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Adopt Or Exterminate

As recently suggested by the mother of my bastard children... 6 members have voted

  1. 1. Adopt or Exterminate?

    • Adopt
      50%
      2
    • Exterminate
      50%
      2
  2. 2. If Adopt, then

    • Be brought up by both
      25%
      1
    • Only by Fluffles... I'd rather be a Klown than be Stone Cold
      50%
      2
    • Only by the Gorgon... I'd rather be a Snake than some big nosed Fool
      25%
      1
  3. 3. If Exterminate, then

    • Turned to Stone
      75%
      3
    • Masticated by the Mastodon
      25%
      1

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Following recent suggestion (orders) by the Medus-a-lot HERE

I am under instructions.

You can only vote in two of the three categories.

The FIRST and SECOND questions

or

THE FIRST and THIRD questions.

JET, ya cannae vote alrrite?

*relatives and family of this poll are excluded from participating...etc...

Just read the link and, am I just dumb ...... what is the question?

The poll needs another catagory;

Put them in a freak show!

:o

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Whom are we adopting or exterminating, ye may ask?

Why, yourselves dear bedlamites... yourselves! have ye no brains?

So.. er, we're all the lust 'children' of you and Jet? That's just plain hideous.

Would you Adam and Eve it, they've gone all paternal on us.

If we have no brains, then that would be your fault right or Jet? And what other inherent defects are we likelty to possess?

Crikey! the offspring of Kayo and Jet, a rabbit with a lot of rabbit, a klown that won't shut up, a pink elephant with a chip on it's shoulder.

You need another catagory then; Suicide.

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oh for crying out loud just vote already. I'm gonna block comments if your carry on like this Abba/boy

I think there's "something in the air tonight" because the klown failed to make an

effective seal between his paper bag of glue and his "trunk".

Is he trying to suggest that this island of sanity is menaced by hordes of "wonklettes" ,

complete with VERY bad hair and "navel fluff" blowing <deleted> and ridiculous smilies

alternatively out their rear ends ?

Last fool that tried those kind of ridiculous scare tactics managed to have thousands

of people killed and he's still grinning about it , except when they won't give him

another gazillion dollars to pay for more of his fun and then he gets VERY RIGHTEOUSLY

CROSS because these bad bastards are not supporting the tin soldiers he sent out to

win a folded flag for their nearest and dearest.

I am more prevention than cure.

Never mind possible offspring (I actually typed oddspring there first timearound).

Somebody shoot him before he can breed.

l

There will be no shooting of my pink elephant, even if he morphs into wabbit.

After looking at our unruly, ungrateful, hillbilly brood, none of whom is able to complete a simple questionnaire, I conclude that Kayo and my blood types are incompatible, thus creating the deranged errant-cell gene pool of which our offsprung are all carriers.

Fear not, Kayo, you get a vasectomy and if we want more rug rats, we'll adopt at the MENSA Montessori school that Bendix created for the homeless children of rocket scientists, rock guitarists and Russian gymnasts.

Exterminate this lot at will, Dearest.

There will be no shooting of my pink elephant, even if he morphs into wabbit.

After looking at our unruly, ungrateful, hillbilly brood, none of whom is able to complete a simple questionnaire, I conclude that Kayo and my blood types are incompatible, thus creating the deranged errant-cell gene pool of which our offsprung are all carriers.

Fear not, Kayo, you get a vasectomy and if we want more rug rats, we'll adopt at the MENSA Montessori school that Bendix created for the homeless children of rocket scientists, rock guitarists and Russian gymnasts.

Exterminate this lot at will, Dearest.

So if he gets his tubes snipped you're up for it ?

Small point (sic) he may have exaggerated the size of his "trunk".

Hide your dissapointment and let him down gently.

He's a touchy little sod.

:o

Word association

love.............puke......................mmmmmmmmmmmmm someone in the house needs help.........urgently.

congrats, Klown! This is the most inane nonsense for a while...to keep the rest of my mental health, I refuse adoption by either of you... :o

congrats, Klown! This is the most inane nonsense for a while...to keep the rest of my mental health, I refuse adoption by either of you... :o

Ah, Raro, you were one of the few we gave up to foster care. Couldn't handle the mangled music. But, in our hearts, we still love you.

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:o ex/ter/mi/nate!!! Mas-ti-cate!!!
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okay, this is one of my own, and sadly one of the poorer fairing ones.

nonetheless it is insinuating a playgroung mentality of "you are either with us or against us"...

Please close this thread of mine, for it's ridiculousness if not for any of the forum rule reasons.

Please close this thread of mine, for it's ridiculousness if not for any of the forum rule reasons.

Well... you said it... :o

totster :D

congrats, Klown! This is the most inane nonsense for a while...to keep the rest of my mental health, I refuse adoption by either of you... :o

Ah, Raro, you were one of the few we gave up to foster care. Couldn't handle the mangled music. But, in our hearts, we still love you.

I have also decided to forego the dubious pleasure of being the adopted offspring of either and shall remain an orphan.

CB

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