You know those moments in life where someone says something without thinking that crosses the point of regular stupid and passes into the superstupid?

Years ago I was walking through a tube station with another colonial who commented "That's got to be the most boring job ever. He must go nuts!"

"Huh?" I replied.

"Mind the gap.... Mind the gap.... that's all he does all day!"

I was watching a football (soccer) match with a friend of mine once and I asked him who he thought would win. He answered, in all seriousness without thinking, 'the team who scores the most goals will win this game!' :0

When I was about 23 I was decribing a critical accident I had been involved in a few years earlier to a co-worker. Since he kept pressing for more details I gave them in all the gory detail. Finally, he asked, "Did you die ?".

When I was about 23 I was decribing a critical accident I had been involved in a few years earlier to a co-worker. Since he kept pressing for more details I gave them in all the gory detail. Finally, he asked, "Did you die ?".

That's the winner so far.....

When I was in my mid 20's I was out at a bar & got talking to a group of Brits. One of the girls was fascinated by my eyes (they are an unusual colour) & complimented me on them, asking "Are they yours?" ("No, I borrowed them for the night...")

English speakers are seperated by a common language - what is a term used in one country sometimes has an entirely different meaning in another.

I was in the US and filling in a form "use 2B pencil only" and made a mistake. I turned around and asked the girl next to me - who I had never met before (or ever again) "excuse me do you have a rubber? Apparently I should have asked for an eraser.

The look on her face was something to behold - sort of a mix between "oh my god" and "well maybe" I didn't realise and couldn't understand why she was looking at me so.

Yep - Saying The Stupidest Things

CB

Just this morning on BBC2 (radio) Bucks Fizz were being interviewed about Eurovision when one of them, Mike Nolan I think, said of the UK song that it would either win or Lose.

Brilliant insight don't ya think?

ps NR's eyes post made me chuckle...

Just this morning on BBC2 (radio) Bucks Fizz were being interviewed about Eurovision when one of them, Mike Nolan I think, said of the UK song that it would either win or Lose.

Brilliant insight don't ya think?

ps NR's eyes post made me chuckle...

I thought Bucks Fizz was the drink de rijoure for Essex girls?

CB

Come down the 'Farang Connection', between 14.00-17.00, and you could keep this thread running for years. :D :D

I just love it when you get caught in a rain storm and get inside and some a'hole pipes up "is it raining?".

"No! I just thought it would be fun to take a <deleted>' shower fully clothed!"

We'd crossed the border and had been cruising down the autobahn for a good half hour

when the missus pipes up "Ausfhart is a big town'.

I was reading a post in the Buddhist section of TV not too long ago...

there was a westerner that had just been ordained as a Buddhist monk. The thai monk sitting next to him asked, apparently with all sincerity, so are you Christian ?

as a side note, some people like to play stupid for fun. its just another silly form of humor. careful, these cunning foxes might be playing a joke on you !

My sister had twins (boy and girl) a friend asked if they were identical

Another friend was visitting us in Bkk, she asked if Thailand had special white paint with green streaks in it (slime on buildings) same friend got lost on BTS and managed to find her way back by getting of at 'the building that isn't there'. Quite accuarately describes Siam Paragon as it was being built so maybe she isn't quite as daft as we think

My sister had twins (boy and girl) a friend asked if they were identical

Another friend was visitting us in Bkk, she asked if Thailand had special white paint with green streaks in it (slime on buildings) same friend got lost on BTS and managed to find her way back by getting of at 'the building that isn't there'. Quite accuarately describes Siam Paragon as it was being built so maybe she isn't quite as daft as we think

Some people just see the world differently

Posted in the Jokes section, I think it belongs here...

"One night we were having church when the lights went out. We were all looking around trying to find the problem when my Blond Aunt Debbie ran outside. In just a few short minutes she came running back inside the church and as serious as she could be, said, "Hey you guys my lights are working in my car."

Classic...

showing a mate some photos, when he came out with this classic

Were you present when your picture was taken?

A famous Chinese drill instructer in the RHKP lost his temper with a bunch of expats and exploaded............

' You think I know <deleted>-ck nothing !!! Ha...... in fact I know <deleted>-ck all'

An ambulance was called for the hysterical expats.

A famous Chinese drill instructer in the RHKP lost his temper with a bunch of expats and exploaded............

That reminds me of a story told by one of the chaps here, it isn't a stupid comment, it's actually quite quick whited and clever, but the guy did get punished for it.

Imagine the scene.

A parade ground with a line of new interns into the armed forces, the RSM is walking the line performing an inspection, he stumbles, one of the new squaddies starts to chuckle...... the RSM takes his baton and prods the young chap in the chest saying "there's a c*nt on the end of this stick"

And the reply came back "not this end sir"

A famous Chinese drill instructer in the RHKP lost his temper with a bunch of expats and exploaded............

That reminds me of a story told by one of the chaps here, it isn't a stupid comment, it's actually quite quick whited and clever, but the guy did get punished for it.

Imagine the scene.

A parade ground with a line of new interns into the armed forces, the RSM is walking the line performing an inspection, he stumbles, one of the new squaddies starts to chuckle...... the RSM takes his baton and prods the young chap in the chest saying "there's a c*nt on the end of this stick"

And the reply came back "not this end sir"