This one is for all you Aussie bashers.................

A man and his wife, both living in Britain, had been wanting to move to Australia for a long time as this is where the husbands family live and where he grew up, nowadays immigration to Australia, as it is with many countries is quite strict and so they had a long wait for there interview with the immigration office.

Finally they got there interview and both very nervous after many questions were asked there came the "do you have a criminal record?"

to which the husband replied "I didn't realise you still needed one?!"

now where have I heard that before?