Cats on Cars, how to keep 'em off?

[SidJames]

Head up to the Tiger prison Park & try to get hold of some tiger poo & leave it about the area that you what the cats to stay away from.

Tiger urine also works but it must be difficult to get a sample unless you get a few beers down them first to break the seal

[JAS21]

23 hours ago, steven100 said:

Moth Balls ....  

The scent given out by mothballs aren’t gentle, the cat will learn to never come across your car again. All you have to do is spread these balls all over the car, but be aware that the smell may be a little uncomfortable.

Have had a lot of success by crushing them and then spread around ...

[DPKANKAN]

In the UK I bought cat repellent tablets for neighbouring cats.

Next morning there was half a dozen of them eating the <deleted> things!!!????????????????????????????????

[tonray]

On 9/15/2020 at 8:30 PM, Dumbastheycome said:

Finely  ground  pepper or  chillie powder . Have used  it, it  does work.

It'll get rid of the wife's cats but will attract her extended family...ha ha ha ha

[rwill]

I tried putting prik pon on my car.  It did not work.  Our neighbor used to put a stuffed alligator on top of his car.  I don't think that worked either.

[Siamjim]

heard they have a fear/startled to cucumbers

 

[CM Dad]

Sell the damn car and just use Grab. 

[tonray]

9 minutes ago, CM Dad said:

Sell the damn car and just use Grab. 

Grab Car or their new Feature Grab Cat ?

[hotchilli]

On 9/15/2020 at 7:42 PM, Formaleins said:

Tonight I am trying a liberal (no pun intended) sprinkling of Prik Porn around the perimeter, reinforced by a healthy sprinkling of my own home grown  100% organic natural cold pressed extra virgin lime juice, (If this works it will be fine as I have gallons of the stuff) But if anyone knows of another 100% solution, please let me know.

Tiger juice works well, the cats will get a whiff of that and move to the next province.

[DrPhibes]

On 9/15/2020 at 10:24 PM, jvs said:

What are you going to do after you kill one of those cats?

Did you ever think of that?You beast!

Here are some ideas

https://www.google.com/search?sxsrf=ALeKk028taq-khRLf0cySwqHpBwvhgapmQ:1600183235256&source=univ&tbm=isch&q=101+uses+for+dead+cats&client=firefox-b-d&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiS8r-Ku-vrAhU3xzgGHaT2B2sQsAR6BAgDEAE&biw=1360&bih=663

There's an app that downloads into your car for that.

 

 

[NoshowJones]

On 9/15/2020 at 8:36 PM, Boomer6969 said:

Cats are persons. Dogs are just dogs.

 

OP should get some professional help, I reckon.

i think cats are the most beautiful animals on earth, I have three and none of them harm the cars.

[stouricks]

On 9/15/2020 at 7:42 PM, Formaleins said:

What they need is something to stop them even attempting to want to sit on my car

A sharp knife on all four legs !  PML 555 LOL

[Poilu]

I find that cats get used to most deterrents so I use a full size waterproof cover specifically designed for my model of car. 

[salsajapan]

On 9/15/2020 at 7:42 PM, Formaleins said:

Firstly, I love my car much more than any of my wife's cats

 

What a ....

[metisdead]

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