Well you've had a good run, enjoyed the moment, but the snake has got to you or you've been sat on by the pink elephant.

As they draw the curtain what's playing ?

Me....These were the days.......Queen

QUICK! EVERYBODY!

POINT AT LIMPY AND LAUGH OUT LOUD, GIGGLING AS YOU SAY,

"HAHAHAHA Bedlam NEwbie tried to start a thread!!!!!"

PS: note, that I am only joking and you have already earned yourself a bedlam nickname based on your avatar/custom member title.

Meanytime, we've THIS ONE running already!

Kayo, o pink fluffy heffalump, you been raiding the meds cabinet again? You know Nurse Ratched will be highly displeased if she finds out you have a duplicate key...

I believe the limp one was asking which song would be the one playing as a soundtrack to the final scene of the movie of our lives (the one where, in my case, Catherine Zeta Jones plays me - I wish!), not, as the Farang Pub thread asks, what is playing at the moment!

In answer to that question, I think for me it would be Lou Reed - Perfect Day. Or, November Rain - G n R, of course!

K ... don't be such a dweeb, everyone starts somewhere.

Combine this with a public topic .... buried or burned?

Buried ...... Going Underground by The Jam

Burned.... Fire by The Crazy World of Arthur Brown.

Cryogenically stored until they can find a cure, Comfortably Numb ..... and I know you know who did that

There's a new cowboy in town?

Ok, I understand now.

I thought it was funny though... calling me a £%"ing dweeb... AT least I ain't gittin me balls chopped off by the missus....

Ok... My song would likely be (choices are hard, so I've put three)

1. Brothers in Arms Dire Straits.

2. My Way. Cliche, but true, and I've done it my way more than most of my gen.

3. Heart of Gold, Neil Young.

Funeral (cremation, I hope) would finish with "Closing Time" by Tom Waits, before everybody goes to a party that someone will organise.

I know this may sound pretentious (I have been acused of this in the past) however, Purcell's the Funeral music for Queen Mary! "Musique funebre pour la Reine Mary" I am a huge Purcell fan. A much under appreciated 'English' composer!

Limpy? I thought we nicked him Limpalong? OK, goes well with eatcrowboy aka cawboy, garbage picker, eyeball sucker.

Last songs? Jettie and the Bens (Elton). Leaving on a Jet Plane (who cares). Jet me to the moon and let me play among the stars (Tony Bennet). Jet is simply the best (Tina). R-E-S-P-E-C-T-J-E-T-T-I and E (Aretha). Me and Jettie McGee (Janis). Jettie's haze (Jimi; for when the smokes is curling up the burn chimney).

That made me giggle!

Burnt to the tune of 'I just can't be happy today' by The Damned, played on a church organ with the lyrics sung by a choir.

Spot on.

Burnt to the tune of 'I just can't be happy today' by The Damned, played on a church organ with the lyrics sung by a choir.

Spot on.

'I just can't be happy today'

Chorus: "But everybody else is, but everbody else is"

Joshing, Robski, joshing.

Oooh, bitchy! Actually Jet it would be a good song for you to play every day.

Vancouver must be a depressing place and the thought of funerals must want to send you over the edge.

Why don't you go and shout at the newbies in General topics, that'll cheer you up.

Oooh, bitchy! Actually Jet it would be a good song for you to play every day.

Vancouver must be a depressing place and the thought of funerals must want to send you over the edge.

Why don't you go and shout at the newbies in General topics, that'll cheer you up.

Ya, I did already. Wanklettes are so self-centred they don't even reply to me. The cheek!

I stressed out the tresses so much today that they slinky-ed me over to my Cantonese neighbours so they could eat his gerbils, which the man put out in their cage in the backyard to enjoy the first day of sun they have had in, I dunno, many stormy ones. Well, they got their day in the sun and my tresses got their bellies filled. Seems fair to me. Now I gotta deal with this Chinese weirdo trying to climb my fence with a f** chainsaw buzzing in his hand. Can't understand Cantonese. F** immigrants. Speak English.

I thought you all spoke Francais in Canada

_{Kayo.....shhhh!}

Did I mention Richard Gere, anal distress or cruelty to gerbils stuffed up an orifice in my post? No. So just P** O**.

In an aside, I am considering a new profession. Please do not harass me at this crucial life changing process in time.

No, Canadiens do not parlez Francais, Kayo, the sh*theads parlez Quebecois. Tu faire a un tracteur ou un etat separat por moi?

Did I mention Richard Gere, anal distress or cruelty to gerbils stuffed up an orifice in my post? No. So just P** O**.

In an aside, I am considering a new profession. Please do not harass me at this crucial life changing process in time.

No, Canadiens do not parlez Francais, Kayo, the sh*theads parlez Quebecois. Tu faire a un tracteur ou un etat separat por moi?

Is it topic related? Funeral director perhaps?

Now I want you all to just P** O**.

Is that topic related? I don't think so.

Tum tee tum.

Back on topic then, how about Electric Funeral by Black Sabbath, get some smoke effect machines, some local Hells Angels to ride their custom choppers up the aisle and Ozzy Ozbourne to do the speech thingy (what do you call that).

Ozzy Ozbourne to do the speech thingy (what do you call that).

Drunken ramblings from a rich Brummie

Tu faire a un tracteur ou un etat separat por moi?

C'mon J ... that wasn't really good French, if you need a tractor you can borrow mine .... just say the word

What has this thread become???

What has this thread become???

Derailed.

What has this thread become???

Derailed.

Good answer...

What has this thread become???

Derailed.

Good answer...

Derailed...wasn't that a John Cash song? Give my Love to Jet.

I forgot to add a John Cash song! Jet the Line. And then Unchained MeloJettie. (Righteous Bros and Sarah Vaughn). And then Jet Falls to Pieces (Patsy Cline). Maybe Jet burns to pieces would be more apropo in this instance.

Snake girl, that ex-scouse bug head grew wings and actually sang " Jet".

After you he went upmarket and married someone with one leg......snigger.

You related to her, Limpalong?

I was soooo so tempted to reply " must be, as I'm often legless "

however, I shall refrain on the grounds the thread would only degenerate further.

Don't much care what music is played at my final act, it's not like I'll be humming along to it is it?

Given the choice I'd prefer something irreverant like Ian Dury's Billericay Dicky.

Had a love affair with Nina,

in the back of my Cortina.

a seasoned up hyena,

could not have been more obscener,

she took me to the cleaners,

and other misdemeaners,

I got right up between her,

rum and her ribenas.

I'm not an effin' thicky, I'm Billericay Dicky and I'm doin' very well.

can I have the last word?