Cawboy, I found my weapon of choice for bagging you: my 50-year-old catapult (slingshot), which I now use for felling fruit from high tree branches, feeding my guppies and waging marshmallow battles against the neighbour's shitzu. I never miss.

Wadda uze the elastic out of your garter belt?

CB

Wadda uze the elastic out of your garter belt?

There's a thought! Actually, I do have a racy little black garter belt somewhere; the garters made great thwacking sounds on release of the silk stockings.

Please............It's breakfast time in the most populace country in the world. If you believe in the butterfly wing theory, imagine the shock wave with that amount of vomit..........horror beyond imagination.

But it didn't have Slade in it.

Best posts always do !!!

Want me to post some more stuff about slade just so we can wind up JG? I have an interview with Noddy from an English Guitar Mag that I could transcribe and post up here.

CB

yes mate,

how about posting some top stuff about slade as they were excellent.

seen them live in perth in 1977 and my mate used to dress up like noddy with that haircut and all.

we had to give him a good flogging to bring him back to reality as he was scaring of the girls. :D

But it didn't have Slade in it.

Best posts always do !!!

Want me to post some more stuff about slade just so we can wind up JG? I have an interview with Noddy from an English Guitar Mag that I could transcribe and post up here.

CB

yes mate,

how about posting some top stuff about slade as they were excellent.

seen them live in perth in 1977 and my mate used to dress up like noddy with that haircut and all.

we had to give him a good flogging to bring him back to reality as he was scaring of the girls. :D

Slade - were and are a great band, depending on my time and inclination over the weekend I will type a transcription from the Total Guitar Magazine interview with Noddy - until then

Slade Post

CB

Wadda uze the elastic out of your garter belt?

There's a thought! Actually, I do have a racy little black garter belt somewhere; the garters made great thwacking sounds on release of the silk stockings.

More likely they are a pair of stripy witches britches and that great twacking sound is suiging banging his head in the horror of trying to get the mental picture out of his head

CB

Ah the Slade thread.

After the jolly military, like an idiot i became a probation officer, as the hobby at the time was hill walking so muggings here used to take teenage hooligans up mountains in a forlorn attempt to try to turn them into better people ( well at least half human ).

One Christmas, some idiot came up with the idea to take some of the worst examples of humanity to the Pebble Mill At One ( UK luch time telly pre- Jerry etal ) studios in Birmingham for their Xmas special featuring Slade.

As we arrived, the comedian employed to warm the crowd made a cardinal error. We were a tad late, so most of the audience were already seated and as we made our way down to the front the silly man shouted .........

" Take a seat lads....No hang on a minute, by the look of you, if i said that there would be none left ".

This led to a wave of chuttles from the seated masses and the lead skinhead in my party rushing the stage and flooring said funny man.

If you watch the tape you can still see Noddy and the boys laughing and pointing all the way through their set.

I think there was Thai in the front row.