1 minute ago, scubascuba3 said:

A motorbike was stolen by two Thais at my place a couple weeks ago, that never made the news...

It has now ????

How does a rat like this get past Immigration?  THIS is the stereotypical "tourist" that I would expect to be singled out and taken to a back room to be questioned (and then denied entry).  From the looks of things, he probably smells like a pig too.

Can not help but wonder what was numb nuts thinking? And what was he planning to do with a stolen bike? 
 

what now? Another go fund me page from his parents?

Was it a rented motorbike that he had a copied key for I wonder.... can’t see him hot wiring it on the street 

Hope he is not too attached to his long hair, it is gonna be gone upon arrival in Hilton.

2 hours ago, 4MyEgo said:

Straight to Bangkok Hilton for 2 years, if he can survive that, he might just straighten up, and whatever the Thai's do, don't cut his piggy tails as I am sure the boys in there will love pulling on them, real hard, gitty up ????

 

Wow.... so much barely suppressed homophobia these days.

1 hour ago, Leaver said:

That's only a solution for Thailand. 

 

There must be some punishment for his crimes, and a Thai prison is a great place for guys like this to learn their lesson. 

Well it's only Thailand looking for a solution. Petty criminal from the UK. Why would Thailand want to spend 1 sentang on him? IDC, deport, lifetime ban. End of.

Just now, DannyCarlton said:

Well it's only Thailand looking for a solution. Petty criminal from the UK. Why would Thailand want to spend 1 sentang on him? IDC, deport, lifetime ban. End of.

No. No. No.

 

The police have to extort some money out of him first, for reduced charges

 

Then, the judicial system has to extort some money out of him for a reduced sentence.

 

Then he has to bribe the prison guards for more food, and maybe medicine.

 

He'll be crying to mummy and daddy to send money over during the whole process.

 

Then he will be deported.  ????

Just now, Leaver said:

No. No. No.

 

The police have to extort some money out of him first, for reduced charges

 

Then, the judicial system has to extort some money out of him for a reduced sentence.

 

Then he has to bribe the prison guards for more food, and maybe medicine.

 

He'll be crying to mummy and daddy to send money over during the whole process.

 

Then he will be deported.  ????

He hasn't got any money. Probably hasn't seen his father since he was a kid and Mummy lives in social housing.

38 minutes ago, URMySunshine said:

Oi that's a profession reserved for Thai nationals, in and out of uniform. Just another day in this wonderful world class tourist resort. 

Really? Thank you for your precious information. Are you from the secret service?

15 minutes ago, lemonjelly said:

Was it a rented motorbike that he had a copied key for I wonder.... can’t see him hot wiring it on the street 

No.  That was my first thought after watching the video.

 

Something still not right with the story.

 

What Thai would leave their wallet, phone, and keys with a foreigner they just met.

 

I'm wondering if the Brit girl is hooking here, and lifted the Thai's property in a ST room. 

3 minutes ago, DannyCarlton said:

He hasn't got any money. Probably hasn't seen his father since he was a kid and Mummy lives in social housing.

Then I guess he will be crying for a lot longer while the Thai's hold him hostage whilst waiting for money from back home.  ????

Just now, Leaver said:

Then I guess he will be crying for a lot longer while the Thai's hold him hostage whilst waiting for money from back home.  ????

More fool them. It costs money to hold someone. Money they'll never get back.

18 minutes ago, NanLaew said:

Wow.... so much barely suppressed homophobia these days.

Nothing of the sort, just that piggy tales in a jail, well kiss kiss and all that ????

 

3 minutes ago, DannyCarlton said:

More fool them. It costs money to hold someone. Money they'll never get back.

The building already exists.  That only leaves the cost of a small bowl of fish head soup and rice, on the hope that some money may come through. 

 

It's worth the bet, and the guards don't pay for the food.

Just now, Leaver said:

The building already exists.  That only leaves the cost of a small bowl of fish head soup and rice, on the hope that some money may come through. 

