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Thai lady survives long night in overturned car in the klong after swerving to miss water monitor


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Posted
20 minutes ago, webfact said:

She plans to thank the people who rescued her properly when she recovers

I'm guessing she was rendered speechless when they rescued her?

Posted
23 minutes ago, webfact said:

 

She could only breathe through one nostril and her body was being sucked by countless leeches.

 

Might have found a better turn of phrase there for that .. 

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Posted
1 minute ago, Justgrazing said:
27 minutes ago, webfact said:

She could only breathe through one nostril and her body was being sucked by countless leeches.

Might have found a better turn of phrase there for that .. 

She should have had some Vicks Sinex nasal spray with her. Lasts up to eight hours, Malcolm.

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Posted
36 minutes ago, webfact said:

large water monitor crossed her path

 

Would've been unkarma chameleon if she'd hit it .. 

Why did Lizard cross the road .?

To meet his flatmate ..

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Posted
21 hours ago, webfact said:

Her main thought was that she was far too young to die and had three children to look after. 

Should have thought about that earlier... and took out the monitor lizard.

Lesson learnt, never swerve for an animal [unless it's bigger than your car].

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Posted
22 hours ago, webfact said:

and the amulet around her neck.

and all turns out good and well thanks to the magic amulet, where can I buy one   555

 

P.S; please be aware the above text may contain some intended  sarcasm

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Posted
3 minutes ago, Mavideol said:

and all turns out good and well thanks to the magic amulet, where can I buy one   555

 

P.S; please be aware the above text may contain some intended  sarcasm

Hey, I've got Pat. Pending on a very similar phrase! See below. For a small fee I could license its use.

 

<For the hard-of-learning: The text above may contain traces of sarcasm>

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