Help Wanted

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Help Wanted

The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde

went in to try out for the job.

"Okay," the sheriff drawled, "What is 1 and 1?"

"Eleven," she replied.

The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant,

but she's right." Then the sheriff asked, "What two

days of the week start with the letter 'T'?".

"Today and tomorrow." replied the blonde.

He was again surprised that the blonde supplied a correct

answer that he had never thought of himself. "Now, listen

carefully, who killed Abraham Lincoln?", asked the sheriff.

The blonde looked a little surprised herself, then thought

really hard for a minute and finally admitted, "I don't

know."

The sheriff replied, "Well, why don't you go home and

work on that one for a while?"

So, the blonde wandered over to the beauty parlor, where

her pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview.

The blonde was exultant. "It went great! First day on

the job and I'm already working on a murder case!"