 

It's worth the bet, and the guards don't pay for the food.

Not worth the bet at all. Probably in IDC waiting for a plane now.

2 hours ago, Chelseafan said:

Looks like a girl!

 

 

 

Nah, girls do shave.

Just now, DannyCarlton said:

Not worth the bet at all. Probably in IDC waiting for a plane now.

Maybe, but for sure they will sweat him, and if there's a sniff of a baht in it for the system, he'll be charged. 

Just now, Leaver said:

Maybe, but for sure they will sweat him, and if there's a sniff of a baht in it for the system, he'll be charged. 

I presume that you're talking from personal experience.

6 minutes ago, Leaver said:

No.  That was my first thought after watching the video.

 

Something still not right with the story.

 

What Thai would leave their wallet, phone, and keys with a foreigner they just met.

 

I'm wondering if the Brit girl is hooking here, and lifted the Thai's property in a ST room. 

Yeah, seems odd that someone would be doing something so desperate after being here only 5 days and knowing that CCTV is a worldwide phenomenon, especially in a tourist spot... she might’ve lifted the keys and asked him to pick up her motorbike.... 

2 hours ago, DannyCarlton said:

 

 

 

Same "guy"?

                          

No he was Austrian I think

Just now, White Christmas13 said:

No he was Austrian I think

Yep. Former winner of Eurovision Song Contest. Bonny lad, for an Austrian.

6 minutes ago, DannyCarlton said:

I presume that you're talking from personal experience.

No. 

 

My friend is "big boss police in Pattaya."  He tells me everything.  Doesn't everyone have a "big boss police" friend?  ????

 

Seriously, do you think Thai police corruption plays no part in a case like this?

 

Do you think for a theft like this all that happens is deportation?  I don't think so.  Otherwise, crime would go through the roof. 

14 minutes ago, 4MyEgo said:

33 minutes ago, NanLaew said:

Wow.... so much barely suppressed homophobia these days.

Nothing of the sort, just that piggy tales in a jail, well kiss kiss and all tha

Undeniably fascinating then?

 

To you I mean?

29 minutes ago, Leaver said:

No. No. No.

 

The police have to extort some money out of him first, for reduced charges

 

Then, the judicial system has to extort some money out of him for a reduced sentence.

 

Then he has to bribe the prison guards for more food, and maybe medicine.

 

He'll be crying to mummy and daddy to send money over during the whole process.

 

Then he will be deported.  ????

You make a big assumption that he has anyone to cry to .... What does one say about the apple not falling far away from the tree ..

1 hour ago, URMySunshine said:

Oi that's a profession reserved for Thai nationals, in and out of uniform. Just another day in this wonderful world class tourist resort. 

What that has to do with world class tourist resort, the same happen in any other city.

12 minutes ago, lemonjelly said:

Yeah, seems odd that someone would be doing something so desperate after being here only 5 days and knowing that CCTV is a worldwide phenomenon, especially in a tourist spot... she might’ve lifted the keys and asked him to pick up her motorbike.... 

Under what pretenses did he, or she, lift the keys?

 

I'm more interested in how this couple got the wallet, phone, and by the look of it, the keys. 

 

That's the story behind the story.

 

32 minutes ago, DannyCarlton said:

He hasn't got any money. Probably hasn't seen his father since he was a kid and Mummy lives in social housing.

And you know that do you?

8 minutes ago, rvaviator said:

You make a big assumption that he has anyone to cry to .... What does one say about the apple not falling far away from the tree ..

Sure, I accept that.  Many foreigners in Thailand have burnt their bridges back home, but this guy is relatively young.

 

It's possible he has also, but then again, maybe money will come for him.  Who knows. 

 

30 minutes ago, ravip said:

Really? Thank you for your precious information. Are you from the secret service?

Don't worry, he most properly never been to Pattaya and can't point it out on the map.