the bush where no one can find you to die.

I've told them to push my body off a balcony.

(Hopefully after I'm dead)

[BritManToo]

4 hours ago, thaibeachlovers said:

What do dirt poor Thais do?

Normally they all pay a monthly pittance in to the village burial fund.

If more die than they have money to bury, they have a fund raiser.

[thaibeachlovers]

On 12/26/2019 at 8:08 PM, BritManToo said:

Normally they all pay a monthly pittance in to the village burial fund.

If more die than they have money to bury, they have a fund raiser.

Do you want to rewrite that?

Thais don't get buried, normally.